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The only gofundme I'd ever fund in this matter is for that teacher's retirement fund. Goddamn she deserves it for putting operation "Couchblock" into action, and saving that classroom.
Inactive William Edward Atchison / FuckYou - The Couch Cuck
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Rename William Edward Atchison to Tucker the Couch Cucker.
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I can just imagine his life in hell right now. There is a poster of his waifu Lindsey in the distance and the only way he could touch the poster is if he could get through Satan's couch.
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Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
The sofa is the furniture of freedom.
The sofa is the furniture of freedom.
Picked a better picture provided kindly by @VoidMachine
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Edgy pictures he took of himself:
Source (requires an account to view): http://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t4893p60-murderers-taking-edgy-pictures
Source (requires an account to view): http://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t4893p60-murderers-taking-edgy-pictures
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It would be edgy except everything is soft through the shitty camera quality blur. 
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Soooooo..... CouchJester ?
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I like how Toren's reeeing about how terrible we are while every post is "rest in piss, you degenerate kid-killing fuck."
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Kiwifarms could literally cure both cancer and AIDS at the same time and they'd REEEE about something we did.
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I'm sure most people didn't even know what he did on *this* site.
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Everything about this reeks "delet this".
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Probably about how we introduced AIDS in the first place.
And speaking of Toren, how's Phil dealing with the tragedy?
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Does anyone actually fire a gun sideways like that or is it just something speds and wannabe gangstas do.
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There's nothing worse than a guy who kills kids because he's butthurt.
I just hope that at the end when he got cucked by a couch, and stood there alone in a building full of kids he couldn't shoot, he realized how stupid he is. I hope he stood there and wished he hadn't done it. I hope he wished he had put off the plan. I hope he knew that he blew his chance at life. And I hope he knew that he even failed at failing. What a POS.
My thoughts go out to the families of the kids. I was heartbroken to see that the boy had just transferred to the school.
I just hope that at the end when he got cucked by a couch, and stood there alone in a building full of kids he couldn't shoot, he realized how stupid he is. I hope he stood there and wished he hadn't done it. I hope he wished he had put off the plan. I hope he knew that he blew his chance at life. And I hope he knew that he even failed at failing. What a POS.
My thoughts go out to the families of the kids. I was heartbroken to see that the boy had just transferred to the school.
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I think we need to go shopping on Amazon for which couch or sofa that does perfect for the job in order to put this in proper effect for the special needs shooter. Either way, don't know any suggestions.
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So many of these mass shooters wish they were the next Elliot Rodgers, Dylan Roof, or Columbine shooters but the truth is most mass shootings have few casualties (if any at all) and the national public tends to forgot about them a few days after it hits the news.
In the end...
No one gives a fuck about their manifesto.
No one will remember their name after a week.
No true crime girls will fetishize them because they have bigger criminals to focus on.
The community affected by it are more focused on the victims and trying to heal the trauma rather than remembering this asshole.
They fail at mass shooting just like they probably failed at everything else in life.
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Artist's rendition of the final moments
JoannaBaileyMeeki
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Its sad that three had to die all because yawning poketard is a racist fat faggot
Because I read there was no gun just a fat poketard called yawning snesial tripping over the feet it can't see and falling causing a massive quake
Because I read there was no gun just a fat poketard called yawning snesial tripping over the feet it can't see and falling causing a massive quake
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