r/polyamory

[Big Meaty Claws]

If you love someone and get along with them and want to be in a relationship, then why the living fuck would you be like "I'mma go find a GF 2.0 with bigger tits, but we still together." and be SHOCKED that they would be upset.

In the end this is just people being huge sluts/perverts while hiding under some sort of "relationship" type, or just a excuse to not want to be in there own current relationship but don't want to handle it like adults.

It's just stupid.

 

[A.Shitposter]

From an outsiders perspective it looks like Polyamory is about hammering nails into your dick while smiling through the pain and trying to convince other people that "it's not that bad."

 

[Schwachkopf]

The Userbase
The vast majority of the users are white and will immediately argue with any black person who points out how racist poly people are. The majority of women are bisexual and the majority of men are straight even though this makes no statistical sense. They're also nerds who LOVE board games and conventions.

WHITE

Everyone knows this is very obvious!

 

[Wallace]

If you love someone and get along with them and want to be in a relationship, then why the living fuck would you be like "I'mma go find a GF 2.0 with bigger tits, but we still together." and be SHOCKED that they would be upset.

In the end this is just people being huge sluts/perverts while hiding under some sort of "relationship" type, or just a excuse to not want to be in there own current relationship but don't want to handle it like adults.

It's just stupid.

"How dare you get upset that I'm sleeping around while using you financially? We agreed to be poly! You're just stirring up drama, I'm the real victim here! If you cared about my feelings at all, you'd be okay with me fucking whomever I want!"

 

[beansntoast]

do these people have no jobs? it's hard enough to manage serious friendships + just one relationship when you're full time occupied. this entire polyamory stuff sounds so extremely impractical and stressfull and can probably only be done by people who don't fully commit to a relationship anyway, so they have just tons of half assed fuck buddys in the end

but agree they're great source for drama because no matter how much they claim to be enlightened, they still get jealous and crave that sweet exclusivity and stability a jumpy cheater doesn't provide and their communication is abysmal even if polys always screech about how they're kings at communication

may edit when I actually read the thread

Being up front about troon genitals used to be considered reasonable, and now it's fascist. Do you think we'll reach a point where you're a fucking polyphobic shitlord for expecting your partner not to cheat?

I know people like like that irl, it's spreading. they're totaly miserable with each other and are only poly because they think cheating is inevitable. they also tried to convince me and my partner at the time to have an open relationship, too.

ah this thread reminded me that most "poly" people on the internet are in "long distance relationships" and have actually never seen each other irl, they're basically just chat friends... I'll never get how you can claim to be in love or in a relationship with someone you've never even met.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A facebook friend of mine is poly and that's all she ever posts about. We get it. You are poly. Now shut up about it.

 

[SaladV]

Probably already been said but the term "fluid bonded" is probably one of the funniest things I have heard in a while. You had sex without a condom, good job, here's your medal.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

Everyone knows this is very obvious!

I've met one black male/white female poly couple before. They broke up in around 2 weeks because the man would acquire more partners than the woman.

 

[GS 281]

A facebook friend of mine is poly and that's all she ever posts about. We get it. You are poly. Now shut up about it.

I guess that's better than @The Dude, he's facebook friends with a morbidly obese woman who likes to scream at retards, eat McFlurries and is Zelda's cuckquean.

 

[Schwachkopf]

I've met one black male/white female poly couple before. They broke up in around 2 weeks because the man would acquire more partners than the woman.

Once you go black, you go single mom!

 

[Reynard]

I'll be live and let live towards the idea of polyamory even though it's not for me, but Jesus Christ, this crowd so full of crazy drama whores! Then again, what should I expect from Reddit.

Just call it an open relationship where you get romantic with more than one person as opposed to just boning the other people, not some new thing. People might respect the idea more. Though your constant drama won't help.

 

[Owlflaps]

If you can't handle your own baggage, what makes you think unloading it on multiple partners is a good idea? Maybe I'm just a boring cis-heteronormative hater, but polyamory never seems to work out.

