TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Smiling Drought]

You're both right: he was in DC when he shot his thesis, but he's moved to NYC since then. (He talked a bit about relocating during his review of Shame.)

I'm surprised he was able to manage a move considering his agoraphobic tendencies.

Avoiding those eggnog ninjas during that time was no easy feat I'm sure.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I remember a vid where some tard followed Kyle around a convention calling him Brad. The reactions were hilarious but sadly I can't find it any more.

Yeah, Kyle tries to intimidate the guy, but just looks like a cuck more than anything else.

I'm surprised he was able to manage a move considering his agoraphobic tendencies.

Avoiding those eggnog ninjas during that time was no easy feat I'm sure.

>Doesn't like going outside.
>Lives in NYC, where they'll ram you up the ass in rent so hard your asshole turns into a waterfall.
>Could literally live anywhere else for way less money and still have an eggnog ninja-free household.

Let's go through and see which one he looks more like.
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He definitely looks most like Bashur out of the 3 mentioned.

Heh, I remember Bashur. My sister and I watched his freak out video. While she felt bad for him, she also realized that loudly screaming "I'M NOT A RAPIST" wasn't the best defense.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

I found the secrets blog and searched for "Rants", and the post didn't come up, so he or someone else probably deleted it at some point. However! The guy who actually wrote/said "I fucking hate Rants" in the video (read: not Kyle) submitted a secret to the blog about the hoopla, and Rants responded. Transcribed here in case the link doesn't work for anyone or w/e:

Spoiler: The dude reaching out to Rants

"I am the guy who both wrote and said the line “I fucking hate Rants." At the time of filming "Shit TGWTG Fans Say” I included that bit on a lark, genuinely believing it would not make it to the final cut. I don’t hate you, Rants. There are things you have done with this site that I have not cared for but that’s as far as it goes. It’s easy to forget how young you (and this fandom) are because I have scarcely any connection with it. I do think that if you are responsible for a site like this you leave yourself open for criticism but I regret that this was the way my concerns came out.

Here’s the thing. Getting older doesn’t mean you’ll never make a mistake. You hope that with age comes the foresight to think before acting, but sometimes you still screw up. That’s part of being human. If I could put the proverbial genie back in the bottle, I would. In lieu of that, I’d much prefer we all just rewind, assume the line was “I fucking hate rants”, lower case “r”, and move on."

Spoiler: Rants's response

"Thank you for coming forward to say something. I have no problem with people having a dislike of me, but when you get down to it, I’m a kid, and an overly sensitive one at that. The TGWTG fandom has been something I’ve loved for years and it’s turned into my “safety” in a way. I looked at the TGWTG people the same way I looked at other celebrities I love; people I would never have contact with, and would admire from afar.

When I got this blog, and it let me talk to one or two producers I thought that was as great as it would get. I can be very mature sometimes, for my age, but I’m still a kid and in a lot of ways I’m still very naive. So when it came out that line was a referance to me? I was shocked, and upset. But as JethroQ* said, this isn’t just about me. It doesn’t just show your dislike of someone random on the web, it shows how you treat the fandom as a whole. Kiss-my-aspergers* said “shooting the messenger is just another way of telling the senders what you REALLY think of them” and I can’t really put it better than that. We may be fans, but we deserve some kind of respect. When you get down to it, we’re all human.

We all make mistakes, me, you, the producers, the people reading this right now. Sometimes those mistakes are far worse than others. And this… Was a pretty big mistake. I suggest we call it even."

*JethroQ and Kiss-My-Aspergers were followers of the Secrets blog who'd sent asks responding directly to the drama, which Rants is referencing here.

Ah, thanks. My heart goes out to Rants, you could tell he was pretty hurt by the whole thing.

What got me was the little comment about "leaving yourself open for criticism". Kyley doesn't seem to get that this applies to him as well. ESPECIALLY when you post shit to a site like TGWTG. He bitches about people calling him out but when he's in the wrong, it apparently takes an entire group of people scolding him to get him to admit fault.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

He was. And I remember a post he made on the TGWTG Secrets blog shortly after interacting with Kyle, talking about how negative the encounter was. And what hurt my heart is, Rants didn't focus on his own hurt feelings, it was more on how he was disappointed someone from the site had the capacity to be so mean, like he was having his very first "This is why I can't put people on a pedestal" moment. What a way to learn your idols are fallible, amirite.

I wish there was more information to show on this. That was Kyle's douchiest moment, even more worse than his feud with Brad. That whole Shit TGWTG Fans Say video was a mess and made them all look like a bunch of ungrateful bastards who don't appreciate their fans. Yeah, they've got some embarrassing fans, but those fans are the reason they earn their money. Don't shit all over them.
Rants was honestly more mature than Kyle ever was about the whole thing.

But at least that stupid video gave us this:

 

[Splendid]

>Doesn't like going outside.
>Lives in NYC, where they'll ram you up the ass in rent so hard your asshole turns into a waterfall.
>Could literally live anywhere else for way less money and still have an eggnog ninja-free household.

