Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[shitrat mcgee]

god, he talks so slowly in those videos that i set the speed to 1.5x, and then at the end when i turn it back to normal he actually sounds like hes talking in slow motion. why does he do that??? its so robotic and unnerving

 

[Luigi]

god, he talks so slowly in those videos that i set the speed to 1.5x, and then at the end when i turn it back to normal he actually sounds like hes talking in slow motion. why does he do that??? its so robotic and unnerving

:autism:

 

[vertexwindi]

>the principle now has voiced reactions to easter eggs
Truly the progress everyone was waiting for.

I also like how he tries to justify stealing content ages after people pointed it out. It's still stealing, ya dick, even if it was "only temporary".

 

[Orhahine]

To summarize:
-No Osana still, though he rambles about her for quite a bit
-The Nurse can finally work
-Mindslaves can kill anyone now, which in my opinion doesn't make a lot of sense (the slaves were meant to kill rivals only, not anyone else, so it seems stupid to allow them to kill anyone)
-The Headmaster can react to things that are supposed to be removed from the final game
-He's trying to replace the temporary assets. After, what, 3-4 years?
-He thinks his fanbase is retarded. He's probably right, but still
-A bunch of other stuff that really isn't worth noting

Also the fanbase is trying to make "What in blazes are you doing?" a meme. It's :autism:

EDIT: He also likes mispronouncing Sakura as se-kUR-a

 

[vertexwindi]

Also the fanbase is trying to make "What in blazes are you doing?" a meme. It's :autism:

As if that's any surprise. Even Eva got sick of WOAH TECHNOLOGY.

 

[Vibe]

I also like how he tries to justify stealing content ages after people pointed it out. It's still stealing, ya dick, even if it was "only temporary".

Also totally ignores the fact that he is actively securing profit via patreon and merch and youtube revenue using these stolen assets for years and years now.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

His new video is just another confusing mess of things Alex decided to add last minute. I don't even know what this game is anymore.

Like, why do you need to work on sound effects for picking up weapons? How does a circular saw make any sound when someone picks it up in real life? And why does it matter?

 

[CausticMinory]

His new video is just another confusing mess of things Alex decided to add last minute. I don't even know what this game is anymore.

Like, why do you need to work on sound effects for picking up weapons? How does a circular saw make any sound when someone picks it up in real life? And why does it matter?

It's not a game anymore, it's now a study to see how long someone can get paid using stolen assets and empty promises.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

That's a disgusting thumbnail.
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He's only partially right.
You not only can't sell, but you can't even distribute a game with assets you don't have rights for.

Anyway, Alex appears quite productive in this video, but lemme analyse the new features a bit:
– missing posters? This one is a pretty good one. It required some work. I wonder how buggy it is, let's wait for Jay with that.
– functional nurse? I wonder if he just copy-pasted PE teacher's AI. Again, let's wait for Jay.
– late students running to class? A really tiny thing. Just few lines of code.
– different reactions to compliments? Most likely just a bunch of if statements, to add to the spaghetti.
– principal reacting to weird stuff? Even more if statements.
– low reputation game over? Another if statement.
– fixed grammar in end-of-day reports? Another if statement.
– accessories not obstructing the phone? My bet is that he makes the accessory invisible when entering the camera mode and back visible when leaving it. I mean, good, but nothing to brag about.
– different skin color for the PE teacher? A tiny asset change.
– sakura petals? Another tiny asset change. Also, there's too many fucking sakura trees in that school.
– sound effects when picking weapons? Yet another pointless tiny asset change. Also, the effects are too loud. Maybe he'll notice it on his own and turns them down a bit.

So mostly a bunch of tiny things. The only exception is the posters.

Also, note the first words of the video: "My lead animator has been hard at work".
I wonder how much that person is being paid.

Spoiler

Also, I'll if it turns out that the animator is pulling an Alex and the animation will not be ready for Christmas.

Spoiler

I mean, you get what you pay for.

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

-The Nurse can finally work

The nurse seems to work pretty much exactly like the teachers, which doesn't really make me feel like a lot was done there. She's basically a re-skin for their already implemented animations. I'm not certain why he went out of his way to bring her up if she's not different from the rest of the faculty the way the headmaster is (though he's hardly much to get excited about either).

I like how he's defending all the piddly low-hanging fruit he's dropping in now. Putting all these tidbits in without focusing on Osana when he outright said that the worst case is TinyBuild finishing her first... that's not at all telling of your work ethic and ability.

 

[Yuugure]

The whole assets thing was unnecessary. I'm sure there are so many assets just created for YS that he don't want.. we could create our own YS with them. Why are his volunteers still working for him? Yes, there are many people who just see the knight in the shiny armor in him but it can't be everyone..

Anyways, I found out about Alex' bullshit nearly an month ago and reading this thread since this day. Sorry for being :autism: I need to warm up.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

So mostly a bunch of tiny things. The only exception is the posters.

And yet he says this has been "one of the most productive two weeks in the history of the project."

...though now that I think about it, that's actually pretty believable.

 

[Pikimon]

so when is the courtyard of the school going to get windows bc it looks weird being in this giant enclosed pit

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

I felt like he was trying to talk to the farms like' "these assets ARENT STOLEN!!! THEY WONT BE IN THE FINAL GAME YOU DANG DIRTY KIWIS"

As for the whole Osana thing, He markets his game on the rivals.... so why isn't that the feature that defines the game? He even said himself the demo isn't ready until Osana is, so I don't get it?

 

[Fox]

New video

Here are some insightful comments from his fanbase.

And my absolute favourite

lol honey don't worry he's taking 9 hours long breaks breaking his keyboard while playing Cuphead.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

Looking through his 'long' list of improvements:

• Fixed the little gap between the mythical tree hill and the ground beneath it.

Totally worth Osana not being finished yet. What a hard-working Dev.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

New video

But... Osana isn't done.
And it's October...

Spoiler

And you're selling merchandise (and getting paid monthly), with a game "pre-alpha test" that's mostly bought/given/stolen assets...

 

[sage]

But then where would he get Patreon donations from?

 

[IngusNSFW]

I weep for that kid, they are going to be waiting forever, and I'm serious.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

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But then where would he get Patreon donations from?

The better question is "How would he program it?" Calculus and stats are high school senior year mathematics in most places. (Or junior if you're a motivated student.)