Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[MysteryWoman]

O one more thing though before i actually have to get off and get some things done around here, if and i say if something doesnt happen that is suppose to happen and Null knows what i mean, then more info will be dripping out atleast to Null then i actually wanted to begin with.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

Even though this thread has gotten quite ridiculous, ive checked into KiwiFarms as much in these last few days than I do usually for an entire month.

Alright let's hear it @MysteryWoman

Not because I believe you, purely for the entertainment.

 

[Fernando Vidal]

I, for one, believe this mystery woman.

Getting dicked-down by a real man must've been a huge revelation for Leanna.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

If @MysteryWoman is legit, that's honestly kind of heartless even towards DSP. The guy is a scumbag but he deserves at least a little privacy, not some cunt that he trusts who spills he beans on some forum.

Did you date him for the lulz? That's kind of stupid.

Edit: I didn't know we were still going with this escort story. If it's the escort, then it would be pretty hilarious in all honestly.

If it's someone he thought was a gf, then that's a different story.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Could be Phil himself trying to gain more sympathy points by going "look at my detractors pretending to be my girlfriend" to his fans. A stretch but he's been very self-critical in past playing jackbox games, so this somewhat scathing post I'll just consider like a parody for now.

Also have no idea how @Null could verify anything about it

That one is simple to answer, "I Love Farming" you know where to check for my farming habbits

 

[SilkyEnigma]

If @MysteryWoman is legit, that's honestly kind of heartless even towards DSP.

Did you date him for the lulz? That's kind of stupid.

No, she's an escort. She dated him for the money. As much as DSP throws people's person shit out on a video, its about time g gets a taste of his own medicine.

If this is real.

 

[Null]

I can't actually verify her story but I know who she is with certainty. Her story is credible, i.e. not completely impossible, I just can't say that the events described actually transpired. Though, if Phil displeases this person any further, we may actually obtain such evidence -- which would be funny.

 

[MysteryWoman]

I can't actually verify her story but I know who she is with certainty. I just can't say that the events described actually transpired, though if Phil displeases this person we may actually obtain such evidence -- which would be funny.

o you can definitely count on that if I dont fucking get what I'm suppose to get you can count on that if he even lives to tell the story after. im not one to fuck with when it comes to my damn cash :$

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I can't actually verify her story but I know who she is with certainty. I just can't say that the events described actually transpired, though if Phil displeases this person we may actually obtain such evidence -- which would be funny.

So they are who they say they are, meaning they were actually with Phil? Or was that also unverifiable?

 

[Null]

So they are who they say they are, meaning they were actually with Phil? Or was that also unverifiable?

She is who she says she is and it is very possible she is not lying. That's all I can say.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Looks like things just got a whole lot more interesting around here...

 

[CausticMinory]

Dunno why he even played Okami HD. It's Japanese it's longer than 10 hours, and it's considered a "Weeb game"

Unless it's cause of autism, him being a hypocrite, or he thinks playing it will give him back all the patrons he lost when he first banned those games.

 

[BeanieGuy]

That one is simple to answer, "I Love Farming" you know where to check for my farming habbits

Why should we believe you? It was kinda obvious you were trolling us with all those tweets

 

[Xenomorph]

Please let Christmas come early around here

 

[SilkyEnigma]

She is who she says she is and it is very possible she is not lying. That's all I can say.

The plot just fucking thickened guys...

 

[DarkSydePundit]

o you can definitely count on that if I dont fucking get what I'm suppose to get you can count on that if he even lives to tell the story after. im not one to fuck with when it comes to my damn cash :$

AHAHAHAHAHA LET THIS BE REAL I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

[ThePlagueTND]

If only there was some way to verify everything 100 percent...like photographic evidence with DSP.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Im off to make me a coffee and some breakfast, enjoy the evening or day wherever you are located offcourse.

 

[TheGoutinator]

Either the real deal or some poorly edited screenshots incoming.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Either the real deal or some poorly edited screenshots incoming.

I swear to God if the back taxes shit was an excuse to pay off a debt to a hooker, I will have a heart attack.