Containment Random Chris Updates

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flossman said:
You never meet furries who have the truly weird animals like a tardigrade or blobfish.
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Is that actually a thing? All the furries I've ever known have basically boiled down to crap like "androgynous foxtaur," "ancient Chinese dolphin goddess," or "a wolf, but with wings." Actually pretty much anything with wings. And dragons. So many dragons. I've yet to see one who's "fursona" isn't something cool, cute, or dangerous, and 90% of them seem to be mammals (except for the aforementioned dragons).
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Made this Sonichu edition height chart because of that tweet.
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"Don't bully people unless I tell you its okay to bully them!" Also whatever happened to #HarassCWCDirectly? Was it too much for Chris to handle?
Also the second tweet really makes you think about the Chandler's house situation, and how dirty it truly must be. For a person who doesn't shower that often, how backed up could the plumbing be? Liquid plumber is great for hair clogs, grease clogs (assuming sink) and toilet clogs; but why would it be used if the use of the bath is less than ordinary? How exactly dirty is the Chandler household?
 
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flossman said:
Oh, that's nice and an utterly useless thing to bring up.

Also, just say "Oh, we're close in height! I'm 5'11"!" Saying "5"11 is I" makes you sound like... well, okay, this is Chris.

(Also, saying 5" means he's fucking five inches tall)
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In addition, is he still trying to flirt with Kitsune Kimmy? Dangerous ground. Not only is he trying to flirt with a certified pickle-bearer, he's also trying to flirt with a certified pickle-bearer who's into vore. Telling him you're an inch taller than him will just mean that he'll be lining up a slightly bigger plate and extending the cooking time for an extra 15 minutes.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
In addition, is he still trying to flirt with Kitsune Kimmy? Dangerous ground. Not only is he trying to flirt with a certified pickle-bearer, he's also trying to flirt with a certified pickle-bearer who's into vore. Telling him you're an inch taller than him will just mean that he'll be lining up a slightly bigger plate and extending the cooking time for an extra 15 minutes.
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Reminder we have a thread on kitsune and they made their twitter private around the same time we started digging stuff up on them. They are a potential lolcow.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kimmy-the-kitsune-kimberly-kimmy-loucks.33806/page-2#post-2563059
I'd like to see them in action a little more.
 
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CoolGuyHitler said:
How does that big ass house have only 1 shower?
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Wouldn't surprise me that they actually have another bathroom but made unreachable by a wall of boxes of Barb's useless goodwill crap (Yeah, even post-fire).

Like when in the Jackie saga Chris really needed a computer and didn't know what to do. And then mentioned some inaccesible "computer room" with its correspondent pc like if it was on the dark side of the moon. Because if Chris had to endure the extreme stress of moving a couple of boxes out of the way it may as well be. The fucker was trying to save for a new one instead of checking that room.
 
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LadyMayhem said:
This is fucking bizarre and I'm only sharing it cause this guy claims Chris ruined his life by reporting his PayPal account as fraud when it was legitimate... Someone less lazy than me can screenshot if they care but basically the gist is that this guy had a lot of money in his account that he claimed he lost because of Chris's reporting him which left him destitute for a spell: https://twitter.com/TTCasters?s=09

He's claiming Chris purchased furry art from him years ago and posted the stuff he made for Chris.
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Sounds kind of bogus. First, what kind of sped leaves money in PayPal longer than it takes to cash it out? It's notorious for stealing your money like that. That's just dumb. Second, it's just an odd story.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
They have to have more than one bathroom, the other one is probably Barb’s and would you want to go in there?
Either way, they aren’t sharing one and Chris’s is clogged with his luxurious seaweed hair.
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It might be a 1/2 bathroom with no shower.
AnOminous said:
Sounds kind of bogus. First, what kind of sped leaves money in PayPal longer than it takes to cash it out? It's notorious for stealing your money like that. That's just dumb. Second, it's just an odd story.
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It's a ween. What kind of artist starts a new account just to publicly confront Chris?
https://twitter.com/TTCasters
 
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