Things You Can Honestly Say But You Probably Shouldn't

[Sprinkles]

IRL answer: All fat people are ugly. No exceptions.

Kiwifarms answer: Trump is a complete tard and so are his supporters.

 

[MW 002]

I really want to get pregnant. Right now.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Jesus Christ why are so many men weak ass, cowardly pussies.
It’s a clogged toilet. Go take care of it or your ass is off the schedule next week.
I’ve cleaned up after exploding roadkill before. Man up.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Since everything we do is racist and even when we’re getting along you criticize us, go fuck yourselves, black America.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I will only mate with a white woman.

 

[ICametoLurk]

:islamic: is the only good rating *and* should be the only rating on this site.

 

[Taily Puff]

The Peanuts holiday specials did not age well.

 

[Orth]

I need a life.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Your phone is making you fucking stupid in public and I spent the $20 you dropped on vidya

 

[Audit]

Anyone that spends more than 30 minutes a day on social media is a lolcow and needs to get a life.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Not only has my time in Chicago made me even more racist, I am now getting pretty goddamn specific about people I look like, I'm finding ways to despise Russians, Polish, and other swarthy European fucks.
Trump is kinda right, nothing but absolute fucking idiots seem to be moving into my neighborhood.

These people are pants-on-head stupid and I feel confident they probably eat their own shit.

Even if a "Universal translator" existed they (Logan Square/northside Chicago in general polocks) would just stare ahead with their mouth hanging open, catching flies when asked a simple ass motherfucking goddamn question that even a nigger with a fresh gunshot wound to the head could answer.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

White power.

 

[Taily Puff]

I still like @Glaive.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Other than the overtly religious bullshit, Creed songs really aren't that horrible

 

[Ravelord]

I really want to get pregnant. Right now.

why

 

[UnKillFill]

I wouldn't even rape you.

 

[Paralethal]

Dylann Roof wears a woman's watch.

 

[DildoGaggins]

I've never experienced sexual attraction to any black man.

 

[Black Waltz]

I really want to get pregnant. Right now.

how can you do that if you're a trap

 

[Paralethal]

You are some of the only people I trust anymore...