Dutch Angel Dragons

Dogetective said:
Good god do these faggots deserve a thread. Every single “Dutchie” I’ve run into has been pretentious to the max. They seem to think that they are truly special because they have a “closed species” character that is usually fuck ugly.

Don’t even get me started with Telephone who deserves her own thread. Her trying to cancel the DaD meets at a convention a few years ago because she wasn’t running them was hilarious
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I'm just glad I don't visit or know of any forum community that has ever had "Dutchieposting" besides this thread on the farms.
 
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Cuddly Pirate said:
Would you like me to show you how wrong you are?
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Well, I've yet to see "sergal meetings" at any convention ever, I've never seen hoards of people with sergal fursonas attack some person because their OC broke some non existent sacred rule

Sure, being furries there's bound to be a lot of bullshit, but not toe the point of cancerous as you would see with any closed species

The creator of the species seems pretty chill, he allows people to make money off his ideas and is also a decent artist
 
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DinosaursNotHipsters said:
Well, I've yet to see "sergal meetings" at any convention ever, I've never seen hoards of people with sergal fursonas attack some person because their OC broke some non existent sacred rule

Sure, being furries there's bound to be a lot of bullshit, but not toe the point of cancerous as you would see with any closed species

The creator of the species seems pretty chill, he allows people to make money off his ideas and is also a decent artist
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Allow me to offer a guiding hand and suggest looking into a place called MerpCrew.
 
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I thought the pronouns and the fact that they cannot yiff would be my favorite part. But then I saw the autistic guidelines for muzzle markings.:lol:

But I did see this:
http://www.dutchangeldragons.com/design-guidelines

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So it looks like while they can't shapeshift the can possess. So if they possess a horse they can have horse sex. Something tells me Telephone is obsessed with horses.

If they have no digestive track why do they have teeth?
 
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Dysnomia said:
I thought the pronouns and the fact that they cannot yiff would be my favorite part. But then I saw the autistic guidelines for muzzle markings.:lol:

But I did see this:
http://www.dutchangeldragons.com/design-guidelines

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So it looks like while they can't shapeshift the can possess. So if they possess a horse they can have horse sex. Something tells me Telephone is obsessed with horses.

If they have no digestive track why do they have teeth?
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Well you have to put a dick somewhere. Gotta have that mouth man.

Actually now that I think about it, what if they do reproduce by swallowing spunk and regurgitate more Dads? That would explain why all the colorings look like vomit.
 
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This is by far and away my favorite thing to ever come out of the DAD fandom. Between the fat person in the "Sprinkles" jacket, the "WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING" sign, and the person who doesn't seem to be wearing a costume at all...

Just pure, quality
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Audit_The_Autist said:
These youtube comments are a perfect storm of wishful thinking and autism. Check out this chain where they discuss the finer points of whether or not dutch angel dragons go to heaven.
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tl;dr The only furfags that go to heaven are the ones who have some arbitrary thing on their face aka Telephone and her butt buddy. How fucking self righteous can you be?

Ya know tho, it's nice to be optimistic about going to paradise in your fantasies, because we all know that furfags are guaranteed to go to only one place.
 
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Audit_The_Autist said:
These youtube comments are a perfect storm of wishful thinking and autism. Check out this chain where they discuss the finer points of whether or not dutch angel dragons go to heaven.
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God I knew that Telephone was a self-righteous asshole but declaring that her donut steel OC is the only one who gets into heaven is a whole ‘nother level of autism.
 
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Cuddly Pirate said:
tl;dr The only furfags that go to heaven are the ones who have some arbitrary thing on their face aka Telephone and her butt buddy. How fucking self righteous can you be?

Ya know tho, it's nice to be optimistic about going to paradise in your fantasies, because we all know that furfags are guaranteed to go to only one place.
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Do the other ones go to hell?
Also why did she name her horse Dutch? It's like naming a horse fucking Germany
 
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Dogetective said:
God I knew that Telephone was a self-righteous asshole but declaring that her donut steel OC is the only one who gets into heaven is a whole ‘nother level of autism.
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When your life is that fucking pathetic you have to get some control in there somewhere I guess. The worst part is so many people eagerly accept her "no one is as special as me ever" bullshit.
 
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