Halalween 2017

[ICametoLurk]

@PrincessPartyPickles and it's not even close

Are we sure we should reward her for what she did?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Are we sure we should reward her for what she did?

Maybe we can get her dox so I can murder her irl

 

[HG 400]

My decision had nothing to do with that.

Just to make it clear

lol i bet

 

[DuckSucker]

Are we really going to overlook @coolbreeze88, the funniest dude on here and my personal favorite dude and honestly the one thread I can't stop checking like the second anyone adds anything new?

He made a thread a week ago and it's over 100 pages because he's basically an ineffective retarded puppy trying to gnaw your leg off when it doesn't even have teeth.

Two years ago he called a girl on tumblr a faggot or something so she banned him and he went mental. He's a master of 4D chess and has an IQ of over 130, so when she countered his plan he came here to ask for a personal army to take her down; when he got his own thread here, he went to /cow/ to ask for a personal army to take KiwiFarms down. He's actually doxed a few of our members with his 130 IQ and is very proud of it.

He may have a lot of enemies but he's also very smart (or because he's very smart?). He's not afraid though because he's in contact with aliens and actuallyvery close to developing a warp drive (or a war drive against his enemies--this may be one move in his game of 4D chess, to distract them) and would be the forerunner of modern human science if anybody paid attention to him instead of that faggot Elon Musk. Fuck Mars. We could be out of the goddamn galaxy if anyone took the dude seriously!

He's basically Rick from Rick and Morty and he's a very dangerous person and I think he deserves an award, if for nothing else than to placate his boiling rage. He's been ignored by MENSA and the Nobel Academy for years and I think it's just made him more volatile and angry, he has the address of the Kiwi Farms server farms and is going to melt the server by hacking into it and shutting off the fans and cooling systems so the drives overheat and melt!

 

[OtterParty]

@The Dude because he raged at Chris over Twitter for hours on end, forgot all about driving his wife to the hospital and ended up with another miscarriage in a pickle jar to add to his vast collection

basically everything @slep was doing to Chris, @The Dude was doing except he was pretending to be better than slep at the same time by overusing the word "furfag"

 

[Florence]

@Techpriest for getting buttmad about the miner, trying to get the feds to shut it down, and not eating the hat.

 

[chadmuska]

Nominating @Michael J Hirtes for being so bad at weening that Chris pitied him on livestream. Second vote goes to @Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa for wondering why its not ok to harass a victim of child torture off the internet and for being mexican.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

I nominate coolbreeze in one week he demonstarted autism that took cwc years to achieve. My second choice is Alex build the wall higher Figueroa for promoting underage sewer orgies.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I nominate coolbreeze in one week he demonstarted autism that took cwc years to achieve. My second choice is Alex build the wall higher Figueroa for promoting underage sewer orgies.

And whiteknighting r/zoophilia by telling them that we were in their discord.

 

[LM 697]

@paintingatree -- socked and sperged out even though he wasnt banned

 

[DNJACK]

@paintingatree -- socked even though he wasnt banned

socking is nothing to be halaled over. Everyone does it on the scale of the internet.

this isnt the "guy i want to see banned thread"

 

[GS 281]

Okay, we have a list of 10, feel free to vote.

 

[Jonas]

allen and furry avenger created their accounts just to shitpost tho. i thought halals were supposed to be regulars who later got outed

 

[GS 281]

allen and furry avenger created their accounts just to shitpost tho. i thought halals were supposed to be regulars who later got outed

This award goes to the biggest failed trolling attempts over the past year

 

[Coster]

Casted my vote for coolbreeze. When the thread isn't retarded "LET'S GET TO [page number]" circle jerking it's pretty good. He's the current best example I can think of failing, who would've thought a personal army request would transform into a 100+ page thread in a week.

 

[KM 749]

I also voted for coolbreeze, because you rarely get someone who desires to use the Kiwifarms as their personal army while simultaneously linking his dA account’s six years of lolcow material to the thread, in addition to the humiliating material found in his many other accounts and socks linked to his dA, as well as his dox.

That’s not to mention the lengths he is going to try and cover up his presence on the Kiwifarms by threatening to destroy the Kiwifarms. He’s even gone as far as to make a dA group dedicated to it while trying to recruit dozens of other lolcows in an attempt to form a giant rat king.

And its all the more impressive that all this, along with his 130+ page thread, took place over the course of a couple weeks.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Oh shit.

 

[Pikimon]

I vote for OwO

 

[WW 635]

allen and furry avenger created their accounts just to shitpost tho. i thought halals were supposed to be regulars who later got outed

@Furry Avenger 007 wrote a PA thread on himself and then pretended to be some furry girl that he was intending to have us PA. @Dynastia and I found his dox and got in touch with the furry girl, who has an account here. Turned out Furry Avenger has a massive hate boner for furries and this girl in particular bc she would e-love him or w/e.

 

[Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS]

Hirtes is the most classic and definitive ween on the list, but Allen is the funniest and most spectacular failure. He's such a nostalgic throwback to lolcows of yore.