Containment Random Chris Updates

Marvin said:
The theory is that it's less fun having to nitpick which parts of the hilarious output are genuine Chris, versus just enjoying the whole thing as an insane braindump from Chris.

Edit: If they get Chris to do some actually hilarious content, like hilarious classic Chris videos, I'm totally down with that. But just textwalls? That someone else wrote? Or they contributed the craziest parts of it?

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We're going to get concentration camp Sonichu pages my dude
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Someone must have hi-jacked Chris's Twitter account. Chris is naive, but not so fucking naive that he wouldn't realise that he was writing about the fucking Holocaust. Chris is fucked-up in the head, but he's not that fucked-up. Either someone else is posting in his name, or someone else is puppeteering him to write and post this shit. It's not just ridiculous any more. It's now heading towards fucking vile.
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Chris has a piss poor education, he could not even grasp the concept of Australia being both a country and a continent FFS, it is very possible he knows who Hitler is but not things like Operation Barbarossa or the Final Solution.
 
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The autistic chu's and their collaborator ponies will cleanse CWCville of all the non-autistic scum and prurify the chu-ish blood so that the Fourth Reich will live for one thousand years.

HEIL CHANDLER!

Btw, I think we're finally starting to see the hand of the person helping Chris with his business.
Strike that. I just remembered the "woman" who gave Chris a commission for a painting.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
Chris has a piss poor education, he could not even grasp the concept of Australia being both a country and a continent FFS, it is very possible he knows who Hitler is but not things like Operation Barbarossa or the Final Solution.
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He knows who Hitler is..
  • Q: Since you hate gay people so much, why do you use Rainbows in your comics?
A: I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking Hitler why he used the Swastika (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess.
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions
 
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Chris already is everything that’s wrong with the 21st century: he’s a consumist that doesn’t think about what he buys, a NEET that prefers playing video games instead of finding a job, a leftist that throws hissy fits on the web without trying to actually do something and a weirdo that’s convinced he’s more feminine just because he wears a skirt. But never I thought I would see him being a nazi.

Serious congratulations to whoever made him write this, it’s been great.
 
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CWCissey said:
Bill The Scientist? He's building a Nazi base on the Moon, that's why he's really there!



He obviously does (everyone knows who Hitler is from around the age where you can understand the world and morality), but he doesn't know the full details of what he did.
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Why, he only built the people's car and the MG-42 in addition to revamping the German economy! I think he's a swell fella! What else is there to know about him?
 
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I'd be ready to be going on about how fucking hilarious this all is as well, if I hadn't been convinced by others on here that Chris really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing here. This is the sort of thing that, if it does spill over into Sonichu, is going to have every SJW out there baying for his virtual or actual blood. May we be about to see the days when some shrieking fool declares Chris to be...worse than Hitler?...
 
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If I can sum up my opinion of Sonichu so far with one picture, I wanna use this.
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Barrister said:
No way, I'm sure one of the largest gaming companies on the planet is aware of Chris-Chan and cares about him enough to make a cosmetic item based off of him (no one else in the world has heterochromia iridis) and add it to their biggest release in years, right?
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Well one thing you're wrong about is that the official SEGA twitter follows Chris-chan and have made mentions like when they gave away a Super Sonic plush they said "Who's a spiky yellow hedgehog?" and the co-host responded "Sonichu?".
But you're totally right, heterochromia only happens to people who get pink eye and that has only happened to one person.
 
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