Containment Random Chris Updates

Built on Cwcville's soil, not in the city, though; outside of the city. Graduon donated a lot of land to build prison camps full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls.

Someone must have hi-jacked Chris's Twitter account. Chris is naive, but not so fucking naive that he wouldn't realise that he was writing about the fucking Holocaust. Chris is fucked-up in the head, but he's not that fucked-up. Either someone else is posting in his name, or someone else is puppeteering him to write and post this shit. It's not just ridiculous any more. It's now heading towards fucking vile.
 
First they came for the Trolls, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Troll.


Then they came for the Cloakers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Cloaker.

Then they came for the Sonichus, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Sonichu.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
 
Someone must have hi-jacked Chris's Twitter account. Chris is naive, but not so fucking naive that he wouldn't realise that he was writing about the fucking Holocaust. Chris is fucked-up in the head, but he's not that fucked-up. Either someone else is posting in his name, or someone else is puppeteering him to write and post this shit. It's not just ridiculous any more. It's now heading towards fucking vile.
Chris is still in charge of the twitter.

Chris has basically never heard about the holocaust. Like, maybe something involving a lot of people and something scary happening? Sounds like pretty much every scary part of history to him.

Hell, I bet Chris doesn't really know what war entails. He knows it's scary and loud maybe. Maybe might even involve a few guns, pew pew.
 
So my guess right now is that someone's pulling a long con. Probably convinced Chris they were a long time fan and somehow convinced him to do some role play, and then convinced him to post condensed summaries of their RP on his account. That's the only reasonable solution I can think of besides a hacker at work, since it's so carefully interwoven with all this standard Chris shit.

This was actually really good, it pulled me into a slow revelation of all the Nazi shit, thinking that couldn't possibly be right. Though if he was hacked, wouldn't he announce it on Twitter?
 
Too fakey, you ween. We have footage of Chris in blackface, this is nothing.
Yeah...so he's shoved stuff up his ass because a 13 year old held his PSN account hostage.

He's threatened to kill people online, and has shown he hears Sonichu speaking to him.

He used 9/11 as a threat to trolls.

He's done black face.

He thought he held the spirit of Uzume from Neptunia or some shit.

He's danced to Serbian propaganda music.

and now he's claiming CWCville has concentration camps along with a campaign against "undesirables".

What else can trolls possibly make him do at this point? I'm legitimately curious to see how much further down he can go before he or someone he knows realizes he's being fucked with again.
 
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I did nazi this coming!

Good gravy this latest puppet master is really going for it! This is what happens when you fall asleep during history while they're teaching World War II! That and you focus too much on Japan fucking up China in an essay about guns, insults and yuck when the real shit was taking place in Europe!
 
Chris surely cannot be both clever enough and historically knowledgeable enough to have come up with the Fine Ol' Solution name by himself. As others have pointed out, it's the title of a Squidbillies episode and we know that he watches Adult Swim shows often. However, seeing as how he tied the name to his deranged Holocaust analogue, I'd bet someone probably fed a lot of this stuff to him.
 
Because "Fine 'Ol Solution" is a direct reference to Hitler's plan to wipe out the Jews called "The Final Solution", which also involved sending undesirables to prison camps with "showers" (gas chambers), "dentists" (who would rip out prisoners' gold fillings), and "ovens" (to burn the bodies).
Doubt Chris would come up with that on his own.

And suddenly the "ovens" make way more sense. Still doesn't lessen my need for liquor after that bullshit he shat out.
 
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Out of curiosity.. When was the last time he updated his comic with pages? Is he still on schedule?

*Chris sees a character in Sonic Boom or MLP that resemble his mannerisms and/or looks*
"That can't be me"
*Chris sees two differently colored eyes as a customization option*
"Wow I wonder if I inspired that?"
Chris operates primarily on Wishful thinking, if something in pop culture boosts his ego, he will immediately co-opt it regardless of how many mental leaps he has to do in order to justify it. If it isn't, then he won't be ever convinced of it no matter how many similarities exist.
 
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