Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

I just think it's important for couples to have hobbies in common.

Speaking off, how many tries would it take you to find Bob's shriveled heart? *picturing Mola's arm going up to the elbow into Bob's chest*

Dude looks like he's made out of Nickelodeon GAK! so Mola's arm would just come out the other side.

 

[Mola Ram]

I just think it's important for couples to have hobbies in common.

Speaking off, how many tries would it take you to find Bob's shriveled heart? *picturing Mola's arm going up to the elbow into Bob's chest*

Oh is she also someone who tugs living hearts from chests and sets them aflame? I am unfamiliar with your decadent western television culture. I do like the cut of her jib. Still, it's widely known that western women are totally incapable of tearing hearts from the chest cavity with the finesse required of Kali-ma.

Not that I'd kick her out of bed for eating naan, you understand.

As for Bob's heart? I have spoons and tongs for such lardy souls.

 

[Flexo]

Oh is she also someone who tugs living hearts from chests and sets them aflame? I am unfamiliar with your decadent western television culture. I do like the cut of her jib. Still, it's widely known that western women are totally incapable of tearing hearts from the chest cavity with the finesse required of Kali-ma.

Not that I'd kick her out of bed for eating naan, you understand.

lol this is her: http://onceuponatime.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Queen

Her literal schtick in the show is ripping people's hearts out. That's the shot I posted - a heart in her hand. (It glows because "magic" and we have to maintain network tv standards.) Her fashion sense really compliments yours too.

I'm kind of shocked I can't find a crossover fanfic of you two. I may have to get really drunk and write one.

As for Bob's heart? I have spoons and tongs for such lardy souls.

That's what Bob said!

...about his breakfast.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You should wholeheartedly agree with me with no questions. Ass.

What the fuck about you screams "Idealistic"?

Who stays this assmad at a show for this long?

I feel that this is the reaction of any woman Matey Potatey tries to hit on.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You should wholeheartedly agree with me with no questions. Ass.
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What the fuck about you screams "Idealistic"?
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Who stays this assmad at a show for this long?
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I feel that this is the reaction of any woman Matey Potatey tries to hit on.
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I love how Bob seems to hold a grudge against Wikileaks as if they were the ones that held back his Superior Future. "If it weren't for those Dang Dirty Trolls, the Superior Futura would have been ushered in by the God Queen Hillary," is what I assume is what Bob meant by the bad guys.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I'd have thought that you'd try and look a bit happier than that at your own wedding - at least the lady on the right is putting in the effort.

At least Linkara is trying to be normal. He made an effort (tm)

 

[thismanlies]

Yeah, I'm going out on a limb and saying this confirms Bob for sleep apnea. Get yourself a CPAP, friendo, or you're going to infarc or stroke out in the middle of the night, which is far too unamusing a death for us to savor.

He can't die. Not before his thread hits a thousand pages.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You should wholeheartedly agree with me with no questions. Ass.
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What the fuck about you screams "Idealistic"?
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Who stays this assmad at a show for this long?
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I feel that this is the reaction of any woman Matey Potatey tries to hit on.
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South Park doesn’t take “sides” though. It literally mocks everything and everyone, Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: The Review is in!

 

[Asa_Spades60]

If Bob doesn't lay off the fried quadruple cheeseburgers, he's gonna fucking drop dead in the middle of his house.

No. I want him to die on the toilet like Elvis.

 

[RodgerDodger]

No. I want him to die on the toilet like Elvis.

I think that's a given. Nothing is gonna stop that now. Trust me, I'm a professional and a leading expert on people dying on toilets. Bob will die on the toilet. It will just happen. Like an elephant returning to it's burial ground. The big question is what will the collateral damage be. I mean Boston has at best a 17th century sewage system... Are they prepared for THE BIG ONE?!?

 

[The Valeyard]

Spoiler: The Review is in!

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A lot of what Bob says he hated about Justice League can also be applied to Thor: Ragnarok.

• Totally uninvolving on a plot/character level
• Feels like a feature-adaptation of a Six Flags Attraction. All poses and catchphrases, zero soul.
• It feels like they chopped out everything that wasn't an action beat, a "look from the comics!" money-shot, or a joke
• Villain? Barely worth a mention.

 

[Doctor Stan]

No. I want him to die on the toilet like Elvis.

I don't think he can get out of bed anymore

 

[Emperor Julian]

Must have been awkward in the cinema with Bob snorting like an orgasoming pig whenever the film had an action scene and humming the avengers theme whenever dialogue heavy scenes were on.

I suppose the cinema already made seating arrangements since he's a regular, some sort of three seat affair with the armrests sawn off and a big bag of pop corn to stop him making noise at least some of the time.

 

[TS 298]

No. I want him to die on the toilet like Elvis.

Don't you dare sully the King by comparing him in any way to Salted Chipman.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

A lot of what Bob says he hated about Justice League can also be applied to Thor: Ragnarok.

• Totally uninvolving on a plot/character level
• Feels like a feature-adaptation of a Six Flags Attraction. All poses and catchphrases, zero soul.
• It feels like they chopped out everything that wasn't an action beat, a "look from the comics!" money-shot, or a joke
• Villain? Barely worth a mention.

In other news the grass is green, the sky is blue, and moviebob is still a delusional dipshit.

 

[Lensherr]

A lot of what Bob says he hated about Justice League can also be applied to Thor: Ragnarok.

• Totally uninvolving on a plot/character level
• Feels like a feature-adaptation of a Six Flags Attraction. All poses and catchphrases, zero soul.
• It feels like they chopped out everything that wasn't an action beat, a "look from the comics!" money-shot, or a joke
• Villain? Barely worth a mention.

But ya see, it was all IRONIC that time.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob may be the most triggered and upset he’s ever been in his life.

 

[The Valeyard]

Bob may be the most triggered and upset he’s ever been in his life.

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Will the Minions be replaced by Yoshis or Toads? Place your bets.

 

[Mola Ram]

How a grown man can get this upset over a children's game and a series of children's movies will never not amaze me, or cease to be hilarious. I sure do respect his opinions on who in the Democratic party has sharp political instincts after reading this meltdown, let me tell you.

Hey! What are the chances Super Mario Bros. comes out as a film in 2020, say right around the time Trump might get reelected? We may need to set up a MovieBob Deathwatch.