I've got a Facebook friend who's a #woke male feminist that wants another girlfriend to be intimate with. While he desires women, he likes to look extremely feminine and wear makeup. He's into the whole "gender is a spectrum" shit and whines like Chris when he realizes he can't get girls to casually fuck. I don't think many women would be attracted to someone that presents as female but has a dick, straight or otherwise.

 

[MW 002]

I've known poly IRL. I can safely say that none of these arrangements ever last for any longer than six months at best. Jealousy, sexually transmitted disease, multiple pregnancies are usually just the tip of the iceberg as to why poly relationships are a bad idea.

 

[OtterParty]

I guess that's better than @The Dude, he's facebook friends with a morbidly obese woman who likes to scream at exceptional individuals, eat McFlurries and is Zelda's cuckquean.

and the morbidly obese girl is single and ready to mingle once again since her sugar scarecrow got fatally eaten by his own malfunctioning chromosomes

 

[Dysnomia]

do these people have no jobs? it's hard enough to manage serious friendships + just one relationship when you're full time occupied. this entire polyamory stuff sounds so extremely impractical and stressfull and can probably only be done by people who don't fully commit to a relationship anyway, so they have just tons of half assed fuck buddys in the end

but agree they're great source for drama because no matter how much they claim to be enlightened, they still get jealous and crave that sweet exclusivity and stability a jumpy cheater doesn't provide and their communication is abysmal even if polys always screech about how they're kings at communication

may edit when I actually read the thread



I know people like like that irl, it's spreading. they're totaly miserable with each other and are only poly because they think cheating is inevitable. they also tried to convince me and my partner at the time to have an open relationship, too.

ah this thread reminded me that most "poly" people on the internet are in "long distance relationships" and have actually never seen each other irl, they're basically just chat friends... I'll never get how you can claim to be in love or in a relationship with someone you've never even met.

If they're miserable with each other why not just break up? Sometimes it's time to just realise it's not working out. Instead they go into polyamory because they think cheating is inevitable?

I think most polyamorous people toot their own horns a lot while actually being very miserable with the situation. But they've gotten into a community and will lose all their friends and their support system if they decide that it's not for them. Because they aren't really that open minded if they REEEE at anyone with a different opinion or anyone who admits how miserable they are.

 

[OtterParty]

I've got a Facebook friend who's a #woke male feminist that wants another girlfriend to be intimate with. While he desires women, he likes to look extremely feminine and wear makeup. He's into the whole "gender is a spectrum" shit and whines like Chris when he realizes he can't get girls to casually fuck. I don't think many women would be attracted to someone that presents as female but has a dick, straight or otherwise.

that sounds hilarious. post screenshots.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I came to the conclusion that I am mono. It took a lot of time and work but I am finally learning to let go. I am finally reconciling my rational self with my irrational emotions.

"How I Learned To Be Cucked And Like It." - that "former mono"

 

[vodka]

1. Not understanding that guys shouldn't hit on girls at a gay bar. Poly people disrespect lesbians a lot, but it's usually bisexual women; I just thought this was especially bad.
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just looked at this dude's post history and he's been really active on t_d for over a year and hates gays now lmao

 

[purepowerlevel]

Good thread.

I want to yell at him and say "STOP! WHY AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED TO WOMEN LIKE ME?" but I know that would be so hypocritical of me. I have been so upset by this I haven't even slept with anyone other than my husband since we opened our relationship.

that about sums it up.

 

[LtCucumber]

Having a threesome with your partner because "fuck it, try anything once" and you're responsible adults, I understand. Full-blown relationships with two or more people? ehh nahh.

I've asked around online so I actually know what the fuck poly people are talking about but I'm still not sold on it. I've had a partner of mine suggest a poly relationship... Some people who are poly are as crazy as they sound.

If you're someone who suggests bringing another person into the relationship? Seems like you'd be giving your partner a metaphorical slap to the face. It comes off as you essentially telling your partner that they aren't enough to make you happy? If one person alone can't make you happy, and you have to seek other people out, break up with your partner, because they clearly aren't enough for you.

Oh the stories i could tell about poly people I know.