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- Apr 6, 2015
Yesterday I posted in this thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/write-yourself-into-a-hallmark-christmas-special.36404/, in which I literally just copy and pasted The Room's plot synopsis and replaced the characters with other KF users. And it got me thinking on how that can be it's very own topic, it's a very shitty idea so it's perfect. Basically just look up any movie on wikipedia, copy and paste the plot and take out the actual name of the characters and replace them with any kf user you want. I'll start things off with my own version of a classic movie.
A honey bee named @Kiwi Jeff has recently graduated from college and is about to enter the hive's Honex Industries honey-making workforce alongside his best friend @Y2K Baby. @Kiwi Jeff is initially excited to join the workforce, but his courageous, non-conformist attitude emerges upon discovering that his choice of job will never change once picked. Later, the two bees run into a group of Pollen Jocks, bees who collect pollen from flowers outside the hive. The Jocks offer to take @Kiwi Jeff outside the hive to a flower patch, and he accepts. While on his first pollen-gathering expedition in New York City, @Kiwi Jeff gets lost in the rain, and ends up on the balcony of a human florist named @Somari1996. Upon noticing @Kiwi Jeff, @Somari1996's boyfriend @A Hot Pizza attempts to squash him, but @Somari1996 gently catches and releases @Kiwi Jeff outside the window, saving his life.
@Kiwi Jeff later returns to express his gratitude to @Somari1996, breaking the sacred rule that bees are not supposed to communicate with humans. @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 develop a close bond, bordering on attraction, and spend time together frequently. Later, while @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 are walking through a grocery store, @Kiwi Jeff is terrified to discover that the humans have been stealing and eating the bees' honey for centuries. He decides to journey to Honey Farms, which supplies the grocery store with its honey. Furious at the poor treatment of the bees in the hive, including the use of bee smokers to subdue the colony, @Kiwi Jeff decides to sue the human race to put an end to the exploitation of bees.
@Kiwi Jeff's mission attracts wide attention from bees and humans alike, and hundreds of people show up to watch the trial. Although @Kiwi Jeff is up against tough defense attorney @AnOminous the trial's first day goes well. That evening, @Kiwi Jeff is having dinner with @Somari1996 when @A Hot Pizza shows up. @Somari1996 leaves the room, and @A Hot Pizza expresses to @Kiwi Jeff that he hates the pair spending time together. When @Kiwi Jeff leaves to use the restroom, @A Hot Pizza ambushes @Kiwi Jeff and attempts to kill him, only for @Somari1996 to intervene and break up with @A Hot Pizza. The next day at the trial, @AnOminous taunts the bees, which causes @Y2K Baby to sting him. @Y2K Baby's actions jeopardize the bees' credibility and put his life in danger, though he manages to survive. While visiting @Y2K Baby in the hospital, @Kiwi Jeff notices two people smoking outside, and is struck by inspiration. The next day, @Kiwi Jeff wins the trial by exposing the jury to the cruel treatment bees are subjected to, particularly the smoker, and humans are banned from stealing honey from bees ever again.
Having lost the trial, @AnOminous cryptically warns @Kiwi Jeff that a negative shift in the balance of nature is imminent. As it turns out, the sudden, massive stockpile of honey has put every bee out of a job, including the vitally important Pollen Jocks. As a result, without anything to pollinate them, the world's flowers slowly begin to die out. Before long, the only flowers left with healthy pollen are those in a flower parade called "The Tournament of Roses" in Pasadena, California. @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 travel to the parade and steal a parade float, which they load onto a plane to be delivered to the bees so they can re-pollinate the world's flowers. When the plane's pilot and copilot are knocked unconscious, @Somari1996 is forced to land the plane, with help from @Kiwi Jeff and the bees from @Kiwi Jeff's hive.
Armed with the pollen of the last flowers, @Kiwi Jeff and the Pollen Jocks manage to reverse the damage and save the world's flowers, restarting the bees' honey production. Humans and bees are seen working together, and certain brands of honey are now "bee-approved". @Kiwi Jeff becomes a member of the Pollen Jocks, helping to pollinate the world's plants. @Kiwi Jeff is also seen running a law firm inside @Somari1996's flower shop, titled "Insects at Law", handling disputes between animals and humans. The film ends with @Kiwi Jeff flying off to a flower patch with the Pollen Jocks.
