Careercow David Tanny

[RP 520]

I still don't understand why that Happy Boy song is supposed to be funny.

None of his stuff is funny to anyone except himself. He's got that same combination of autism and narcissism like CWC has. He's making his terrible music not for other people to listen to, but so he can hear himself sing, because he loves himself so much. He's like a five year old with a tape recorder, singing songs off key onto tape and then playing the tape back for his own amusement.

He probably uploads his recordings to his computer, and plays them back and laughs his ass off at them because in his mind he's the fucking king of comedy. At some point when the internet caught his attention he probably thought, like Chris, that he could get famous and a ton of attention off of his shit because (due to his narcissism, like Chris) if he thinks it's hilarious then the whole world will too. After it became apparent that his shit wasn't popular he probably assumed it was because people are dumb and have no real taste in music or comedy like he obviously does.

Unlike Chris though I think he is "slightly" smarter and a lot more stubborn. Where as Chris is submissive, obsessed with getting china and is extremely gullible to anything and everything and can be easily trolled and led on, Tanny seems to be just a dick to everyone and won't go along with anything because he probably thinks you should be following and taking orders from him. If he had a gf at any point in his life (haha, I know) he seems like the type that would probably be extremely controlling and abusive towards her.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

the parodies of David Tanny are probably the best thing he has ever induced despite his own complete lack of talent

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[Picklepower]

I should make some kind of documentary, in which I get various people, of different ages, and backgrounds, and see if any of them find his music funny, and can explain why.

Hey guiz. I just wrote a David Tanny song!

Moon Christmas
By not David Tanny

(Random Atari sound effects)
(imagine David Tanny's dead soulless voice singing this)
Ho Ho Ho I have some toys
(alien voice) Watch out for them Ast-er-roids
Ho Ho Ho howy do? It is Christmas, on the moon
(Star Trek sound effects)
ah Moon Christmas, with my alien pal Photan
(robot voice) Watch out for Lindsey Lohan
Ho Ho Ho zippidy doe
Is that C3P0?
(random noises, including a dog barking)
Ho Ho HO, Ho Ho Ho
I am the alien ruler, of Dementia, Ra-di-o
(Pacman death sound effect)

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That's pretty good! I sang it.

 

[A-Stump]

If I could ever get ahold of him I'd ask him to write a song about why Internet trolls s are so bad and props to Picklepower because that was spot on

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Nice job, Picklepower. Just add a cheesy reference to sex to be edgy and you're set.

 

[Duke Crabtree]

Hey guiz. I just wrote a David Tanny song!

Moon Christmas
By not David Tanny

(Random Atari sound effects)
(imagine David Tanny's dead soulless voice singing this)
Ho Ho Ho I have some toys
(alien voice) Watch out for them Ast-er-roids
Ho Ho Ho howy do? It is Christmas, on the moon
(Star Trek sound effects)
ah Moon Christmas, with my alien pal Photan
(robot voice) Watch out for Lindsey Lohan
Ho Ho Ho zippidy doe
Is that C3P0?
(random noises, including a dog barking)
Ho Ho HO, Ho Ho Ho
I am the alien ruler, of Dementia, Ra-di-o
(Pacman death sound effect)

If you released that on a burnt CD-R for 20 dollars, I'd buy it.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

There is a archived clip of Tanny calling a Dementia community podcast, only to be hilariously told off by the host because he had been talking shit and badmouthing the same community just days earlier.

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Here ya go this is kinda uncomfortable.

 

[WWWWolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIaCZwVkfbU

Here ya go this is kinda uncomfortable.

Had almost forgotten this. He totally sounds like an older version of Chris in this, complete with mysterious thinking-noises and awkward non-apologies.

 

[Duke Crabtree]

David Tanny wants your children to die. He wants to spew his vile 80's references constantly until your children gain the knowledge that their future is lost to his filth, causing their hearts to stop out of sorrow.

 

[Picklepower]

I present, the son of David Tanny. Listen for the edgy lyrics.

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[Lefty's Revenge]

This thread reminds me of how much I fucking hate comedy music.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

If you're familiar with comedy artist Weird Al Yankovic, then you must have at least heard of his inspiration, radio host Dr. Demento. Demento plays a lot of novelty records on the radio in different states. Well, this is where the LOLcow in question comes in.

David Tanny really wants Demento to play his songs on the air. The only problem? His songs are shit. He also upset the people who own a comedy song website called the FuMP and earned himself an ED page.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Tanny

He also once insulted Dr. Demento's business sense, and when a band entitled Nuclear Bubble Wrap parodied one of his songs by making fun of the stuff he usually has in his work (bad vocals, really shitty MIDI repeats) he got mad, and threatened lawsuits.

 

[Dr. Meme]

That music though, he sounds so monotone. Like it's not even lyrics it just sounds like he's reading it off a sheet of paper he printed off and then got a garage band drum fill and did some kind of awful slam poetry.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Well, I caused a thread necro. Off to visit your mother.

 

[DavidFerrie]

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Here ya go this is kinda uncomfortable.

Jesus, that "Nateboy" geek sounds like almost as big a 'sperg loser as Tanny. I can almost see the morbidly-obese build, trilby hat, and flying convo-spittle behind the voice. Still, I can't fault him for calling out that talent-free imbecile.

A few weeks ago, I posted a thread on "Musical Lolcows". Tanny isn't even good enough to be in their ranks -- pretty much every post there concerns someone who at least is amusing, original, and/or endearing in some weird way. Dave the Dullard is just boring, wholly unlikable, and completely pathetic.

 

[Super Collie]

He looks like TV's Frank from Mystery Science Theater. I've never not thought that when I see that face.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

He looks like TV's Frank from Mystery Science Theater. I've never not thought that when I see that face.

Please, don't degrade TV's Frank like that.