Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,593
Original melody, do not steal.
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Well, I'm getting absolutely zero work done tomorrow.
You’ll finish the book in a few hours. It reads on a 5th grade level and while there’s almost 200 pages there’s not a whole lot to them. Or maybe I feel like I’m flying through it because it’s an embarrassingly hilarious read.
 
By that logic he could write a compilation of action scenes from John Wick, Die Hard, Rambo etc, string them together poorly and finish it of with "also, I sued Taylor Swift because I have a disability and is entitled to her love and affection", and still complain. He really doesn't handle criticism well.
 
Everyone just quit talking about this obviously bullshit part of my book and move onto talking about the other obvious bullshit parts.

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I don't know about you Russ, but I'm sure that I would consider your close friend (and confidant) Ken being blown up in a car and horribly mauled to be an important part of the story. You know, because someone that is supposed to be your best friend is hurt? Or maybe it's just far more entertaining than the rest of the drivel you've put out?
 
sometimes I feel like all of these lolcows are doing it as a troll.

the way Russ acts seems out of the realm of plausibility sometimes
Most cows are like children, they just want attention, any kind. Sure they'd prefer positive attention but that requires, skill, talent and effort, which they rarely have. So instead they just REEEEEEEEEEEE which comes naturally to them and they get negative attention. Attention is attention.

Take RG for example. Sure he'd love to be recognized for being an inspiring singer, song writer or musical producer who overcame his disability. But since he's a talentedless asshole who can't write for shit, carry a tune or arrange a good beat, he instead sues people and throws fits when women dont jump on his dick. He himself has said it, he sued TS to get her attention. He's even used the phrase lighting a fire to call attention, normal people don't do that. Normal people don't need such a constant and high demand of attention, specially not from strangers.

you can always read his brothel pamphlet if you want that, but I am highly recommending not to.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, those are amazing - if I could give you a Semper Fi rating, I would. Would you be able to make the final boss a two-headed monster, with the heads being Taylor Swift and Skordas?
Can we make it a Cerberus and the heads be Calvin , Tom and of course middle one Joe xD
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If I can get someone to buy me some cheap moscato I'll record his book in audio format, because there needs to be as many as possible.

Can you imagine what a disservice it would be to deny the blind and otherwise unable to read of Russell Greer and his talent?
I have a friend who cannot believ me about the shit I've briefly mentioned about RG. I'd love to get her a bottle of cheap moscato and have her read/record chapters for the first time, a stranger looking in reading this shit would be priceless. Almost like video reactions but in audio book :D
 

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He's back for now. He of course deleted his post saying he was leaving Facebook LOL
 
I just finished reading this turd-fire of literature last night and boy was it exceptional. I particularly loved the pages that had only one sentence on them and then the rest was empty space.

Yes Russ, #offical and #legit authors totally do that to increase the page count of their works. It is industry standard formatting. That is why the person you “hired” to do the work used that method...or you are a piece of shit liar who formatted your pamphlet yourself and lied to buy time.

I hadn't thought of that but you're right. It's disgusting that he'd be OK with someone sleeping with him when they had NO desire. He claims she even said the employers made her take him as a client. Prostitute or not.... that's terrible.

The funny thing about this is that he claims prostitution is between two consenting adults but this story clearly describes a situation where she was not consenting, but he didn’t care and still intended to sleep with her.

I also want to point out the ludicrous description of what a virus does to an infected computer. I used to be a system administrator and I have never seen or heard of a virus that does what he described. I think scrotum face has watched The Net or Mission Impossible a few too many times and thinks that viruses work like magic.
 
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I have a friend who cannot believ me about the shit I've briefly mentioned about RG. I'd love to get her a bottle of cheap moscato and have her read/record chapters for the first time, a stranger looking in reading this shit would be priceless. Almost like video reactions but in audio book :biggrin:

my plan today is to talk someone into bringing me some moscato and recording myself reading the rest of the book, and hopefully not breaking character by laughing every time russell obviously get's upset and forgets how to end a sentence.

it's uh, for charity.
 