A honey bee named @Kiwi Jeff has recently graduated from college and is about to enter the hive's Honex Industries honey-making workforce alongside his best friend @Y2K Baby. @Kiwi Jeff is initially excited to join the workforce, but his courageous, non-conformist attitude emerges upon discovering that his choice of job will never change once picked. Later, the two bees run into a group of Pollen Jocks, bees who collect pollen from flowers outside the hive. The Jocks offer to take @Kiwi Jeff outside the hive to a flower patch, and he accepts. While on his first pollen-gathering expedition in New York City, @Kiwi Jeff gets lost in the rain, and ends up on the balcony of a human florist named @Somari1996. Upon noticing @Kiwi Jeff, @Somari1996's boyfriend @A Hot Pizza attempts to squash him, but @Somari1996 gently catches and releases @Kiwi Jeff outside the window, saving his life.
@Kiwi Jeff later returns to express his gratitude to @Somari1996, breaking the sacred rule that bees are not supposed to communicate with humans. @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 develop a close bond, bordering on attraction, and spend time together frequently. Later, while @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 are walking through a grocery store, @Kiwi Jeff is terrified to discover that the humans have been stealing and eating the bees' honey for centuries. He decides to journey to Honey Farms, which supplies the grocery store with its honey. Furious at the poor treatment of the bees in the hive, including the use of bee smokers to subdue the colony, @Kiwi Jeff decides to sue the human race to put an end to the exploitation of bees.
@Kiwi Jeff's mission attracts wide attention from bees and humans alike, and hundreds of people show up to watch the trial. Although @Kiwi Jeff is up against tough defense attorney @AnOminous the trial's first day goes well. That evening, @Kiwi Jeff is having dinner with @Somari1996 when @A Hot Pizza shows up. @Somari1996 leaves the room, and @A Hot Pizza expresses to @Kiwi Jeff that he hates the pair spending time together. When @Kiwi Jeff leaves to use the restroom, @A Hot Pizza ambushes @Kiwi Jeff and attempts to kill him, only for @Somari1996 to intervene and break up with @A Hot Pizza. The next day at the trial, @AnOminous taunts the bees, which causes @Y2K Baby to sting him. @Y2K Baby's actions jeopardize the bees' credibility and put his life in danger, though he manages to survive. While visiting @Y2K Baby in the hospital, @Kiwi Jeff notices two people smoking outside, and is struck by inspiration. The next day, @Kiwi Jeff wins the trial by exposing the jury to the cruel treatment bees are subjected to, particularly the smoker, and humans are banned from stealing honey from bees ever again.
Having lost the trial, @AnOminous cryptically warns @Kiwi Jeff that a negative shift in the balance of nature is imminent. As it turns out, the sudden, massive stockpile of honey has put every bee out of a job, including the vitally important Pollen Jocks. As a result, without anything to pollinate them, the world's flowers slowly begin to die out. Before long, the only flowers left with healthy pollen are those in a flower parade called "The Tournament of Roses" in Pasadena, California. @Kiwi Jeff and @Somari1996 travel to the parade and steal a parade float, which they load onto a plane to be delivered to the bees so they can re-pollinate the world's flowers. When the plane's pilot and copilot are knocked unconscious, @Somari1996 is forced to land the plane, with help from @Kiwi Jeff and the bees from @Kiwi Jeff's hive.
Armed with the pollen of the last flowers, @Kiwi Jeff and the Pollen Jocks manage to reverse the damage and save the world's flowers, restarting the bees' honey production. Humans and bees are seen working together, and certain brands of honey are now "bee-approved". @Kiwi Jeff becomes a member of the Pollen Jocks, helping to pollinate the world's plants. @Kiwi Jeff is also seen running a law firm inside @Somari1996's flower shop, titled "Insects at Law", handling disputes between animals and humans. The film ends with @Kiwi Jeff flying off to a flower patch with the Pollen Jocks.
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