Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If you like that, you should read his rants about the Superior Future. There was a time he even advocated for eugenics because those evil Republican troglodytes are the only thing standing between him and having society's elites beam moon wheat into his basement.

"The world isn't made better by..."
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(up to part 3 now, still laughing)
 
Oh, just wait and see what's coming soon. (This also goes to most everyone here.)
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Please, just keep whizzing on the concept of cinema.
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People are cold and starving in the streets, but please, tell me more about Oscar Bait movies.
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When the local DSA chapter's dunking on him, you know he dun fucked up.
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> @SteelPlatedHeart is posting screencaps (Luv u fam, tks.)
> Bob's tweeting this.

tfw you think you're in the Dobson thread.
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Actually I wonder if Bob knows about Langston Hughes and hates him. Because:

Let America be America again.
Let it be the dream it used to be.
Let it be the pioneer on the plain
Seeking a home where he himself is free.

(America never was America to me.)

Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed--
Let it be that great strong land of love
Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme
That any man be crushed by one above.

(It never was America to me.)

O, let my land be a land where Liberty
Is crowned with no false patriotic wreath,
But opportunity is real, and life is free,
Equality is in the air we breathe.

(There's never been equality for me,
Nor freedom in this "homeland of the free.")

Say, who are you that mumbles in the dark?
And who are you that draws your veil across the stars?

I am the poor white, fooled and pushed apart,
I am the Negro bearing slavery's scars.
I am the red man driven from the land,
I am the immigrant clutching the hope I seek--
And finding only the same old stupid plan
Of dog eat dog, of mighty crush the weak.

I am the young man, full of strength and hope,
Tangled in that ancient endless chain
Of profit, power, gain, of grab the land!
Of grab the gold! Of grab the ways of satisfying need!
Of work the men! Of take the pay!
Of owning everything for one's own greed!

I am the farmer, bondsman to the soil.
I am the worker sold to the machine.
I am the Negro, servant to you all.
I am the people, humble, hungry, mean--
Hungry yet today despite the dream.
Beaten yet today--O, Pioneers!
I am the man who never got ahead,
The poorest worker bartered through the years.

Yet I'm the one who dreamt our basic dream
In the Old World while still a serf of kings,
Who dreamt a dream so strong, so brave, so true,
That even yet its mighty daring sings
In every brick and stone, in every furrow turned
That's made America the land it has become.
O, I'm the man who sailed those early seas
In search of what I meant to be my home--
For I'm the one who left dark Ireland's shore,
And Poland's plain, and England's grassy lea,
And torn from Black Africa's strand I came
To build a "homeland of the free."

The free?

Who said the free? Not me?
Surely not me? The millions on relief today?
The millions shot down when we strike?
The millions who have nothing for our pay?
For all the dreams we've dreamed
And all the songs we've sung
And all the hopes we've held
And all the flags we've hung,
The millions who have nothing for our pay--
Except the dream that's almost dead today.

O, let America be America again--
The land that never has been yet--
And yet must be--the land where every man is free.
The land that's mine--the poor man's, Indian's, Negro's, ME--
Who made America,
Whose sweat and blood, whose faith and pain,
Whose hand at the foundry, whose plow in the rain,
Must bring back our mighty dream again.

Sure, call me any ugly name you choose--
The steel of freedom does not stain.
From those who live like leeches on the people's lives,
We must take back our land again,
America!

O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath--
America will be!

Out of the rack and ruin of our gangster death,
The rape and rot of graft, and stealth, and lies,
We, the people, must redeem
The land, the mines, the plants, the rivers.
The mountains and the endless plain--
All, all the stretch of these great green states--
And make America again!

Sounds like something that would give Bob hives.
 
OK, clearly he doesn't get the actual historical parallels to his "gas the plebs" rants, but I can think of a couple of Marvel villains that had the same schtick. Including at least one who believed mutants were "unevolved" and wanted to kill them all for the benefit of, yes, a superior future ...

I'd say "doesn't he realize?" but it's become increasingly clear that, no, he doesn't realize. What an odious little goblin.
 
Which journalists has Bobby helped to "get their voice heard"? I thought it is the job of journalists to get someone's voice heard, not the other way round?
 
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Oh, just wait and see what's coming soon. (This also goes to most everyone here.)
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Please, just keep whizzing on the concept of cinema.
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People are cold and starving in the streets, but please, tell me more about Oscar Bait movies.
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When the local DSA chapter's dunking on him, you know he dun fucked up.
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> @SteelPlatedHeart is posting screencaps (Luv u fam, tks.)
> Bob's tweeting this.

tfw you think you're in the Dobson thread.
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Fucking destroyed.
 
Let's start with sperging about The Addams Family.
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So, are you donating to charity or doing voulenteer work like any other Superior American?
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Hey, I like it.
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I'd never thought I'd see the day Bob try to white knight Jennifer Lawrence.
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"Success"
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Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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I know right? Fruits and nuts are gross.
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Which socioeconomic group was Bob supposed to hate again? The Addams family aren't of the unwashed plebian masses but the enlightened elites. And again, for someone wanting to purge at least a third of his country's population getting upset about consequence free murder is quite odd.
 
Let's start with sperging about The Addams Family.
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So, are you donating to charity or doing voulenteer work like any other Superior American?
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Hey, I like it.
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I'd never thought I'd see the day Bob try to white knight Jennifer Lawrence.
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"Success"
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Sharp as a marble, Bob.
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I know right? Fruits and nuts are gross.
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Actually, this brings up a good point. Has Bob ever donated to charity, or helped out at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen or food bank?

Has fucking any of his associates, other than donate to one another's crowdfunding campaigns?

I ask because it would explain why they got so pissed when GG donated well over 600 grand to various charities in 2014.
 
Okay, he’d better not be talking shit about the Addams Family movies. And in a way that shows he once again doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.
For some reason he’s comparing them to the rednecks from House of 1000 Corpses (because they live in a spooky house I guess?) so at least the latter half is definitely the case.
 
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