Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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FoomiOnce said:
Can we fucking nuke Cartoon Network off the planet and start anew or something? Can they not let in some artist/writers who don't look like they all wank each other off when making their little doodles?
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Not until The Amazing World of Gumball ends (probably the only show on the network worth a damn). Or you can have CEO Christina Miller ousted in some way or encourage new talent to audition...I'm not picky.
 
Asa_Spades60 said:
Not until The Amazing World of Gumball ends (probably the only show on the network worth a damn). Or you can have CEO Christina Miller ousted in some way or encourage new talent to audition...I'm not picky.
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It’s still better than when they decided to cancel a bunch of the long running series in order to launch a ton of live action shows.

On a channel called Cartoon Network.
 
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FoomiOnce said:
Bob throws around those words all the time yet they have no weight when they come from his mouth because he doesn't have anything to say. It's mostly the same with all SJWs; they claim they want equality and the like but from my own observations to the way they treat people, they only want it for a means of showcasing themselves because the MOMENT a P-Oh-Cee actually corrects them on something they got wrong, they go ape-shit and call them a Tom or whatever equivalent to it based on country. Again, all this diversity hammering he and others do is just for ego and a need for attention and praise. They don't want to actually go through the process of actually HELPING someone, especially if there is no reward they can gain from it.
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They'll either call you a Tom or will just accuse you of being white because of your views, because minorities can't think for themselves, and if you point out how racist that is to them they just go NUH UH.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
It’s still better than when they decided to cancel a bunch of the long running series in order to launch a ton of live action shows.

On a channel called Cartoon Network.
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The whole thing is equal to me; one was shit live action shows made to reach an annoying crowd, the other is a slew of shit animated shows made to reach an annoying crowd. The live action was finally canned, I can't wait for the slew of shit hipster animation to stop.

Though if Bob tries to white-knight his way into a guest-staring role on one of those shows, that could be entertaining.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he used a CPAP machine every night, and he's just looking for reasons to be angry.
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Dumb fat son of a bitch still hasn't realized that "fuck your jobs" is why Democrats have lost nearly every state house, the House, the Senate and the White House.

neural said:
Apparently Bendis made Riri Williams for his daughter or whatever and won't let go of her.. So it could be officially a Mary Sue lol.
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They actually named an SJW character REE REE?
 
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AnOminous said:
Dumb fat son of a bitch still hasn't realized that "fuck your jobs" is why Democrats have lost nearly every state house, the House, the Senate and the White House.



They actually named an SJW character REE REE?
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Apparently they thought that in order to make the Blackest character they had to give her what they assumed was the perfect Black Blackest name.

Yes, Riri is a fucking stupid name and it's amazing how a group of people who shout from the rooftops about how diverse they are chose one of the stereotypical ways of naming a character.
 
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It looks like the big difference this time between the gates is that the audience has a burgeoning ally from the retailers, who apparently tore Marvel a new one at NYCC over the weekend. (it's a running joke that Marvel is rotting on the shelves - especially Secret Empire)

@Sexy Times Hitler please keep an eye out and let me know if Bob comments on this at all. I'm curious to see how badly he flakes out when even the retailers are screaming, "F* U MARVEL!"
 
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If 80s B-movies are seriously the only thing keeping Tubbo alive, then this is one of the saddest goddamn things he ever wrote.
OMD.JPG


Flexo said:
It looks like the big difference this time between the gates is that the audience has a burgeoning ally from the retailers, who apparently tore Marvel a new one at NYCC over the weekend. (it's a running joke that Marvel is rotting on the shelves - especially Secret Empire)

@Sexy Times Hitler please keep an eye out and let me know if Bob comments on this at all. I'm curious to see how badly he flakes out when even the retailers are screaming, "F* U MARVEL!"
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I'm expecting either willful ignorance by not reporting it, dismissing it altogether, or writing off people who want to stay in business as racist Trump voters and sperging about UBI or something.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
'm expecting either willful ignorance by not reporting it, dismissing it altogether, or writing off people who want to stay in business as racist Trump voters and sperging about UBI or something.
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Is Bob one of those dumbasses that thinks a UBI is achievable and wouldn't end up with economic or cultural collapse?
 
Maybe Bob thinks that because of Trump science will not progress anymore and that moment when Robocop tech becomes possible will be postponed beyond his death.
He probably does realise that with his weight and his type 2 diabetes his life expectancy is not that good.In his delusions he might be saying 'Unless this tech becomes available before 2050 i'm gonna die.'Well even if Robocop tech becomes available within his lifetime odds are a fat diabetic from Boston ranting about pop culture and society will not be high on the list of persons to actually get it.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I'm expecting either willful ignorance by not reporting it, dismissing it altogether, or writing off people who want to stay in business as racist Trump voters and sperging about UBI or something.
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That'd be a new level of stupid if Bob does make an argument like that. Why would anyone want shops to die and federal funding be placed into some corporation that only makes dumb fanfics like "What if Iron Man was a black girl who wears Tony Stark as a suit?" that no one will be reading? That part isn't made up. Riri's stolen armor has Stark's mind as an AI aka she's figuratively wearing him as a suit.
 
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Flexo said:
It looks like the big difference this time between the gates is that the audience has a burgeoning ally from the retailers, who apparently tore Marvel a new one at NYCC over the weekend. (it's a running joke that Marvel is rotting on the shelves - especially Secret Empire)

@Sexy Times Hitler please keep an eye out and let me know if Bob comments on this at all. I'm curious to see how badly he flakes out when even the retailers are screaming, "F* U MARVEL!"
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You know, I know this is mean but I can't wait for the new wave of Marvel to come in and lampoon some of the defenders of the shit titles. I want to see ChipBob shown as the massive caricature he is blasting off on Iron Man while he's trying to do his job only to be ignored moments later. In fact Bobert reminds me of this one-shot foe from an old X-Factor/Strong Guy issues back in the day; overweight power hungry goof ball who got some wig that gave him fire powers and control over some demon or something but the difference between that guy and Bob, the guy was tongue-in-cheek in knowing that some things in his life were stupid and he acknowledged it. Bob just keeps going on and on and OOOOON.

Hell, the guy in the comic even acknowledge that he was being a slob and needed to clean up. I miss when Marvel comedy was actually funny.
 
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