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Why? It's not like any of it was achievable for him to begin with.
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Umm, Carnosaur?
Please, let this be the movie that kills capeshit. I'll sell my soul.
So I had sex, saw The Disaster Artist and had pizza all while high off my balls, and Bob's failing to shame the head of Patreon while he loses money.
(Highly recommend playing this as you read the following tweets.)
Please, let this be the movie that kills capeshit. I'll sell my soul.
So I had sex, saw The Disaster Artist and had pizza all while high off my balls, and Bob's failing to shame the head of Patreon while he loses money.
(Highly recommend playing this as you read the following tweets.)
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"How dare those evil patreon Fascists take away the money I use to buy hot pockets!"
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That.....doesn't sound like Bob's describing Onslaught at all. I imagine Bob trying to explain capeshit plots is something that you somehow walk away knowing less.
I barely know what the fuck he's talking about with "re-writing of alternate realities" and I read Onslaught. Is he referring to the fake world Franklin Richards was holding the F4 and Avengers characters in after fighting Onslaught? The fuck was the "re-writing"? The fuck are the "realities" he's talking about?
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Kyria the Great
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At least Bob is describing his impending onslaught losing all those loose dollars which honestly are probably a large chunk of his Patreon dollars.
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This is still an egregious error by society.
Kyria the Great
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At least take comfort in the fact that Brad Jones is getting almost as much money with less than half of the supporters that Bob has meaning that Bob's supporters might give 2.5-3 dollars on average, while Brad's supporters give 5.5-6 dollars on average. In the end it is the choice between the McDonalds' dollar menu vs. the Steak and Shake meal, take your pick.
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But Bob, I thought you had worked hard to secure your job in the superior future.
Guess you'll soon be another unemployed white guy, huh?
Yes! Thank you! I'm like, "what the hell is he on about..." I mean nothing he says even matches up WITH THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE! The only thing accurate in his "summation" is the team up at the end - because of course it was, it was a mega comic crossover event which ALWAYS has team ups.
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The motherfucker thinks they'll do the Onslaught storyline DESPITE THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE, AND ITS OWN SYNOPSIS SAYING OTHERWISE.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME, BOB!?
Just one look on Wikipedia, and he could have avoided making himself look like a jackass. And even then he still missed some details from Onslaught. The fact that Onslaught didn't become that powerful until he left the astral plane, and also the fact that Onslaught is a creation of Xavier's darkest thoughts, and frustrations. Not his own ego.
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You don't really need to be in good standing to dunk on The Game Awards, but Bob can't even manage that.
Jesus, even UPS hates Bob.
"Literally ruined Christmas".
I'm fucking crying.
Jesus, even UPS hates Bob.
"Literally ruined Christmas".
I'm fucking crying.
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I can’t tell if he’s shit-talking Kojima or not. His need to use such pretentious wording makes him almost impossible to understand.
And he reviews superhero movies for a living.
And he reviews superhero movies for a living.
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Surprising absolutely nobody, hipster welfare recipients cannot wrap their heads around a service deincentivizing transactions that cost them more than the actual processing fee. I imagine if any of them left the house, they would be confused by local bodegas not allowing you to make single digit credit/debit purchases as well.
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"Today hipsters, we're going to learn about Sales Tax..."
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Does this fat tub of shit realize that the main villain in first Toxic Avenger film was basically himself in Nazi paint?
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You could just, I dunno, get a job instead of relying on Patreon like a parasite?"Literally ruined Christmas".
I'm fucking crying.
Then again, I wonder who would want to hire these emotionally unstable idiots.
Lensherr
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Shit, now I like Chris Pratt even more.So Chris Pratt is getting skewered because he revealed he loves hunting. Will Bob turn on Star-Lord?
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Should be interesting to see how this purge will impact the usual suspects.
Maybe they’ll jump ship to Asspatreon.
The Wwwyzzerdd
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This idiot probably deserves his own thread here soon.
Remember folks this guy was writing G I Joe. And this was how he approached 9/11. Well done! Also what Bob fails to realize is IDW pulled a brilliant move in getting rid of this ass clown. Hasbro wanted him gone. They wanted his comics pulped. But they didn’t want anymore controversy connected to their G I Joe brand. So IDW did the following. They promoted him to give him a new Solo series, changing the name of his book from a G I Joe title to a spin-off “Scarlett’s Strike Force” an all female progressive left SJWified team! (And they piled a few other far left problem children creatives onto the book as well) Notice how the title didn’t say G I Joe anywhere. They then solicited the new book, forbid Aubrey from even talking about it due to his poor social media skills. Then they cancelled the book before orders even closed on the first issue due to “low sales” effectively leaving Aubrey and his cronies unemployed as they are work for hire contractors and the unpublished books effectively destroyed. His ass is history, and he specifically didn’t get fired for writing G I Joe.
So a little :late: and a little
fftopic: but this fuckin guy.I listen to a lot of podcasts. I like having background noise on when I do things. Old podcast I listened to was two guys reading short fantasy stories they would write in a week based on a prompt, and this fuckin guy guested on... I think three episodes because he knew on of the hosts.
They shoot the shit before the story, talk about what's been going on, and a host talks about getting a bad edible and throwing up. This fuckin guy writes that into his story; his whole fantasy story became about how one guy couldn't handle his pot and threw up, dooming an entire civilization. That seems like a pretty shitty thing to do to a "friend".
I was gonna say "at least Bob doesn't put his friends on blast like that" but then I realized it was because bob doesn't have friends. THEN I remember that Bob DOES have friends, but all he does to them is cover up their sexual assaults.
link1234
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I don't know much about his politics but Chris Pratt does seem to be a bit away from the social justice stuff unlike a lot of vocal people in Hollywood. This is one moment I liked.
https://twitter.com/prattprattpratt/status/781647933540212736?lang=en
https://archive.is/vInL4
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Shhh! Don't tell any one but Pratt is actually a Right/Libertarian 2nd Amendment supporter. But he is primarily fairly low key about politics being the type of actor who feels Nobody Should Be Asking Actors For Political Leadership or Comentary
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