Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 282 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,591
I just realized the way Russ moves his mouth when he speaks reminds me of OG Planet of the Apes. The actors playing the apes had a hard time making the mouths of their ape faces move when speaking. So they had to over-exaggerating their own mouth movements just to get the right effect.
 
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:optimistic: Please be true, Rusty. Prove the masses wrong here!:optimistic:
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But Russ... you need it in electronic book formatting as well. So, quit being a little bitch about things and nut up or shut up. Guess we will see this weekend. Maybe.

zerohitwonder said:
It's like getting a Greatest Hits album first before delving into the deep cuts.

Then there's this one:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...erestimateddude91.30488/page-310#post-2632585

Oh, and Monsieur Bamboon was one of my favorite P.G. Wodehouse characters.
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I have to agree. This is one of the best examples of Russ' twisted way of thinking. It news article wasn't worth commenting on because some girl was murdered horrifically, orphaning her baby girl, by her boyfriend who was mentally unstable. No, it was because the guy was too ugly to get a 10 and she had to be dating the guy because of money from his daddy.

Who thinks this way? Russell Greer thinks this way.
 
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He must know that we know he's a liar, right?

BTW - I've recently been getting into other lolcows. Most have fallen substantially short of Russ's combination of self-delusion and entitlement, but I've found ADF (Phil) to come close. What do you guys think? Does Russ "spoil" you for everyone else?
 
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xyrichard said:
He must know that we know he's a liar, right?

BTW - I've recently been getting into other lolcows. Most have fallen substantially short of Russ's combination of self-delusion and entitlement, but I've found ADF (Phil) to come close. What do you guys think? Does Russ "spoil" you for everyone else?
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Russ is a one-in-a-million true horrorcow. My own personal LolCow is just as entitled and delusional but with a totally different focus. This type of cow does tend to spoil you for the others. They become run-of-the-mill because they just don't tick as many boxes.

Truly you have to take each cow for what they are. Sometimes a cow that fits into only one category is enough because they are that interesting in it. Most of the time though, they need more than one specialty.
 
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That is one powerful picture. When I first laid eyes on it, I felt a wave of this negative energy travel down my body. Just whoosh.

Also did gourd-head get his knock knees corrected at some point? I swear I've seen photos in which his legs didn't look nearly as bad as they did in that one graduation photo of his. Bringing this up because I'd imagine knock kneed people would have a tough time running.
 
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Inklings said:
Wearing a suit of any kind is probably the easiest way for a guy to improve their looks. That being said, it really only works when you're like in college and in the real adult world you just end up looking worse in a bad suit than if you'd just wear casual clothes and look clean.
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When you hit the adult world it's either a nicely fitting (or even taylor fitted) suit, or make sure you have good smart-casual clothes.

It's surprising how smart-casual seems to inspire more confidence these days because to pull it off properly it's showing how you're so confident in who you are as a person that you don't particularly need a suit to show off.

This guy though, it's like he's making an effort but in his mind he looks like George Clooney rather than someone hitting a corpse in the fact with a shovel.
 
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