Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

  • Artists are Usually Geniuses

    Votes: 43 4.2%
  • I wish I was that Smart

    Votes: 249 24.6%
  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

    Votes: 721 71.2%

  • Total voters
    1,013
Wow, this cow is only a few days old and he's already got a-loggers. This must be some sort of record.
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Yeah sorry about that lmao.
 
Someone should write a Kiwifarms Survival Guide. It'd be just like the Zombie Survival Guide, only useful.
I've condensed down as much knowledge as possible to come up with an elaborate, yet concise guideline on how to avoid running afoul of Kiwifarms.

Don't be a sped lol
 
I just found @coolbreeze88's twitter account. All I had to do was remove the "xbl" from "xblspartan170".
It has everything you've come to know and love about him; his poor grammar, his political edge, his furry tendencies, and lots and lots of valuable philosophy worthy of Nietzsche or Schopenhauer.

https://twitter.com/spartanx170 (http://archive.is/2bnB8)

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A fitting presidential choice for someone who want to sit on their ass all day and rage at tumblrinas.
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"although on the flip side. your fursona is pretty kickass"
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The hypocricy bleeding from this text is almost painful.


He also uses one of his da "art: as his avatar
 
"If you have any hacker friends"
For someone with an IQ of 130, his behavior seems extremely predictable.

Also, Regas Hellslide Detour 6 has been released in spite of all his struggles.

https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/Regas-Hellside-Detour-Chapter-6-True-Heroes-709416461 (http://archive.is/2lfBb)

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It seems that he considers his dox only a minor setback against his triad against GLIP.

Does he want someone to hack the farms? Because the last time that happened the person claimed to have done it ended up dead in June (Todd Knisely / Shadow) We also have some major hackers who come here to get a good laugh at people (Fancy Bear)

Calm your tits Coolbreeze88, you did this to yourself. Just sit back and laugh with us about your stupidity.
 
...Really fucking deep, apparently. Gotta love the part where he trusts a complete stranger to help him take down the Farms, like he thinks he's some sort of dystopian YA novel anti-hero fighting the Good Fight against some evil corporation bent on destruction. By, you know. Melting the servers?

Fun fact, melting servers was a major plot point in Summer Wars and believe it or not, it was actually more retarded. It's probably where he got the idea.

Even if he could do that and took the opportunity, the servers wouldn't catch fire, they'd shut off to prevent damage from overheating because that's a feature that all motherboards have.

We can add computer literacy to the list of things he cannot do.
 
I found his vidster account, and IT EVEN HAS MORE NIGGER PORN!

http://www.myvidster.com/profile/Coolbreeze88

Here are his followers on this account



















His list of favorite Nigger Cock porn videos
 
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The amount of shit that got dug up about this guy in such a short amount of time is just excellent. Who the fuck makes an account on a place like this with the same username he uses to watch black cock porn? How stupid can you be?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to use the same username you use on Kiwi Farms to list your favorite Coke Zero Gay Porn videos.
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to use the same username you use on Kiwi Farms to list your favorite BIG, BLACK DICK Gay Porn videos.

This is starting to become the new "I would not have sex with" meme. I really hope it doesn't become the goto response for every other user going forward like I know it will.
 
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