Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Cthulu]

Honestly? Absolutely nothing.

You should have learned not to get @zedkissed60 and @Ride curious especially at the same time. And,not to be a complete tard. I'll add also ingnoring all of those warnings at the top of all the pages and red letters telling you not to do certain shit when you sign up.

 

[TheFinalBoss]

More webmaster16 comments, this time showcasing his use of both his sock and his regular account thirst for fictional anthromorphic birds.

Spoiler: *holds in urge to flame*

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130 IQ right here.
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"perfect balance of comedy,angst,action OMG"
"ever since i learned that santa doesnt exist; the world has become unforgiving and unfair and you can never get anything for free"
"calm down. were going to have a real good time togehter *foxy smile*"
*lays you down on his bed* *rips of shirt* so ya think im sexy?
"you cannot resist for long *continues kissing and touching*

So much for his "furry equality".

Okay I think I'm done with drawing for today.

 

[Hiragana]

What have we learned from this experience?

My personal pain threshold for extended bouts of laughter. Incidentally, I need sides transplant, mine are broken after trying to keep up-to-date on this thread.

 

[Jackal]

What have we learned from this experience?

To fucking pay attention to the brightly colored words next to the flashing rainbow warning sign.

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

 

[Purple Man]

You should have learned not to get @zedkissed60 and @Ride curious especially at the same time. And,not to be a complete tard. I'll add also ingnoring all of those warnings at the top of all the pages and red letters telling you not to do certain shit.

What you said is just common sense, not learned experience.
Also, autists do not learn from their mistakes. Going into full damage control does not count.

 

[sbm1990]

I nominate @coolbreeze88 for best lolcow of 2017.

 

[Cthulu]

What you said is just common sense, not learned experience.
Also, autists do not learn from their mistakes. Going into full damage control does not count.

Some have. Take Golden Knight. He disappeared.

 

[John Furrman]

To fucking pay attention to the brightly colored words next to the flashing rainbow warning sign.

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

I don't think this kid knows what it is like to be embarrassed considering he learned nothing from his short stay here. It looks like he is back to business as usual in DA.

 

[Purple Man]

Some have. Take Golden Knight. He disappeared.

The exception proves the rule. He knew that he fucked up and got the right idea.
Here we have an individual that wants to make a name for himself, no matter the cost. Even if he disappears now, he'll make a sock some time later, trying to push himself as the new saviour. We already have a record of him using at least three different usernames, why would he stop there?

 

[Cthulu]

The exception proves the rule. He knew that he fucked up and got the right idea.
Here we have an individual that wants to make a name for himself, no matter the cost. Even if he disappears now, he'll make a sock some time later, trying to push himself as the new saviour. We already have a record of him using at least three different usernames, why would he stop there?

I never said he would just saying it has happened. No need to get upset fam.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

To fucking pay attention to the brightly colored words next to the flashing rainbow warning sign.

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

It's not that they don't pay attention to it. It's that they completely don't understand it.

Even if your IQ is 130.

I've think I've come to understand that most (if not all) lolcows don't think that vomiting personal information about themselves all over the internet is revealing intimate or embarrassing things.

Mostly because not many have had people say "Dude, you masturbate to sonic? That's kinda fucking dumb." to them as they tend to hang out in places where no one is allowed to criticize without being blocked, reported or ignored.

And this is why they usually freak the fuck out over it. They can't control the spotlight anymore and there's no mod or ignore button to make the mean comments go away.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

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Keep on going, you beautiful bastard.

@Null please give him a so his collection is complete.

 

[Jackal]

I guess one of the differences between your average idiot and a good lolcow is this:

Your average idiot may not know when to quit, but at some point it will occur to them that they've lost the fight. They'll pack their shit and abandon accounts in favor of new ones that no one knows the name of, and start over fresh. Eventually. God knows how many times I've seen that happen.

A good lolcow, on the other hand, definitely never knows when to quit, and will never, ever stop responding to the trolls. Even if they don't post here anymore, even if they make their accounts as private as they can, they don't fucking shut up about it. It's always "haters this" and "trolls that" and "I'm going to file a lawsuit". They cling to their internet presence like they cling to the remaining shreds of their dignity.

So here's a different lesson I've learned: the more you fight, the more you lose. You already done fucked up. Pack your bags and get outta town, or stay and "fight" while everyone points and laughs, meanwhile googling your name results in three links to a thread that itself links to every black porn video you've ever commented on.

 

[Purple Man]

I never said he would just saying it has happened. No need to get upset fam.

I ain't, mate. Just saying that in the course of this thread no-one learned anything, really. In a span of 50 pages we had what, two more spergs come out of the woodwork that got accused of being socks of @coolbreeze88?

@Null please give him a so his collection is complete.

If you want to give him a sticker, at least make him dance for it. Maybe we should make him do Q&A in a video form?

 

[Tennis Monkey]

So he's an autistic dumb powerleveling winner who feels a lot, is optimistic, an a-log, very informative, drunk, horrifying, very disliked, faithful, islamic degenerate, with one person who agrees and likes him, one who disagrees with him openly, and believes he's very prone to being put off-track/off-topic.

Well, there's no proof he's Muslim. Yet.

 

[TheMaxHeadroomIncident]

I guess one of the differences between your average idiot and a good lolcow is this:

Your average idiot may not know when to quit, but at some point it will occur to them that they've lost the fight. They'll pack their shit and abandon accounts in favor of new ones that no one knows the name of, and start over fresh. Eventually. God knows how many times I've seen that happen.

A good lolcow, on the other hand, definitely never knows when to quit, and will never, ever stop responding to the trolls. Even if they don't post here anymore, even if they make their accounts as private as they can, they don't fucking shut up about it. It's always "haters this" and "trolls that" and "I'm going to file a lawsuit". They cling to their internet presence like they cling to the remaining shreds of their dignity.

So here's a different lesson I've learned: the more you fight, the more you lose. You already done fucked up. Pack your bags and get outta town, or stay and "fight" while everyone points and laughs, meanwhile googling your name results in three links to a thread that itself links to every black porn video you've ever commented on.

Sir, you have officially won this thread. Congratulations.

 

[rookie]

These were already posted earlier in the thread, but here you go.

https://coolbreeze88.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/xblspartanx170/

My personal favorites:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fdemon-siren

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fxblspartanx170%2Fmayhemxpolybius-drift-redux

I doubt the guy made the second one on his own, like what shitpuppy said. The rest of his soundcloud just doesn't match that even slightly decent- if not boring- quality.

 

[wew lad]

What a fucking read.

 

[ICametoLurk]

In the tweets he's made, he says he's a janitor who works three hours a day on minimum wage

Though these tweets appear to be years old with the latest being 2015 so there's a chance that he doesn't have it now. This is the only job he ever mentions of having.

>i got a job. Finnaly. 3 hours a day to start. minimum wage but who cares i live with roomies. Tue Oct 08 17:45:56 +0000 2013
>@NEETANlME at least I have free time outside my job. https://t.co/28W56jTwHy @glitchedpuppet Mon Nov 30 22:14:29 +0000 2015
>@eevee do you still hate me for earlier. I'm sorry, my job really sucks and I usually take my frustrations out on other people. Mon Dec 07 02:42:28 +0000 2015
>@chemiiat @eevee kind of like the job I'm working right now. being a janitor sucks. Mon Dec 07 02:57:59 +0000 2015

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Is he so autistic that he got fired from a minimum wage janitor job that only required him to be there for three hours a day?

 

[TheMaxHeadroomIncident]

Is he so autistic that he got fired from a minimum wage janitor job that only required him to be there for three hours a day?

Knowing how he acts, more than probable.