Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Drip Feed]

Remember the EMERGENREE streams before every break he took? That's how he paid the first two. He's probably trying to pay this one with his Save Da House drive.

That'd be so fucked up if come January's vlog, he drops the "so me and my girlfriend wasn't working out and she wont moving in with me".

It would be rather odd for him to drop that about an escort anyway, unless it's in the girlfriend experience bundle to say things like "maybe one day i could move in with you" and he took it literal, but ill go with the former and believe he'll make an Emergency vlog stating its off but thanks for the money dummys.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

That'd be so fucked up if come January's vlog, he drops the "so me and my girlfriend wasn't working out and she wont moving in with me".

It would be rather odd for him to drop that about an escort anyway, unless it's in the girlfriend experience bundle to say things like "maybe one day i could move in with you" and he took it literal, but ill go with the former and believe he'll make an Emergency vlog stating its off but thanks for the money dummys.

Wouldn't put it past the little guy to #1 buy a girlfriend experience and be so damned pathetic he falls for her because he confuses basic intimacy with actual chemistry, or #2 play up a tiny tax situation that really did come up then use the funds to pay some escort all while going over his expected budget and crying for help under some lie.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

I am sure he could have been: "hey, I really need help with some christmas decorations and stuff, can you come and help?" and that is probably enough if she does not know his real history.

Seems unlikely seeing as the girl in the photo is maintaining the same pose for 2 shots from different angles.
The girl must've known that muliple photos were taken of her so sadly, no "creepy-stalker-Phil" photos here

 

[neger psykolog]

I know we should stop giving her anymore attention without evidence, but this shit is just pure funny.

That tweet appears to have been deleeted.

 

[PL 879]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

 

[PieceofShet]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

Very good point.
And as I mentioned earlier, looks like she is wearing a christmas hat on that pic.

 

[Near]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

B-but muh stunning and brave kiwileaker

Really though, it's another case of "i'm a leaker and can confirm Phil is worse than Hitler but i also conveniently can't confirm jack shit."

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

That tweet appears to have been deleeted.

Possible he made promises to pay up. I'm sure he was awake.

There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

Just as entertaining. The only thing that bugs me is when people put their expectations on the situation. You can't wish for the worst possible outcome for a guy and then be pissed it turned out it was someone else having a laugh.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

Im having fun with it, think of it this way Phil is gonna be mighty bothered by this and that makes lols for us.

 

[PrincessHomura]

The last few days, the only thing I've realised is "No wonder everyone kept calling Phil's detractors the Autistic Illuminati".

 

[neger psykolog]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

I'm still honestly 50/50 on this.

The first thing to realize, is that if all this is true, then there is no way Phil is exceptional enough to continuously piss off this lady.

I feel the only time we're going to be able to know more is when Phil talks about his girlfriend again or reveals her. Keep in mind he already said that things are "on hold" with her because of his tax situation (which is stupid enough by itself).

 

[Drip Feed]

Bullshit.
All of that story is just expounded upon public knowledge, but the piece that really gives it away is the picture frame.
"I'm not sure which picture it is...if it's me or Leanna."
I would be able to tell if it was a picture I had taken with somebody even at a quick glance based on general features, clothing, hats, positioning.
This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.
People are lead so easily by the fucking nose.
There's humor to be had when Phil gets baited, but it appears to be the inverse of that going on here.

Thats why i feel come sunday/monday, She would have stopped posting because he will have magically paid up and that'll be the last of it, its all too convenient how she magically found a place to vent here, and how her tweets went from smiles n rainbows to pay up bitch mode.

People want it to be real and i guess thats whats being latched onto.

 

[Xenomorph]

Werent we just told not to sperg about whether or not we think this person is real or not ? None of us know for sure, sit back relax and admire the shitshow and have a laugh.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think another thing to look at is both sides of the stories. We've heard her side, and what do we know about Phil's side?

• Says for months that breakup with Leanna was mutual
• Slowly switches tone to blaming her
• Complains constantly about being lonely
• Mentions having a girlfriend out of the blue
• Mentions of girlfriend form an extremely inconsistent timeline
• Becomes super defensive/insecure about girlfriend
• Starts to get flack about having a huge house to himself when he's supposedly struggling financially
  • I believe this is the point when the girlfriend suddenly appeared
• Makes a video repeatedly mentioning the "girlfriend" in a very, very peculiar way
• Hasn't managed to move out most/any of Leanna's stuff (including photos)
  • I really have to ask, what woman would go out with a guy with a locked room filled with their ex girlfriends stuff?
• Seems to take the issue of flight delays extremely badly to the extreme that he apparently got a headache
• Shows 3 photos of his girlfriend in what look like extremely awkwardly posed positions
• Mentions how his girlfriend supposedly has no online profile and doesn't want anything to do with his online shit yet still goes ahead and mentions enough detail about her to fuel autism
  • What woman would even be ok with that?

