Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[G2G Fast]

Yep. That's where he got the ideas for the incinerator, shoe lockers, cleaning time, etc. I'm not sure how much of it is accurate, since I'm not exactly an expert on Japanese schools.

Slight powerlevel, but I went on exchange to a Japanese school for a short amount of time a couple years back. I'm not an expert, but this is what I saw: The shoe locker thing is accurate, yes, students will change into inside shoes or slippers when they enter, and back into their outside shoes when leaving or going to different buildings. Cleaning time is also accurate, but I don't think anyone would find Yandere-chan suspicious for carrying around supplies during the day -accidents are a thing. Unlike in Yandere Sim, the vast majority of students eat their lunch inside their classrooms, most only leaving to get food from the cafeteria. That kind of disproves his theory of having Yandere-chan being entirely unable to kill anyone in the halls during lunch without being seen - not everyone will be wandering around. Also, I know its been said multiple times, but he really needs to change the uniforms. These are high-school kids, not middle school kids, if he wants us to believe that whatever weird shit going on is only involving "18-year-olds' then make it at least look a little more convincing. I'll add more later if I remember anything relevant.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yep. That's where he got the ideas for the incinerator, shoe lockers, cleaning time, etc. I'm not sure how much of it is accurate, since I'm not exactly an expert on Japanese schools.

Incinerators are fairly common for trash disposal in Japan, and most older schools (built pre-2000) schools have one, but a lot of that is being folded into city maintenance nowadays to my knowledge.

 

[IngusNSFW]

I'll add more later if I remember anything relevant.

Cleaning time is also accurate

Somehow I doubt cleaning time is an actual thing in high-school and colleges of Japan... right? Isn't that primarily a elementary school thing?

 

[PrincessHomura]

Somehow I doubt cleaning time is an actual thing in high-school and colleges of Japan... right? Isn't that primarily a elementary school thing?

It's still a part of high school, or at least used to be. College is entirely different, and I doubt it's still a thing then.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Somehow I doubt cleaning time is an actual thing in high-school and colleges of Japan... right? Isn't that primarily a elementary school thing?

https://spice.fsi.stanford.edu/docs/daily_life_in_japanese_high_schools

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Checking google, it seems like secondary schools like high school, depending on size, seem to still require student cleaning--though technically no student is required to participate. You're just inviting trouble from your fellows if you don't. College doesn't seem to though.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

The outfit thing is accurate. He really should change them, those sorts of outfits are dated, and only usually middle-elementary grade students wear them anymore. If they are worn, they're not worn in bigger schools.

 

[Fox]

Yandere Simulator = mix of Hitman, Yakuza, anime, yanderes, hentai, pedophilia and fetishes

But wait! There's more!!

Cannot wait to see how Cuphead "inspired" him to add something "new and original" to Yandere Simulator.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

But wait! There's more!!

Cannot wait to see how Cuphead "inspired" him to add something "new and original" to Yandere Simulator.

The next build will have a cup hat for Ayano and an alternate jazz soundtrack from Kevin MacLeod's collection.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

Also, I know its been said multiple times, but he really needs to change the uniforms. These are high-school kids, not middle school kids, if he wants us to believe that whatever weird shit going on is only involving "18-year-olds' then make it at least look a little more convincing.

But then that wouldn't appeal to his lolicon fetish or "hebephilia" as Alex justifies it

 

[Autistic Yandere]

The next build will have a cup hat for Ayano and an alternate jazz soundtrack from Kevin MacLeod's collection.

"Sorry guys, I was too busy streaming and fapping too busy to make Osana. But, here's an elaborate Cuphead easter egg I made for the past 2 weeks to make up for it! Please enjoy it and give me patreon money.

 

[CausticMinory]

The next build will have a cup hat for Ayano and an alternate jazz soundtrack from Kevin MacLeod's collection.

Wasn't he also trying to add P5 stuff to his game too? Like he's so lazy why not just take every mechanic from better finished games in the hope that people that played those better games will think "hey this game referenced (x game) this game is great!"

 

[MeanyBoomBoom]

I swear alex said he would add a crush crush cameo today in his last "Osana isn't ready yet" video

 

[tortoiseshell]

"the diarrhea is extremely spicy."

edit: Alex was asked what he thought of Cuphead

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

edit: Alex was asked what he thought of Cuphead
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I love how he is both passive-aggressively critiquing Cuphead and covering his ass for his embarrassing man-child rage at the same time

 

[Autistic Yandere]

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"the diarrhea is extremely spicy."

edit: Alex was asked what he thought of Cuphead
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yeah but like isn't his game going to be a massive trial-and-error kind of game since if it's actually gets done in the final game wouldn't you fuck up a ton of times trying to get away with murder, trying to be a pacifist, panty shots, stuff like that

does he not realize that

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Of course not. Because instead he's going to spoil everything about the game talking about it on Reddit, so the repetition will instead come from you having to follow a process ten weeks in a row every week for all the endings, which he's already given you all the steps for, OR you will beat the game in an hour or two by stabbing the rival the moment she's alone for two seconds. You don't need Info-Chan basically at all unless you want the headset or contraband, because his videos pretty much walk you through everything.

 

[Autistic Yandere]

You don't need Info-Chan basically at all unless you want the headset or contraband, because his videos pretty much walk you through everything.

"bitch you want help from me? go look at his videos you dumbass"

 

[LucasSomething]

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"the diarrhea is extremely spicy."

edit: Alex was asked what he thought of Cuphead
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>None of the mechanics feel unreliable or finnicky
>Sometimes your experience is entirely dependent on RNG

Those statements contradict each other Alex, just admit you're scrub.

Also, there are no "Inconvenient platform spawns", wtf does this mean? The only fight where platforms actually spawn is the Green Dragon fight and the bee fight and there is always +5 platforms to stand on, it's not "incovenient" it's half the boss fight challenge. I have to admit, Cuphead bosses are almost impossible to understand the first time so it takes a few deaths to learn but saying "the rng make the game luck based" is bullshit.

We''ll never let you forget it.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

Also, there are no "Inconvenient platform spawns", wtf does this mean? The only fight where platforms actually spawn is the Green Dragon fight and the bee fight and there is always +5 platforms to stand on, it's not "incovenient" it's half the boss fight challenge. I have to admit, Cuphead bosses are almost impossible to understand the first time so it takes a few deaths to learn but saying "the rng make the game luck based" is bullshit

It's not complete bullshit though. And by that I mean Beppi the clown can fuck you over if you get a bad roller coaster in his third phase. It's not that frequent but sometimes you're forced into situations where you have to take a hit. But this is an almost insignificant portion of the game and so far in my playthrough there hasn't been a time where I've gotten hit and my reaction wasn't "Why did I do that?" Or "I'm bad."