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Going to try and finish the original Star Wars trilogy this week. I always get halfway through Empire before real life demands my attention elsewhere, and I have trouble getting back into the movie midway. It's worse than the Godfather. It's weird but I used to be big into Star Wars as a kid even though I never watched the movies.

Saw Force Awakens in theaters and thought it was good, if derivative. Saw Phantom Menace when I was a kid at home sick from school and I hated it.
 
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Wonder if screenshots of dogfag tough guy whom I've met on pornolab (russian torrent tracker) would be of interest to anyone. We talked briefly, but, by god, is he dumb (tho I am also dumb, cause I wrote him in the first place cause his comment along the lines of "all the girls online who claim to be into porn are guys cause I've met zero real girls who watch porn" irritated me). I'll translate screenshot content, of course.
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Hope example screenshot link works.
 
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My street shitter Uber driver literally did not understand me telling them three fucking times “I am at Target (xyz description of my sexy self,and what I was wearing)
After I got in, watching them circle the lot five times on the map,I fully understood not only were they fucking stupid, a universal translator would not help the situation.


I said this hilarious bit about how I was from South Carolina and had to “change my accent” because no one understood me around here.

So many of my quips and jokes are wasted because I live and shop in an ethnic slum.


There is always at least one deranged looking fuck that looks like Mr Diktovich from the Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy at McDonalds barking some angry shit at a table full of polish mafia fucks.
Everything they say sounds angry and harsh, I miss those southern babes loads.

A fuck who looks exactly like this
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said some rude shit to me and I was all “Motherfucker I will kill you and sleep like a baby in lockup”
At this point I’d even want to hear a filthy chav scum chick for some variety.


I don’t even feel bad about shoplifting and doing other shady shit around here anymore.
At this point I feel invincible.
 
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A Hot Pizza said:
DON'T LEAVE US!
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Imma just focus on quality, not quantity for a bit.
Never forget addicts always relapse.

I saw a woman buying pregnancy tests at a Dollar Tree.
I think, if you’ve found yourself in that position, you can safely assume that you probably fucked up the birth control reeeeeeal bad and you should head out for one of those free abortions I heard about on Rush Limbaugh back in 1992.
 
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Morose_Obesity said:
I saw a woman buying pregnancy tests at a Dollar Tree.
I think, if you’ve found yourself in that position, you can safely assume that you probably fucked up the birth control reeeeeeal bad and you should head out for one of those free abortions I heard about on Rush Limbaugh back in 1992.
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I thought you got a free Cadillac and a million dollars for pumping out a baby.
 
I fucking hate it when sellers cancel orders on ebay. Got a giftcard to order something for Christmas from my parents, placed my order paid in full, then a week later I'm told the order was cancelled. So now, I'm not getting my stuff and I apparently chucked the card afterwards as I can't find it. Luckily it was the last thing I ordered, so if I wait a couple of weeks it should be no big deal when I go to order something else since the data is saved. But seriously, who waits a week to cancel an order especially when there's multiple copies of the movie I was buying!? Or what, did you sit on your asses so long you realized it wouldn't make it to me on time?
 
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I had this bizarre “We really ARE living in the future” moment last night when I saw how many people were streaming mundane or just weird Irl channels on Twitch.
I saw a few people doing “Asmr” stuff, more than a few scrawny/skinny fat Filipino guys doing nothing, people at bars, etc.

I feel like these “incels” could socialize with girls this way and be less hateful.


One chick I watch sometimes is like a 15/10 fitness type Irish chick and even she gets insecure.
 
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Almost-8-in-the-morning-and-not-sleeping thought (:autism: alert):
Thank heavens that we'll never have japanese version of IT. Cause even their unintentionally* creepy clown villains are bad enough
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and their horror movies are disturbing as fuck, so who knows what can it lead to...

*I am pretty sure that guy was supposed to be a goofy perv, nothing more. But he literally gets over the schoolgirl just cause she is young (leaves older female victim cause of that), and he assumes clown form specifically for that, and besides that, he is not just any clown, but a trap
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I can't stand how Adam Driver looks and I'm amazed that he has female fans who are really into him. He looks so weird.
 
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