How about some screenshots from his upcoming game?
Battling the boss of Kiwi Orchards:
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Only to end in disappointment:
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Hope @BIG DADDY doesn't mind me borrowing their awesome Russ emoji for these.
This is brilliant. Now I want to play Russ platformer. One of the levels could be a courthouse where you battle greedy lawyers, fake judges and people trying to take your picture, armed with only an HDMI cable that's too short to hit enemies. It would be a timed level you'd automatically lose since you showed up late.
 
my plan today is to talk someone into bringing me some moscato and recording myself reading the rest of the book, and hopefully not breaking character by laughing every time russell obviously get's upset and forgets how to end a sentence.

it's uh, for charity.
If you live anywhere that has ALDI stores nearby, you can get their moscato for under $5. Shall we venmo you? :D xD
 
This is brilliant. Now I want to play Russ platformer. One of the levels could be a courthouse where you battle greedy lawyers, fake judges and people trying to take your picture, armed with only an HDMI cable that's too short to hit enemies. It would be a timed level you'd automatically lose since you showed up late.

You should automatically lose every level because you're playing Russell Greer. It would be a shitty game, but hey, he's a shitty person.
 
The scoop on "Taylor Olivia"

I decided to make a fake account shortly after his Dec. 8th, 2016 Taylor Swift court date. I'd been following him since the summer of 2016. Russell was commenting on EVERY news story (which was the same story recycled from his local affiliate) about his embarrassing defeat in court. He was escalating quickly and I made the snap judgement to engage him. Stupid mistake. Apologies... some communication was lost. I mostly captured what he said.

I created the FB account under Taylor Olivia...Taylor for Swift and Olivia after one of her cats. Made the birthday the same as Taylor's- December 13, 1989. Made my occupation as working for some music store in Salt Lake City. It was clear the account was fake. Any real Taylor Swift fan would know this info. Russell didn't...because he not a real fan. Everything I said to him was found on Google, easily.


Russell used to have his Facebook settings set to public so anyone could comment. This was my first move.
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This is his reply. This is when he said he was upset that kids with cancer got Taylor's attention when he didn't.

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Then he followed up with a DM.

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My reply. This is before I saw his comment about the cancer kids.
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Then I saw his comment and posted a reply to his page. Here's his DM's to Taylor Olivia after that.

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And his Facebook post about Taylor Olivia. The *I forgive you* bullshit gave me chills. Realized someone like him shouldn't be engaged. It was funny when he was REEEEEEing into black space. It wasn't funny when this was directed towards me...rather a fake me via Taylor Olivia. I truly empathized with the girls he habitually tagged and called out on his Facebook. Real girls with family & friends reading his rants about them.
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Followed up by an immediate DM from him.
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More DM's from him since I ignored him.
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Then I blocked him and he messaged Taylor Olivia from one of his fake accounts. In case you're wondering, crazy people don't work in law firms or write good music.
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Blocked him again and then he tried threatening me from yet another account. These caps are already posted on this thread.
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Last, in going though screencaps I came across a gem! Our Kiwi Queen Kayli was at it back then! Love her.
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I (aka Taylor Olivia) didn't say anything to him in private messages. I posted on my FB to fuck with him, but said nothing privately that was damning like he claims in his "book." Everything I said about Taylor was instantly found on Google: The real story behind the wedding, Taylor's charities she supports, the kind things she does for her fans, the prom thing (which she did with ONE fan back in 2009 for a radio contest...NOT in 2014 with multiple guys like Shitlips said). Russhole is the kind of cow to laugh at from a distance. He's not one to engage. The fact he still believes Taylor Olivia was real, or even Taylor Swift herself is beyond delusional. He reads and interrupts everything and sees it the way he wants it to be...not what's reality. Truly exceptional, but not the way he believes he is.

Sorry for the double post but here's his comment on Taylor Swift's latest Facebook post. The reactions and subsequent replies are hilarious. Taylor's social media people aren't blocking or deleting his comments. Love how he's leaving the link to his pathetic book on every post of hers and they're all being ignored by Taylor's camp.

The last comment, "Is he begging to be sued?"
Yes. Yes he is.

He'll delete this in 3...2...1...

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"I'm legalizing brothels". No you're not. You're TRYING to legalize brothels.

And trying to do it in UTAH. It's like trying to cook dinner using only your feet. Sure, it's probably technically POSSIBLE, but it's going to be crazy hard and probably not worth the effort you're going to put into it.
 
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