DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

about people calling him out on delaying playing Mario sunshine.
He claims he 'never promised' it for january, only that he 'most likely' gonna play it in January.

Had an epic triade and banned a bunch of people from streamchat, calling them idiots and so on

Can't wait for the clip in 3...2...

 

[Lurkette]

For someone with an alleged new girlfriend he's acting like an even bigger and whinier bitch than usual.



*Inhales*

GURL.

no see, what i'm investigating absolutely does matter in the long run
and when the truth comes out the scales will fall from his paypigs eyes, dsp will collapse to the ground sobbing in shame, and i will be championed as an internet legend

 

[neger psykolog]

we aren't fucking with him irl
someone allegedly took a pic of him, people are simply trying to verify their statements
is trying to read the store names reflected backwards in the windows to cross reference with malls in his area autistic as fuck? yes, but it's not harming him, and far more autistic things have been done to other cows
really the only people it's hurting in any capacity are the people wasting their precious lifeclock investigating whether or not a man who plays video games poorly for a living and nearing his forties has a current girlfriend

on another note, i shot an e-mail to the registrar of fairfield university since a quick google search said i should be able to legally get answers to "yes/no" type questions (has he graduated from your university, did he obtain x degree, etc etc) but they just sent a template e-mail directing me to the national clearinghouse, which requires me to pay twenty bucks for degree verification.

hypothetically, on a scale of kiwfarms to chris chan, how autistic would it be if i tried calling? yahoo answers said that works better
asking for a friend

I think someone already did that some time ago? From what I remember people's reaction was that him actually having a degree shows just how worthless having a degree can be.

 

[Shark]

tried calling?

You should do it, that way it doesn’t get brought up ever again.

 

[Kamatsubu]

I mean... He's a sociopath. So if he needs to lie about having a new girlfriend just to up his cred because otherwise he'd be a blubbering mess of a man with nothing but his destroyed self confidence then let him. It's pathetic that he even needs to fake having a girlfriend in the first place.

 

[Lurkette]

I think someone already did that some time ago? From what I remember people's reaction was that him actually having a degree shows just how worthless having a degree can be.

really? i vaguely, vaguely remember a youtube comment or something mentioning it, but i was never too active in dsp shit until i came here
do you remember if it was a farms member or twitter or sok...?

 

[neger psykolog]

Get a load of these dudes, calling Phil's prestreams long!

really? i vaguely, vaguely remember a youtube comment or something mentioning it, but i was never too active in dsp shit until i came here
do you remember if it was a farms member or twitter or sok...?

It was here and for some reason they insisted it be verified by admins privately and someone did actually verify what they posted.

 

[Noob-Noob]

I'm surprised Amity even has the ability to type anymore, considering how obvious it is that both his hands are too busy fondling Phil's genitalia.

 

[OneDaySon]

I don't think he's making it up. I think there's 10% truth in what he said about his back-taxes, and the rest was over-exaggeration and over-dramatic panic. The dumb ass doesn't even know how much he freaking owes yet, but he's stretches and plays up a small truth into a big deal to try and shake everyone down as much as possible. The total he's gonna owe is gonna end up being like...4-5k and he pretty much already got a majority of that from the Thanksgiving pity stream, alone. He'll keep acting like he owes hundreds of thousands until the end of January then come out and say, "WE DID IT. We raised the money! I'M FREE!!" and then conveniently not disclose the real total because, "it doesn't matter!" and then pocket the extra 2-3k he got. That's my forecast.

I think a perfect example of this is in the summer when he got more false copyright strike and he FULL ON PANIC MODE ENGAGED. He did an EMERGENCY video and plead on stream and got around 2000 dollars and in 2 days the copyright strikes were cleared up just fine.

 

[Cipher]

2011:

Must be that magical Seattle air restoring hair.

I like how he straight up denies that he's balding now. I remember asking him back in his Nazi IRC chat, if the reason he grows his hair out long and greases it back is to cover his bald spot (I was surprised I didn't get insta-kick/banned for it). He said that there was a spot but his 'hairdresser' told him it wasn't getting any bigger.

 

[Xenomorph]

Such a retard. She trained a part in his hair and he thinks this is linked to baldness. Top

 

[neger psykolog]

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Must be that magical Seattle air restoring hair.

I like how he straight up denies that he's balding now. I remember asking him back in his Nazi IRC chat, if the reason he grows his hair out long and greases it back is to cover his bald spot (I was surprised I didn't get insta-kick/banned for it). He said that there was a spot but his 'hairdresser' told him it wasn't getting any bigger.

Gee its almost as if people say nice things to other people and don't immediately shoot condescending shitty reactions because they're decent. That or is it customary to tip a hairdresser in da US of da :autism:?

 

[Lurkette]

based upon big research i can confirm that darksidephil does hold bachelor of science in finance. he completed 8 terms and was a part of the honors program. this is based upon name and birthdate provided.

the university probably contact phil for the release of this informations and thatis why he was brag about his degree very recently and willing to prove by place on camera for viewer

INFORMATION VERIFIED
Name On School's Records: PHILIP xxxxxxxxxxxx
Date Awarded: 05/23/2004
Degree Title: BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
Official Name of School: FAIRFIELD UNIVERSITY
School Division: DOLAN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS
Major Course(s) of Study: FINANCE
Academic Honors: HONORS PROGRAM
Dates of Attendance: 09/01/2000 to 05/01/2004

if any admin want to contact me to verify this i can do, but i do not want to release document because it is not for public

That dude posted documents in TTS and asked me to keep it private. Don't really know what he wants me to say. DSP studied in the Fairfield University's Dolan School of Business full-time between 2000 and 2004 and graduated with a B.S. in Finance. It appears he was an Honor's student.

It's an ok school. Where did his immediate family go? I'm wondering if he was a legacy admission.

Lol, you know how DSP projects everything? With him getting honors it clearly shows that DSP is book smart, not street smart.

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
...
now what do i waste my time on

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Gee its almost as if people say nice things to other people and don't immediately shoot condescending shitty reactions because they're decent. That or is it customary to tip a hairdresser in da US of da :autism:?

i go to a salon that has it's own school, so all the employees are students overseen by their instructors, and usually a couple bucks are left for each individual who works on you (hair, nails, massage, etc)
i don't know what the protocol is for a regular hairdresser, but i'm guessing she was being nice. you don't make money by pissing your customers off, especially manchildren

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Gee its almost as if people say nice things to other people and don't immediately shoot condescending shitty reactions because they're decent. That or is it customary to tip a hairdresser in da US of da :autism:?

Yup

 

[neger psykolog]

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
...
now what do i waste my time on

I think to add to that, there was some video someone posted a few pages back in which Phil was recounting his crazy and wild college days and in that video he claimed to be on a scholarship.

 

[Top Cunt]

2011:

Nice squat form, that must have been back during his weightlifting days. if he tried that now he wouldn't be getting back up.

 

[PieceofShet]

Can't wait for the clip in 3...2...

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Gee Phil, you don't think it's a fair assessment to make that if someone delays a promised playthrough, that was already payed for, TWICE by a measure of months that they might keep delaying it?

EDIT: I just checked real quick and he pushed Mario Sunshine to January the day before he made the mishtree emergency video. So if he was being honest, he should've put the game on indefinite hiatus the next time someone brought it up to him, but of course this is DSP we're talking about so honest isn't in his vocabulary.

 

[Dragoonism]

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

wow Makes you really want to get your wallet out, doesn't it?