Containment What If?

Azotus said:
What if Chris did all this, but with Digimon instead of Pokemon?
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Good question.
Ya know I actually think that would have made for an even more obsessive and lulzworthy Chris. Because if you noticed, the Sonichu series as a whole is much more heavily weighted in the direction of the Sonic universe than the Pokemon universe. Sure a decent amount of Pokemon references were thrown in, but Chris clearly preferred ripping from Sonic.

Now Digimon might have been a smaller series than Pokemon in terms of overall popularity, but if you've done any digging into some of the Digimon fan sites...they give Sonic fans a real challenge for being the most obsessive and detached from reality. I'd link you the ED article if it was still up, but it showed several Digimon sites dedicated to gaining access to the er, 'Digi World' and discussed hallucinations of such.

So if Chris could work his way into that corner of the fandom, I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue with him ramming Ethernet cables up his bum and channeling the Digi World with various homebrew Digivice contraptions.
 
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Does Chris know of the mail-order bride phenomena from Russia or China? (heh) Say we paid for one, she would be contractually obliged to stay?

Would living with the Chandlers be worse than her impoverished rural village, overrun with banditry and corrupt government officials?
 
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just some jerk said:
Does Chris know of the mail-order bride phenomena from Russia or China? (heh) Say we paid for one, she would be contractually obliged to stay?
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That's a good question, actually. I don't know what sort of agreements mail order brides go into.

just some jerk said:
Would living with the Chandlers be worse than her impoverished rural village, overrun with banditry and corrupt government officials?
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Of course not.
 
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This is off topic but i noticed the audio of bob walking in on chris chan during goofy time (as he calls it) witn julie has been removed on youtube and on the cwcki. I have it saved and cached on my itube on my ipod and was wondering if there was anyway i could upload it to the cwcki? Im not tech savvy so yeah
 
Marvin said:
That's a good question, actually. I don't know what sort of agreements mail order brides go into.


Of course not.
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Most are just willing to find any man with citizenship and the language barrier may preclude any of his weird speech from getting noticed. Of course that is 50% of it, his appearance and living situation may deem it otherwise.

I think the higher end official ones have all sorts of social functions and matching. But in an unofficial capacity he could just use some dating site specifically for this situation.

The girl would message a bit, they often agree to get married and they fly out there.

If I was that young lady, I would grin and bear it, let him do his thing, and get out as soon as citizenship was finalized.
 
internet cowboy said:
This is off topic but i noticed the audio of bob walking in on Our Pet Lolcow during goofy time (as he calls it) witn julie has been removed on youtube and on the cwcki. I have it saved and cached on my itube on my ipod and was wondering if there was anyway i could upload it to the cwcki? Im not tech savvy so yeah
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The YouTube of it is down but there are a couple audio mirrors still up at the moment. A YouTube reupload would be good, I don't know who runs the archive channel there though.
 
Reading about the OkCupid updaets and the story (this time told by scxthursday) about how he became a Tomgirl and it made me think (i know, right?)... What if Instead of that troll telling him to get in touch with his feminine side, what if Bob told him to get on his more "lumberjacky" side? Would he be wearing Angel Bob´s clothes?
 
deeman said:
Reading about the OkCupid updaets and the story (this time told by scxthursday) about how he became a Tomgirl and it made me think (i know, right?)... What if Instead of that troll telling him to get in touch with his feminine side, what if Bob told him to get on his more "lumberjacky" side? Would he be wearing Angel Bob´s clothes?
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Chris doesn't want to be masculine.
 
Marvin said:
Chris doesn't want to be masculine.
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I was about to look for some ANGER-video to comment... but if he is not in a skirt (yeah, a scottish kilt MAY be seen as manly, but hey, it´s a joke) and to top his extreme skills in airfighting in front of his stupid Autism-mobile with claiming he has digested Chun-Li. So... you win this round, Marvin!
 
deeman said:
I was about to look for some ANGER-video to comment... but if he is not in a skirt (yeah, a scottish kilt MAY be seen as manly, but hey, it´s a joke) and to top his extreme skills in airfighting in front of his stupid Autism-mobile with claiming he has digested Chun-Li. So... you win this round, Marvin!
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Heh, well, what I mean is that, sure, we've told Chris to do lots of dumb stuff. For example, Chris sticking his dick in the snow, because we told him to, doesn't mean he's into snowfucking.
 
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Marvin said:
Heh, well, what I mean is that, sure, we've told Chris to do lots of dumb stuff. For example, Chris sticking his dick in the snow, because we told him to, doesn't mean he's into snowfucking.
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Oh, the snowfucking episode... geez i forgot about that. He was into snowfucking atleast for a brief moment in time, a feat i'd rather congratulate him for rather than trying to outbest him in.

So. Watching a fresh Columbine documentary trying to tame my sleep disorder and i got up to the call-ins about ""a guy in a black trenchcoat shooting like crazy" and it hit me. That if Chris went back to Man. High and. you know... how would that call turn out??
 
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Until she could find a new place. She'd very likely use Chris' tugboat to help her do that.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
His attempts at imitating dance numbers from Bollywood movies in order to attract potential sweethearts would be something to behold....
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And behold, it was good.

EDIT: And also ten "what if" dollars on him changing that red dotty thing with his Indian bootleg Sonichu... If someone is interested i actually bought some t-shirts of famous children's ccharacters but with Indian perspective. I could get some pics for you, i know i got the Winnie the somewhat looks like an rhinousorous Pooh around here somewhere.
 
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What if Bob bought a Mazda Miata instead of a BMW Z3?

What if Chris became a volunteer DJ on WTJU like Bob?

What is Chris actually put his CADD degree to use and got a drafting job?
 
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What if Chris went out and used his:tugboat: and bought an actual gun? Would he even qualify to be able to under Virginia law?
 
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