Containment Random Chris Updates

[everythingisawkward999]

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Does he really believe that person will pick up their pens and draw Chris's OC for him? At least commission them.

 

[LadyMayhem]

Especially for a piece to be sold at auction to people who likely have no clue who he is.

 

[Shilba Pointo]

Jesus, he's really campaigning for his OC to become canon. How long before Night Star earns her wings and joins the ranks of Twilight and Celestia as Princess of zapping to the extreme?

 

[Bubbleman]

Jesus, he's really campaigning for his OC to become canon. How long before Night Star earns her wings and joins the ranks of Twilight and Celestia as Princess of zapping to the extreme?

Longer than the amount of time left until the heat death of the Universe, when entropy finally wins for good.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris bought a video game called "Caution Seaman" a few days ago. It was released in 2000 for the Sega Dreamcast console.




"Virtual pet game Seaman is one of the few Sega games that uses the Dreamcast's microphone, allowing you to interact with their Seaman and respond to its questions. As a simulation, the game's entire objective is to successfully hatch and raise a Seaman. Given a Seaman egg at the beginning of the game, you must check on it daily in real time in order to ensure its well being. Every day, players must inspect the Seaman habitat, using the controller's buttons to manipulate the environment, and communicate with the Seaman as it develops through its stages. Leonard Nimoy provides limited narration throughout the game, guiding you as you learn about your new charges."

I wonder if Chris bought this to try living vicariously as a parent.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris bought a video game called "Caution Seaman" a few days ago. It was released in 2000 for the Sega Dreamcast console.

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"Virtual pet game Seaman is one of the few Sega games that uses the Dreamcast's microphone, allowing you to interact with their Seaman and respond to its questions. As a simulation, the game's entire objective is to successfully hatch and raise a Seaman. Given a Seaman egg at the beginning of the game, you must check on it daily in real time in order to ensure its well being. Every day, players must inspect the Seaman habitat, using the controller's buttons to manipulate the environment, and communicate with the Seaman as it develops through its stages. Leonard Nimoy provides limited narration throughout the game, guiding you as you learn about your new charges."

I wonder if Chris bought this to try living vicariously as a parent.

Chris, one of the last morons who is still paying for old video games.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Did Chris not try "Hey you Pikachu" back then? You'd think 18 year old him would have been all over that.

I mean, actually talking to Pikachu and doing things with him like he's your best friend, what autist wouldn't want that?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

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yes, Chris, a random artist will be eager to draw your donut steel for free just because you give "your permission" to do it. Thank you for this opportunity!

Chris bought a video game called "Caution Seaman" a few days ago. It was released in 2000 for the Sega Dreamcast console.

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"Virtual pet game Seaman is one of the few Sega games that uses the Dreamcast's microphone, allowing you to interact with their Seaman and respond to its questions. As a simulation, the game's entire objective is to successfully hatch and raise a Seaman. Given a Seaman egg at the beginning of the game, you must check on it daily in real time in order to ensure its well being. Every day, players must inspect the Seaman habitat, using the controller's buttons to manipulate the environment, and communicate with the Seaman as it develops through its stages. Leonard Nimoy provides limited narration throughout the game, guiding you as you learn about your new charges."

I wonder if Chris bought this to try living vicariously as a parent.

Does he even own a Dreamcast? I bet he'll drop it as soon as he realized there isn't pretty colors and autist icons flying around all the time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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According to My Little Wiki, there's already a pony called Night Star. I wonder how pissy Chris would get if Night Star won and the artist assumed everyone was talking about the original one? Come to think of it, has anyone told him about the original character by that name?

I always thought Night Star sounded like some kind of overnight parcel service.

Chris bought a video game called "Caution Seaman" a few days ago. It was released in 2000 for the Sega Dreamcast console.

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"Virtual pet game Seaman is one of the few Sega games that uses the Dreamcast's microphone, allowing you to interact with their Seaman and respond to its questions. As a simulation, the game's entire objective is to successfully hatch and raise a Seaman. Given a Seaman egg at the beginning of the game, you must check on it daily in real time in order to ensure its well being. Every day, players must inspect the Seaman habitat, using the controller's buttons to manipulate the environment, and communicate with the Seaman as it develops through its stages. Leonard Nimoy provides limited narration throughout the game, guiding you as you learn about your new charges."

I wonder if Chris bought this to try living vicariously as a parent.

So Chris is still an avid consumer of Seaman. Good to know.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

According to My Little Wiki, there's already a pony called Night Star. I wonder how pissy Chris would get if Night Star won and the artist assumed everyone was talking about the original one? Come to think of it, has anyone told him about the original character by that name?

I always thought Night Star sounded like some kind of overnight parcel service.

So Chris is still an avid consumer of Seaman. Good to know.

He's not even afraid of Seaman produced by other men. I knew this time would come someday.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Krieger]

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With Great Masterpiece written to attract your attention, how can you not anticipate a work of art equivalent to the Sistine Chapel? SheCameForGod.jpg anyone?

 

[Merp slurp]

I will personally be delivering it to her soon after completion

Will he order a hamburger without pickles on this Great roadtrip?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If he's driving to someone within driving distance, I wonder if its Jessica.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

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If that's a masterpiece then I can call the shit I took earlier a work equal to that of Leonardo da Vinci.

 

[mickmars]

If he's driving to someone within driving distance, I wonder if its Jessica.

Maybe instead we should be taking bets on who will actually come to the door? "Her dad"? "Her brother"? "Crazy Uncle Terry"? or just nobody.

 

[CwChalk]

"Masterpiece"

Most sane people want to grow more humble, and for years Chris' delusions of grandiosity has never given ground.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Um...

'Do as we want or I'll electrocute you.' My, how very tolerant of you, Rosechu. Love Is Love.

Also - is this event, as per the banner, supposed to be happening in 2009, or was the first LGBT festival held in CWCville then? Because, according to Sonichu issue 10, completed between 2008 and 2010, and thus meant to be set then - this event would therefore have been taking place while Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash were being forced to choose between Chris killing them and them killing themselves because they were trolls and therefore gay. Not to mention when Bionic pressed a lethal button on an electric chair with the entirely reasonable justification for murdering someone, 'I am NOT gay'. CWCville 2009 was clearly a very kindly place to da homos, among which.

Explain that, Fuckin' Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Raiken]

"Sonichu literature"

 

[Bubbleman]

"Between priorities and grocery shopping, among which."

lmao where is the verb?