Whichever angle you look at this from, and whether the escort story is true or not, there is something definitely bizarre about Phil's "girlfriend". And it's not like this shit just happened after the escort/mystery woman thing started, people have been saying this since day 1. Phil has been nowhere near consistent with his story.

One thing is certain: Phil is the one that opened up the door for all of this speculation. If he'd kept his mouth shut then maybe it wouldn't be such an issue.

Werent we just told not to sperg about whether or not we think this person is real or not ? None of us know for sure, sit back relax and admire the shitshow and have a laugh.

Its perfectly fine to speculate on whether she is real/true & honest or not. The issue was with people 'demanding' she post xyz as evidence.

If the story is true then any evidence she does post would most likely prove it 100% which she isn't intending to doing unless the payment issue isn't' settled.

And to be clear it wouldn't be an issue in general, its just that in this very specific situation it was established why she wasn't going to share further information unless she was unhappy. That's her decision to make.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Something I noticed and if true I'm sure someone can comfirm.

Its a small detail, but what adds credibility to me is the mention of fast food. Im not sure which Trying It with the King it was, but Phil had an entireally actual meal just off screen of the entire meal he was trying.

He's also almost lways made two meals during his cooking segments, two bacon sandwiches/etc.

That's not a detail you would pick up just from scanning his tweets/streams as a troll.

The real question is, did he make her call him The King in bed?

 

[Suspicious Man]

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[Near]

I think another thing to look at is both sides of the stories. We've heard her side, and what do we know about Phil's side?

• Says for months that breakup with Leanna was mutual
• Slowly switches tone to blaming her
• Complains constantly about being lonely
• Mentions having a girlfriend out of the blue
• Mentions of girlfriend form an extremely inconsistent timeline
• Becomes super defensive/insecure about girlfriend
• Starts to get flack about having a huge house to himself when he's supposedly struggling financially
  • I believe this is the point when the girlfriend suddenly appeared
• Makes a video repeatedly mentioning the "girlfriend" in a very, very peculiar way
• Hasn't managed to move out most/any of Leanna's stuff (including photos)
  • I really have to ask, what woman would go out with a guy with a locked room filled with their ex girlfriends stuff?
• Seems to take the issue of flight delays extremely badly to the extreme that he apparently got a headache
• Shows 3 photos of his girlfriend in what look like extremely awkwardly posed positions
• Mentions how his girlfriend supposedly has no online profile and doesn't want anything to do with his online shit yet still goes ahead and mentions enough detail about her to fuel autism
  • What woman would even be ok with that?

Whichever angle you look at this from, and whether the escort story is true or not, there is something definitely bizarre about Phil's "girlfriend". And it's not like this shit just happened after the escort/mystery woman thing started, people have been saying this since day 1. Phil has been nowhere near consistent with his story.

One thing is certain: Phil is the one that opened up the door for all of this speculation. If he'd kept his mouth shut then maybe it wouldn't be such an issue.



Its perfectly fine to speculate on whether she is real/true & honest or not. The issue was with people 'demanding' she post xyz as evidence.

If the story is true then any evidence she does post would most likely prove it 100% which she isn't intending to doing unless the payment issue isn't' settled.

And to be clear it wouldn't be an issue in general, its just that in this very specific situation it was established why she wasn't going to share further information unless she was unhappy. That's her decision to make.

I also wanna point out the timeline of the pics on his instagram. That also seems to have subtly indicated when he could have got in contact.
For some time after the breakup he would post these really pathetic selfies with that sad "pity me pls" face like the infamous long sleeves one.

Then sometime roughly around a month or two ago he started taking more serious pics where he looks more confident. Either way he may be lying again. Who would have fucking thought

 

[Bryan Dunn]

And then he suppose to have bad credit if that was true then why spend so much on things you

Hey @Null color me Optimistic but alot of the spell errors remind me of @BSV and @Whale Kermin

Check possibly?

 

[Xenomorph]

Trust but Verify.

You're a faggot LARPER til you can provide some creditible connection between you and DSP.

Do you have any recent logs or DMs you can share? Archived fb conversations? Etc? Maybe some text messages etc. Not trying to sound a-loggy here but that's alot of storytelling and not alot of sources. I've been burned too many times just jumping the gun on Too Good to be True shit like this.

And just like that, the autism arrived

 

[HG 400]

Trust but Verify.

You're a faggot LARPER til you can provide some creditible connection between you and DSP.

Do you have any recent logs or DMs you can share? Archived fb conversations? Etc? Maybe some text messages etc. Not trying to sound a-loggy here but that's alot of storytelling and not alot of sources. I've been burned too many times just jumping the gun on Too Good to be True shit like this.

LITERALLY TWO POSTS AFTER THE BIG CUCKPOCKET POST ABOUT NOT BEING A STUPID FAGGOT DEMANDING PROOF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TINY NIGGER MIND, BRIAN DUNN, YOU GIGANTIC SPASTIC