Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

[HunkaMango]

MOD EDIT: This video has more info about Lorne and the cult following he has developed.
A 37 year old man sits naked on webcam while talking to a 13 year old girl:
lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:57:23 PM): you know when i stick my penis in you, you're gonna start making noises while i'm doing it?lol
kayla_princess94 (10/08/07 10:57:37 PM): huh
lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:57:40 PM): yup lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:58:01 PM): you'll see when it happens, it's natural though, EVERY woman does it
kayla_princess94 (10/08/07 10:58:09 PM): does wat
lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:58:29 PM): makes noises when a penis is stuck in their vagina
lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:59:56 PM): when i'm moving my penis back and forth in you........ it feels good to you and hurts at the same time so you'll start going.............o...o.....o.ooo......o..o..o


After having been stung by NBC and KY law enforcement, all of his appeals denied in both civil and criminal courts, he is trying to get revenge on the internet for making fun of him. Sometimes he pretends to be his own lawyer and promises to sue everyone who types his name. Sometimes he threatens violence. He printed out screen shots of YouTube comments and admitted them as evidence in his civil suits, as seen on legal search engines. He logs onto those Mugshot websites to argue with the dozens of people who posted on any such site. He spends all day trying to get information about himself offline even though he was already busted on national television.

FULL CHAT LOG

I am sure everyone remembers the NBC show "To Catch a Predator." A lot of people were busted in the televised stings. One guy even walked in naked and wanted to bang a kid AND her cat. While the series itself was full of Lolcows, one set himself apart from the rest - his name is Lorne Armstrong. His story continues to develop even 7 years later, and he has gained quite a devoted following. Lorne has threatened many, including myself, with legal action, for making fun of him online. He wasn't bluffing either - we obtained copies of his lawsuit, and they are absolutely insane, rambling and incoherent. His cases were all dismissed except for one still pending.

On 09/07/2007, Lorne sent a private message to a person in a chat room who immediately identified herself as a 13 year old girl. He makes small talk for about an hour, then continually tries to steer the conversation toward sex. By the end of the night, he is naked on webcam and badgering her to penetrate herself, then directs her to delete the evidence by clearing out her Yahoo IM logs. He would spend the next month naked, on a webcam, talking to a 13 year old girl. 6 days in, he has already asked her to marry him and declares his undying, deep love for her.

INITIAL VIDEO OF THE NBC BUST
Lorne begins referring to her as Kayla Armstrong, appending his last name to a thirteen year old girl he has never met. They make plans to meet while Kayla's parents are out of town, and on October 18th, 2007, he follows through and arrives at Kayla's house. The following gif is the best illustration of how their first night together as lovers turned out:

The chat log is literally the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. He is the most delusional, perverted, stupid person I have ever seen. It is a month long chat, 407 pages of delusion and retardation. It's a very long comedic masterpiece. keep in mind, Lorne was butt naked on cam with "Kayla" any time he was home, which was 90% of the time. He talks about his penis constantly. Now he is trying his best to get revenge on people who laugh at him online, but no one cares.


From the night before they're supposed to meet:

kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:43:12 PM): 2morrow nite will b fun 4 me and my friend
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:43:29 PM): yes it will
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:43:40 PM): you mean mr penis?lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:43:52 PM): i was talkin bout u
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:43:57 PM): oh lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:44:32 PM): do you want to play with him too?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:44:48 PM): do u want me 2
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:45:00 PM): yes
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:45:09 PM): i will then
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:45:31 PM): will his g/f be there too?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:45:37 PM): hey mayb u culd bring bud
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:46:00 PM): you're starting to say too much precious lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:46:10 PM): think about what you say lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:46:27 PM): yes he has a g/f there, she's attached to you lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:47:23 PM): whos his gf
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:47:58 PM): you know who mr. penis g/f is, you walk with her between your legs everyday lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:48:23 PM): o lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:48:59 PM): oh, well mr. penis wants to know if he gets to play with his g/f too
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:49:09 PM): lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:49:23 PM): yes mr penis
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:49:33 PM): he's happy lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:49:55 PM): u happy me happy mr penis happy
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:50:15 PM): what about ms. vagina? is she happy too?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:50:24 PM): oh yeah shes happy 2
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 8:50:29 PM): 4got bout her
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:50:43 PM): me and mr. penis didn't forget about her lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:59:54 PM): so who is ms. vaginas best friend?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:00:06 PM): ummm ummm
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:00:20 PM): wait
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:00:23 PM): ummm
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:00:26 PM): mr penis
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:00:33 PM):
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:00:46 PM): who's Kaylas b/f?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:00:56 PM): U R
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:01:01 PM):
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:01:24 PM): who besides ms. vagina wants to touch mr. penis?;
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:01:35 PM): kayla
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:01:41 PM):
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:02:07 PM): who besides mr penis wants to touch ms. vagina?
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:02:16 PM): kayla
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:02:39 PM): hey, wait a minute.......don't be hogging her, i want to touch her too lol
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:02:43 PM): wait that wrong
kayla_princess94 (10/17/07 9:02:58 PM): lorne
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:03:54 PM): who's gonna marry Kayla?
lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:04:48 PM): i love you my precious princess@};-:-*:x


FULL CHAT LOG

 

[exball]

He's a man who wants to fuck children. Not a lolcow.

 

[c-no]

He's a man who wants to fuck children. Not a lolcow.

Indeed. This man is a pedofork.

 

[HunkaMango]

He's a man who wants to fuck children. Not a lolcow.

No, he started out as a man who wants to fuck children, being on the show or wanting to fuck kids does not qualify him. If it did, one could consider anyone who appeared on the show as being a Lolcow. It is his subsequent actions, both while in prison and after his release that make him a lolcow. Trust me, go read the shit he says on the youtube video comment section, also links to his formal complaints in the civil suits he filed against YouTube commenters.

 

[Surtur]

Is there a ED page or something on the guy?

 

[Axiom]

Wow. I loved the fuck out of this show while it was still on, and have little sympathy for sick fucks who wan to diddle kids. This guy always stands out, right up there with this 50-year-old dude who looked like an absolute textbook sex offender picture and lived with his mom and suspected she would throw his computer away after this.

Most of them have the good sense to disappear. This guy is a fucking dumbass and I love it, he just will not let this die. If he didn't do anything then nobody but hardcore TCaP fans would remember him. But seven years on, he is still being a dumbfuck and Cris-ing his way to notoriety.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

This just makes me miss To Catch a Predator more than anything.

 

[AnimuGinger]

"Mr. Penis."

I lost it at that point.

 

[Axiom]

This just makes me miss To Catch a Predator more than anything.

You can find most of the episodes on YouTube! I watch them when im alone. Nobody here can stand it.

 

[Connor Bible]

To quote Richter from Total Recall, "Kill the bastard."

 

[Chris_Handsome]

You know nothing about me or Mr. Penis!

 

[littlebiscuits]

You know nothing about me or Mr. Penis!

You wouldn't happen to be the subject of this thread, would you?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You wouldn't happen to be the subject of this thread, would you?

Oh god not again...

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Oh god not again...

I'd be surprised if he hadn't stumbled across this thread at some point. He strikes me as the kind of guy to Google his name to look for anyone who talks about him. He needs more people to sue!

 

[exball]

Oh god not again...

The ride never ends.

 

[Randall Fragg]

You wouldn't happen to be the subject of this thread, would you?

Well, here we go again.
Hi Mr. Pedofork.

 

[Surtur]

Because they can't not raise their own threads from the dead. Can @Null confirm?

 

[BT 075]

Because they can't not raise their own threads from the dead. Can @Null confirm?

He can be identified by his Mr. Penis.

 

[FramerGirl420]

You know who the fuck it is dude. #Mr.Penis

 

[Horse in Pants]

Hahaha oh shit here we go again