Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kiki The Witch]

lol he was so salty talking about the assets. Also, he could have implemented those minor things way long ago, while other people were doing the work he was supposed to do, and he was wasting time making useless videos. Separate the easy and hard parts of something and do one of them first is common sense.

 

[CausticMinory]

My money is on him just adding Osana then releasing the demo with all stolen assets calling it "Yandere Sum: Almost Finished Edition"

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

The better question is "How would he program it?" Calculus and stats are high school senior year mathematics in most places. (Or junior if you're a motivated student.)

Even a multi-million dollar textbook company can't figure it out. Could you even begin to imagine MyYandereLab?

 

[Luigi]

Of course he isn't making progress on Osana, he isn't giving it any attention based on this list of small crap he wants to implement instead.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

New video

That thumbnail pic looks like Alex trying to figure out what the hell he's doing with this game

 

[Autistic Yandere]

-He thinks his fanbase is exceptional. He's probably right, but still

exceptionally autistic

 

[Puukalikka]

Oh boy. I want to believe that they are just joking and making fun of this video, but..

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Can't wait for my ban! *smashes keyboard*

:autism: :autism: :autism:

i know i'm late but you guys, i know we all have sperg moments sometimes, it's inevitable. but please, can we never do this again?

 

[A Sign]

Also, note the first words of the video: "My lead animator has been hard at work".
I wonder how much that person is being paid.

Translation: "My lead sweatshop slave is hard at work PUTTING IN EVERY SINGLE THING I LIKE OR ELSE"

How much they getting? zip zilch nada, he needs that "tip jar" for big busty boobies

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

 

[Keystone]

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:Jewish Content Intensifies:

Translation: "My lead sweatshop slave is hard at work PUTTING IN EVERY SINGLE THING I LIKE OR ELSE"

How much they getting? zip zilch nada, he needs that "tip jar" for big busty boobies

And replacement keyboards for when the autistic temper tantrums take hold.

I hope we get at least one more autistic meltdown stream clip from him before the year is up. 3 in a year would be hilarious, and would help more people realize what a cow he is.

 

[Sushinope]

That thumbnail pic looks like Alex trying to figure out what the hell he's doing with this game

More of him thinking of what excuse to use next when he remembers he has a game he's supposed to be working on.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Jay's already found a lot of bugs in the new build.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

@MonsterDong2 0:38 "I marked in red the things that personally interest me... so hold your breath, 'cause here it comes..."

crickets

 

[Sushinope]

Jay's already found a lot of bugs in the new build.

I love how the headmaster just pulls a gun on you if you're wandering around wearing a box, no wonder why that school is the best.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

Jay's already found a lot of bugs in the new build.

Kinda shows how he hastily threw a build together because Osana wasn't done. He probably very quickly added all of those minor changes and didn't bother to test any of them once.

EDIT: Case and point - "Whoops! The last build had a few embarrassing bugs in it. I guess when you make 42 changes between builds, it’s bound to happen!" (His October 16th Bug Fixing Build post).

Translation - "I worked so hard adding so much content to the last build! Don't blame me for all these bugs!"

 

[LucasSomething]

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/

The way Alex specifically calls it "42 changes" at the start of his blogpost, it's like nothing matters outside of the number. His mentality as a game dev was always flawed and retarded, nothing in this last update was significant at all, but somehow it's "progress" and he deserves to be praised because after all, it was 42 changes, do you know how many changes are that dude? 42! The highest number he ever had!

Not to mention his "it's bound to happen" logic lol. Over half of his "changes" are bug fixes, you can't say "i guess when you make so many bug fixes, more bugs are bound to happen!", it's retarded and kills the point. Imagine something like this in any other job and you see how dumb it really is.

Boss: Mahan, did you get organize all the papers like i asked?
Alex: The latest organization had 42 sheets of paper organized. I can't recall another time where i did such drastic changes like this, i deserve a raise.
Boss: Mahan you're supposed to organize whole documents, there are still hundreds to go and... Wtf this shit is not organized at all, it's worse than before!
Alex: I guess when organize 42 sheets of paper, it's bound to happen!

 

[vertexwindi]

the right one is our meme game in case you were wondering

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

The way Alex specifically calls it "42 changes" at the start of his blogpost, it's like nothing matters outside of the number. His mentality as a game dev was always flawed and exceptional, nothing in this last update was significant at all, but somehow it's "progress" and he deserves to be praised because after all, it was 42 changes, do you know how many changes are that dude? 42! The highest number he ever had!

 

[LucasSomething]

I tried my best