Chris and Pain Tolerance

[Coldgrip]

I think it's more along the lines of Chris not paying attention to what his father said about it and that he would have his mother shave him when he wants to feel pampered.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Depending on the disposable razor, especially if he went for his eternal fascination with all things feminine, some of them have a strip of moisturizer built into the head anyway. It's barely perceptible if you're shaving your legs, but it is there.

 

[GFYS]

I think it's more along the lines of Chris not paying attention to what his father said about it and that he would have his mother shave him when he wants to feel pampered.

I suspect Bob had tried to teach Chris all sorts of "man things," over the course of his life... But, with Chris, we all know he doesn't learn anything that doesn't involve Pokeymans or furry boobs.

 

[Owlflaps]

Chris says he endures a lot of emotional pain, but I think those are the cholesterol clogged arteries talking.

 

[scxthursday]

Depending on the disposable razor, especially if he went for his eternal fascination with all things feminine, some of them have a strip of moisturizer built into the head anyway. It's barely perceptible if you're shaving your legs, but it is there.

It does not look as if he is using a disposable razor in the video though due to the fact that when he is assaulting his face by swiping it back and forth, the razor head is detaching itself from the handle.

I suspect Bob had tried to teach Chris all sorts of "man things," over the course of his life... But, with Chris, we all know he doesn't learn anything that doesn't involve Pokeymans or furry boobs.

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Or cross dressing and applying kaka makeup.

 

[CatFarts]

Or shitting his pants and mass debating.

 

[Owlflaps]

Or slamming down a tall, cool plastic cup of Fanta.

 

[cypocryphy]

Give me a claw hammer and five minutes alone with Chris and I'll have your answer.

 

[stack]

The few times I've seen him engage in light exercise he always appears to be in agony.

 

[TaterBot]

I cite the Victory RockOut video. He grimaces in pain while playing the guitar/controller, then reaches over to the bookshelves and gets a pick(?). In all the clutter, he apparently knew exactly where it was. Also, he obviously was hurting during the 30 pushups routine, yet he persevered through. I've seen ppl in boot camp do worse, and give up.


As to autism and physical characteristics,

Spoiler

http://websearch.about.com/od/invisibleweb/a/medical.htm

education is your friend.

 

[Chrisaroonie]

Are you trying to tell me that the man who penned this masterpiece is incapable of feeling pain?

Reading this all I can picture is Chris declaring it like the beginning of this song:

"Beyond race, beyond religion, beyond TROLL'S FEARS!"

 

[Hyperion]

Obviously Chris is some sort of vampire. Why else would five minutes outside weeding BE THE WORST SORT OF PAIN OH EMMANUAL GODBEAR TAKE ME THE SUN IS SO HOT OH GODJESUS IT BURNS KILL ME NOW OH GODBEAR NO KILL ME NOW THE SUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His hatred of showers also resembles the old myth that vampires can't cross running water. So I mean clearly.

 

[trip2themoon]

He seems to handle those pesky bug-bites pretty well.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Obviously Chris is some sort of vampire. Why else would five minutes outside weeding BE THE WORST SORT OF PAIN OH EMMANUAL GODBEAR TAKE ME THE SUN IS SO HOT OH GODJESUS IT BURNS KILL ME NOW OH GODBEAR NO KILL ME NOW THE SUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His hatred of showers also resembles the old myth that vampires can't cross running water. So I mean clearly.

Although on the other hand he has a history of going in to places where he hasn't been invited...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If you dry shave all the time, it's pretty easy. I almost never wet shave myself, and my beard is pretty coarse. Basically, once you get used to the contours of your face, it's fine. That being said, when I've shaved a beard off, I trimmed it as close to the skin as possible first, because seriously, hacking at that thing actually is painful.

 

[A-Stump]

Everyone seems to be forgetting the time he shoved the sharp edged shards of his medallion right up his pooper.

 

[EDFHemlock]

Everyone seems to be forgetting the time he shoved the sharp edged shards of his medallion right up his pooper.

I second this.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Everyone seems to be forgetting the time he shoved the sharp edged shards of his medallion right up his pooper.

Well, yeah, but because he's gay, he probably enjoyed it.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Everyone seems to be forgetting the time he shoved the sharp edged shards of his medallion right up his pooper.

Conscious of the forum rules, but it seems possible he has some kind of nerve damage down there, or something causing a lack of feeling, since it apparently takes a while to notice .

 

[Chikinballs]

If you dry shave all the time, it's pretty easy. I almost never wet shave myself, and my beard is pretty coarse. Basically, once you get used to the contours of your face, it's fine. That being said, when I've shaved a beard off, I trimmed it as close to the skin as possible first, because seriously, hacking at that thing actually is painful.

Man, why? Crream costs about a buck unless you get some bullshit perfumed gel crap, and even then its like maybe five and lasts a month. I shave against the grain, real close. I also shave my entire head. I would bleed and have a rash for days if i went raw. You must have a thin beard?