Sounds to me like the kind of person who lives in NYC to be with their fellow hipsters.

 

[Echo_Ender]

Kyle is pretty obnoxious as an individual but then again its possible he has some serious 'mental health' problems.

Pretty much everyone associated with CA has serious mental health problems. Seriously.

It didn't get it's "Channel Autism" nickname for no reason...

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Pretty much everyone associated with CA has serious mental health problems. Seriously.

It didn't get it's "Channel Autism" nickname for no reason...

Fun fact, Welshy admitted to being a cutter in one of his a SAW reviews. He said it implicitly, but still.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Pretty much everyone associated with CA has serious mental health problems. Seriously.

It didn't get it's "Channel Autism" nickname for no reason...

What I realize the most about Channel Awesome is that Kickassia was the most stupidest thing and also the best thing that could ever happen to all of the fans. It destroyed the illusion that these guys were badasses, they were fucking 20-40 year olds making a shit movie all together and I think that was the actual thing about the movie that was supposed to be the big point. But the CA team fucked it up by taking in the prideful naive internet kids and this is where it all leads at the end of the day.

 

[Bob Page]

With all this talk about eggnog ninjas, I can't help but think of that one cutscene from C&C Red Alert where a soviet conscript was trying to light a cig when a ninja gets him. Will make an edited version of that cutscene for this thread if y'all want it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

With all this talk about eggnog ninjas, I can't help but think of that one cutscene from C&C Red Alert where a soviet conscript was trying to light a cig when a ninja gets him. Will make an edited version of that cutscene for this thread if y'all want it.

Please do.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Doug is basically Pandora, who opened the box containing all of humanities' disasters onto the world.

And he didn't even try.

 

[The Dude]

I remember seeing this guy in a few reviews where he did a cameo. I remember thinking that he did such a good job seeming like he was a pompous, self-important douche that it must be how he really was, not an act. Looks like I was correct.

There are so few Channel Autism contributors that aren't total sperg. Aside from those who have already been mentioned, like Brad, the only other guy I can think of who is actually good at what he does and isn't a mongo nutjob or rabbis SJW is Brandon Tenold. Aside from Brad, he's the only current CA personality who is enjoyable to watch on his own merits and not for the cringe factor or unintentional humor.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

The Rocked Reviews guy at least seems normal.

 

[GeePee]

Cinema Snob mentioned eggnogs in his latest review.Hmmmm....

 

[Pointless Pedant]

What I realize the most about Channel Awesome is that Kickassia was the most stupidest thing and also the best thing that could ever happen to all of the fans. It destroyed the illusion that these guys were badasses, they were fucking 20-40 year olds making a shit movie all together and I think that was the actual thing about the movie that was supposed to be the big point. But the CA team fucked it up by taking in the prideful naive internet kids and this is where it all leads at the end of the day.

People thought Doug Walker was a bad ass?

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

I remember watching this guy when he first joined, and I actually enjoyed his first few videos thinking he was playing a character of a condescending ass. This explains why he was so good at coming off like one

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Kyle looks like he's closer to being Donut Drake than Angry Pueblo does.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I remember seeing this guy in a few reviews where he did a cameo. I remember thinking that he did such a good job seeming like he was a pompous, self-important douche that it must be how he really was, not an act. Looks like I was correct.

There are so few Channel Autism contributors that aren't total sperg. Aside from those who have already been mentioned, like Brad, the only other guy I can think of who is actually good at what he does and isn't a mongo nutjob or rabbis SJW is Brandon Tenold. Aside from Brad, he's the only current CA personality who is enjoyable to watch on his own merits and not for the cringe factor or unintentional humor.

Bennett the Sage is pretty good and tries to keep apolitical. I always think Bennett would make a good standup comic. Brad, Lupa and Phelous are okay as long as they dont get triggered (Lorne Kates can fuck off through).

 

[UnKillFill]

The comparison to Rocky and Superman were dumb too, because neither of them fell from grace. Superman ascended to greatness once he was removed from Krypton and Rocky achieved it through his grit and determination. Neither of them were aiming to regain a former status, both Supes and Rocky came from mundanity & became pillars of unique greatness of their time.

Not fully sure what conext Lindsay compared Superman and Rocky to Hercules (and I don't care enough to watch).. But Superman Returns and Rocky III respectively have the titular heroes falling from grace/having to regain former glory. Not necessarily defending Lindsay, but I can see how a comparison could be made.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

In the Hercules video Lindsay also went and said how all the Disney characters in the 90s had only clumsiness as their flaws ("a whole decade of Bella Swans", she muses), but iirc correctly, only Hercules and maybe Mulan had that problem? I can't recall the other characters being particularly clumsy in such a manner.

This doesn't really matter but since Lindsay tries nowadays so hard to be seen as "the Disney Expert" in the TGWTG circle, it's funny how easily we can debunk anything she says.

Wow, I guess I didn't realize Aladdin, Quasimodo, and Tarzan were all actually clumsy.