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Hen in a tie said:
Well one thing you're wrong about is that the official SEGA twitter follows Chris-chan and have made mentions like when they gave away a Super Sonic plush they said "Who's a spiky yellow hedgehog?" and the co-host responded "Sonichu?".
But you're totally right, heterochromia only happens to people who get pink eye and that has only happened to one person.
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My point was I don't think they care enough about him to include a cosmetic item based on him, entirely for his sake, in their game.

Semi-related but I've read the reviews for this game are not very good, and Chris-Chan has 100%'d Sonic 06. Does this mean he'll just play anything as long as it has (not blue armed) Sonic?
 
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The mention of dentistry seems a bit forced, even with the mention of doctors (Mengele, etc). I wonder if it's a reference to Marathon Man:
If not then it's obviously about how nazis pulled gold teeth.

It's funny how many references there are. I gotta say it's one of the first Chris text walls that I actually read all the way thru.

Edit: if you can call it a Chris text wall since he was fed a ton of this.
 
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Wouldn't be the first time Chris' eyes made it into an autistic game.

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CWCissey said:
Oh God, so not only did Chris get electrocuted by a Dreamcast, he also befriended some Serbian nationalists?

This week has been amazing.
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So I guess Yugosonicha is a pipedream!

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My point was I don't think they care enough about him to include a cosmetic item based on him, entirely for his sake, in their game.

Semi-related but I've read the reviews for this game are not very good, and Chris-Chan has 100%'d Sonic 06. Does this mean he'll just play anything as long as it has (not blue armed) Sonic?
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Pretty much. He's not discerning when the gameplay is shit.
 
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I like how he put partitions in the showers to protect gassed Jews from shower-rape. Our friend is very considerate! ...*shudder*

Seriously, someone must've fed this to him. There's no way Chris would make light about the holocaust- or even know ENOUGH ABOUT IT to make these horrible jokes. Someone's trolling him again.
 
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From the way that he's still trying to crowbar Neptunia references into this whole mess, I can't help but wonder - quite possibly :optimistic: - whether the same troll/group of trolls has shepherded Chris first into going ga-ga over that, and then subtly playing on the Neptunia game's 'war' plot element to further herd our favourite lolcow into dragging the Holocaust into his fantasyland without even realising it. While I don't feel entirely comfortable with how this might turn out for Chris, I have to admit that this troll/these trolls is/are a good deal more inventive and imaginative than Jessay ever was.
 
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