Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[ES 148]

What if Russell met a fellow bamboon in the wild?

 

[Peachfuzz]

The fuck does it matter if he has a kindle or not? Is he planning on buying his own book after releasing it? He (supposedly) wrote the damn thing, he can read it wherever he wants. He's had all this time to think up excuses and they still don't make sense.

He is stalling.
Amazon partners with Create Space, which does print on demand. So, yes, Amazon does offer paperback options for people who self-publish. One simple internet search would also provide Rusty with a complete list of other companies willing to take his money and give him paperback options. Russ knows about Create Space, I'm pretty sure that's who he went through for his crappy prostitution pamphlet.

Of course Amazon only offers Kindle. That's their brand for ereaders. However, regardless of the ebook you own, you can download a Kindle ap. I have a Kobo and have no trouble purchasing ebooks from Amazon.

 

[Staffy]

What if Russell is just gay and in denial and thus is channeling that anger towards women, especially Taylor Swift (who has a large gay male fanbase)?

I think this is likely the case. Which brings the next question, what would happen if he comes out and even gays reject him? Will he drool over male celebrities then and try to stalk them over the internet?

 

[MistressCaridad]

I think this is likely the case. Which brings the next question, what would happen if he comes out and even gays reject him? Will he drool over male celebrities then and try to stalk them over the internet?

Yes to all of that, and when they don’t acknowledge him he’ll continue to reeeeeeeee over the guys not accepting “MUH DISABILITAH”.
I can also see Russhole hitting up attractive model boys on IG and offering to Venmo them money to talk to him just as he has done with the girls.
Which leads to my question: if he were to do the above, would said IG model boys just ignore him like a lot of the girls do or would they block his ass straight off without even engaging?

 

[flaccidhamster9]

I’m calling it this time. There is no book, there have been way too many coincidental delays one after another.

 

[A-tistic]

With Russell this is meant to be taken literally. :horrifying:

 

[DrJonesHat]

Of course Amazon only offers Kindle. That's their brand for ereaders. However, regardless of the ebook you own, you can download a Kindle ap. I have a Kobo and have no trouble purchasing ebooks from Amazon.

I have an Android tablet, and I have a Kindle app for it. I buy ebooks from Amazon all the time. Russ simply can't conceive of other people doing things differently than he does.

I think he's got something but his staggering lack of executive function doesn't let him anticipate problems and preemptively resolve them like most people can so he gets hamstrung by things everyone else could either avoid altogether or solve very quickly.

 

[ConSluttant]

What if Russell wasn't paralyzed in his face? What would he use to shift blame for women not wanting to sleep with him then?

What if he actually understood law enough to properly bring a lawsuit that wasn't doomed to fail from the start?

If Russ wasn't paralyzed in the face, he would blame women for not understanding his brand of humor for not wanting to sleep with him.

If Russ actually understood law enough to properly bring a lawsuit that wasn't doomed to fail from the start... he would have actually sued to start a brothel in a state that it withstood half a chance to happen in. Unlike Utah where it's a big BZZZZZZT! And he might actually have real conversations with Taylor and Arianna's lawyers about possible settlements if he actually had something that he could sue them over, which he doesn't. So, basically, Russ wouldn't be suing, like, anywhere if he understood the law enough.

 

[AF 802]

What if Russell pulled an Evilore on Taylor Swift?

 

[Vorhtbame]

I have an Android tablet, and I have a Kindle app for it. I buy ebooks from Amazon all the time.

Hell, I don't even have a tablet and I've got the Cloud Reader on my laptop. I've read some fine books that way.

It can be tempting to immediately jump to the defense of a person with disabilities. That's not a bad impulse, in general; defending the innocent and helping the weak is the cornerstone of any worthwhile civilization.

But before you jump to the defense of Russell Godfrey Greer, you should be aware that, in perfect honesty and without a trace of awareness that it was wrong, he posted this to his own Facebook:

This was not a joke. He truly believes he is capable of this. He truly believes this is what he is owed--not just from Taylor Swift, but from any woman who catches his eye.

So, if you decide to type out an elaborate post castigating those of us here for having a giggle at his misdeeds and hard words: Before you post it, come back here and read this again. Read again the demand that either Taylor Swift live out his fetish or he will impoverish her. Mull the sense of entitlement, the casual disregard for a woman's personal space, the desire to micromanage every aspect of her appearance and life, the self-satisfaction with which he dismisses other men as lesser than he.

Then decide whether laughing at him is too much.

(@yawning sneasel , @Melchett , @CasualSeppuku is this thread all right? )

 

[Umaibae]

What if Russell met a fellow bamboon in the wild?

Chimpout 2017.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

What if Russell released this God damn book?!

 

[Vorhtbame]

What if Russell released this God damn book?!

The Rapture, followed by the rest of the End Times.

What if Russel met Chris?

They would try to escape immediately, and then later, each would congratulate himself on how much better off/better in general he was than that "slow-in-the-mind freak".

 

[AF 802]

What if Russell gave her the dick?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Don't forget his little quip at Taylor Swift's mom for not accepting his gifts.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Don't forget his little quip at Taylor Swift's mom for not accepting his gifts.

Or his rant about how it should be illegal for women to turn down disabled men.

 

[slackjawjoe]

Um didn't he already release and sell his old rapey "book" on Amazon? You'd think he'd know their requirements...

 

[flaccidhamster9]

This is necessary

 

[Deadpool]

How about when he wanted to dedicate his pamphlet to that poor girl who killed herself. Even when a friend of hers told him it was in piss poor taste he just doubled down. Even going so far as saying since she was dead she had no legal rights to her picture. Truly it was shitlips at his most despicable.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Russell gave her the dick?

So, rape? After arrest and conviction, he'd try to sue the victim from prison.

What if Russell got herpes from a sex worker?