DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DuckSucker]

Okay, I change my mind. I don't know why, but that's it. She's fake. There's no way in hell he would've been able to not mention her for 6 months.

I mean, yeah, this. Because once he's mentioned her, he's been unable to fucking stop mentioning her. Jesus christ, dude is thirsty as hell. I think it's BSV in a wig and DSP is so used to just not paying attention to shit that he doesnt realize. He really is a fucking child when it comes to girls and relationships.

I was gonna check & see how absurdly long the recorded prestream video is... DSP has put up 50+ minute prestreams before, these days they're commonly 40+ minutes. .

But I was initially going to ask how the dude has 40+ minutes of shit to talk about every day during his pre-stream, because it's not like the dude does anything or has an active life, rich with friends, family, lovers and hobbies. Shit I have ADD and routinely take the long way around when I try to get to the point and I still get there faster than the dude.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

If she's real (haha) then there's no way he kept her quiet for the past several months, as evidenced by the embarrassing amount of TMI he's spilling now. That makes me think that something happened recently, and I'm gonna go ahead and speculate that this trip is actually the first time they'll be meeting. Maybe they, I dunno, video chatted 3 times previously, or something stupid like that.

 

[Done]

He probably doesn't warm up his voice before streaming, and doesn't do stuff like drinking warm tea with honey to soothe his voice cords and help them cope with the "workload".

These are all things that people do when they depend on their voice to make a living.

 

[Jmboote]

Plot twist:
He wasn't adressing his detractors, but was afraid that @BSV would do something stupid out of jealousy.

The sequel to Stephen King's "Misery". Phil loses too much money and decides to quit streaming/uploading anything. BSV has other ideas.

BSV: "I'm your number one fan, Phil!"

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

 

[Dragoonism]

I was gonna check & see how absurdly long the recorded prestream video is... DSP has put up 50+ minute prestreams before, these days they're commonly 40+ minutes. BUT WAIT... it wasn't even uploaded at all. How peculiar. Also these Payback views are above average for DSP for such a short period.

He ran his intro music for 12-14 min and then talked until 1:07:00 into the stream!

Okay, I change my mind. I don't know why, but that's it. She's fake. There's no way in hell he would've been able to not mention her for 6 months.

He mention her so much that it sounds like he is trying to convince himself that she exist and he always twist her into how much he needs to keep his house...

Yeah its basically:
The main character - Just his normal voice
A male character - Slightly deeper voice
A female character - Again his normal voice
Kid characters - Slightly higher pitch
Character thats meant to have a foreign accent - Always a german accent for some reason

Thats it. The only other things he does is add slight emotion to what he's reading out, so he'll sound happy or shocked but he won't pour his heart and soul into it and thats his "voice acting" and he'll cry about how much effort he puts into it and how little he receives and how it strains his voice even though he hardly changes his voice for it.

He do more voice acting when he pretends to be a detractor, YT/Google employe/CEO or another YTer.

 

[Windows 98]

Claim that the airline industry should have predicted the World Trade Center terrorist attacks and how to deal with recession that followed and it is all their fault for failing to do so.
Claim he called the traveling agency and said "Your lying, assign this ticket a seat" and they did it immediately because he put up a stand.
He just told the story to warn his younger viewers that might never have traveled in December before and all you have to fix it is call the agency and put up a stand.
The other miscellaneous thing is the new Twitch pet and if you use microtransaction on it he will get a cut of it.
Suggest that people should watch his SF2 while he is away, since its so good.
Claims that everything that comes out on Nintendo Switch will have horrible FPS and it what you get for backing Nintendo.

late but I appreciate these pre-stream summaries. I tried to listen to this one and only made it a few minutes in because of his obnoxious rambling. I feel like I'm listening to senile grandpa telling his stories again when he goes on these tangents. I don't know why he thinks his fans - children no less - want to hear this dumb shit.

. That makes me think that something happened recently, and I'm gonna go ahead and speculate that this trip is actually the first time they'll be meeting. Maybe they, I dunno, video chatted 3 times previously, or something stupid like that.

I agree, considering his "big reveal" to having a girlfriend was only recently now suddenly he can't stop mentioning her? he patted himself on the back for doing such a GREAT JOB keeping her a secret all these months too. five bucks phil is getting strung along ala chris-chan.

 

[AmericFront]

What if DSP claimed detractors use viewbots because his TIHYDP's received little to no views rather than the fact that non-dsp approved TIHYDP's aren't censored like his are

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

He's done that misspelling thing before. Why does he do that? is it some sort of con? I think last time he wrote his name as Phil Burnelli or something weird. This guy is so fucked. I woke up to check twitter and he was talking about sex with his girlfriend. The dude is 35.

Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity or in his case probably laziness. He likely fucked up typing it in like that for his adsense account or something, and is dutifully keeping it consistent. Even if he is a lazy ungrateful fucker he seems to believe he's running his business as legitimately as he can and shit falls out of the sky on him. He's clueless and definitely got his head in the sand to reality, but I don't often see him as malicious. Just selfish and fucking dumb.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I'm starting to think this too. Dude is acting like a 14 year old kid who's just seen a pair of boobs that aren't his moms. He can't fucking resist bragging about anything good in his life. A grown adult, 35 year old man, getting all giddy over a titty pic.

This guy is so fucked. I woke up to check twitter and he was talking about sex with his girlfriend. The dude is 35.

Is any of this really surprising? Phil has ALWAYS acted this way even back to his earliest videos whenever any woman showed up in a game it was always "HOLY SHIT DOOD LOOK AT DEM TITTAYS ACKACKACK!" or "OH MAH GAWD DOOD SHE LOOKS HIDIOUS, WHAT A BUTTERFACE!". I haven't watched much of his more recent stuff so I'm not sure if this is still as extreme as it used to be, but it doesn't take much to find recent equivalents (Horizon Zero Dawn comes to mind) so the fact that deep down he really hasn't changed at all is kind of what I would expect.

 

[Dragoonism]

What if DSP claimed detractors use viewbots because his TIHYDP's received little to no views rather than the fact that non-dsp approved TIHYDP's aren't censored like his are

He has and also claimed that they use bots to dislike his videos!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He hates it when someone else brings up the negative shit he did in the past like the Kingdom Hearts incident and says he's a changed man. But when it's his EVO fourth place and his youtube career, he touts about it like no tomorrow.

Or his Wolverine toy that he's still angry his parents didn't get for him when he was younger. Then next year didn't want it anymore because it was a reprint, wasn't worth as much and all the other kids had one. That and he was no longer into it like he was before. But that doesn't explain why he's still pissed over that.

In other words his reasons change depending on the situation but the butthurt stays.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Okay, I change my mind. I don't know why, but that's it. She's fake. There's no way in hell he would've been able to not mention her for 6 months.

We will know within the next few months, DSP is a a clinical Narcissist so he will flaunt her eventually as he starts to infect her life more & more with his superficial "charm". It's what Narcissists do. If she stays long enough he will turn her into the next Leanna and control everything she does.


My personal opinion is if she is real she is very young and innocent or Naive and has daddy issues or is someone who struggles to find a suitable mate due to her faults/mistakes(drug addict, high mental issues, heavy criminal background). No female around his age or late 20s would consider him as suitable after college or after starting their careers. One thing we can note is he did not mention she had kids and that transportation is hard for her inplying she has none or little. Possible early 20s to 18 years old I'm guessing.

All gross speculation but just from behavioral analysis I feel confident in this assessment.

 

[Schmeckel]

The sequel to Stephen King's "Misery". Phil loses too much money and decides to quit streaming/uploading anything. BSV has other ideas.

BSV: "I'm your number one fan, Phil!"

Holy shit. Could you imagine the "hobbling" scene with Phil's gouty feet?

 

[xWorst_Pon]

He probably doesn't warm up his voice before streaming, and doesn't do stuff like drinking warm tea with honey to soothe his voice cords and help them cope with the "workload".

These are all things that people do when they depend on their voice to make a living.

Oh, he does warm up all right:

Spoiler: Before every stream

 

[Kamatsubu]

If Phil is buying a plane ticket for anyone, why even assume it's his fake girlfriend? It could be that his parents are visiting for Christmas, and he's trying to mask that as some fake girlfriend coming to see him. I mean sure, you could make the argument that Phil always says when his parents are coming to visit, but that would make him sound pathetic compared to some no named girl flying over to visit him on Christmas.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

It could be that his parents are visiting for Christmas

I agree with you that there's no reason to assume there, but to dispel this before someone believes it, iirc he recently said his parents have their own health problems and can't really just up to come out and visit him anymore.

 

[Really Makes You Think]

I'm calling it right now; Phil's gf is a turbo-libcuck. He's spewing word for word "MUH EVIL CORPORATIONS".

 

[Transvaalan]

Let's give Phil one thing, at least ONE THNG. He is absolutely right about how shit the upgrade system for the cars is, and how shit loot boxes are in general.

 

[Kamatsubu]

I agree with you that there's no reason to assume there, but to dispel this before someone believes it, iirc he recently said his parents have their own health problems and can't really just up to come out and visit him anymore.

If they were pre-existing health problems though it didn't stop them from coming to clean his entire house for him so even that can carry an air of skepticism to it. If people want to believe in the girlfriend thing then I'm not saying you can't, but all signs point to it being fake to me from the very second he started bringing it up. However, I guess we'll see what happens. I think that if the girl actually exists Phil won't be able to resist showing her off on stream or with a vlog just like with Leanna. If instead he gives every reason under the sun why he can't even show her in the same room with him at all then I think that's all the proof needed to call it out as being bogus.

I also tend to follow the philosophy that outside of Phil's shitty financial situation whenever Phil says anything the opposite is usually the truth.