Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[neger psykolog]

Apparently people do wish to consider questions and hypotheses I and others have offered on another platform, which I have utilized since there is a striking similarity between Phil's forums and this subforum recently when it comes to groupthink.
Your use of "snowflake" while sounding supremely defensive is most amusing.

Ok and besides asking for a photo and saying that the photo is a missing piece of key evidence so far, what exactly is your hypothesis my fellow supreme gentleman?

Your Twitter posts implied that the Twitter account in question only has a backstory which is a few months in length, which isn't even correct?

So tell us please, what's the most supreme hypothesis you have about this? You know, being that you clearly haven't even researched the Twitter account in question properly?

Surely you went the extra route and plugged the Twitter account into another site to see what OS/device was used to send tweets? That's why you're asking a valid and logical question about how the user may have changed Phone/Device recently? Or noticed that the inactivity of the Twitter account came after an announcement of pregnancy?

If all you've got to say in summary is "there isn't enough evidence to draw a 100% conclusion on this matter" then you're saying the exact same thing as everyone else has been on this thread? Or what's the 'supreme' hypothesis my friend?

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

>Fred isn't going to WA in a wig

How can you be sure about that, hm?

 

[Sparkletor]

I thought this was like GTA where you can get a hooker, fuck her, then run her over and get your money back. Bugged prostitute mechanics...

 

[AmericFront]

Can't wait for Phil's sex tape leak

Run time 00:45

more like 00:25

Apparently people do wish to consider questions and hypotheses I and others have offered on another platform, which I have utilized since there is a striking similarity between Phil's forums and this subforum recently when it comes to groupthink.
Your use of "snowflake" while sounding supremely defensive is most amusing.

You sure you're not just as desperate to find another SOK or another Fred Fuchs?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I'm a fan of yours already, my son.

Take your hateboner for @SirJamesDTech to DMs. How are you not halah'd yet?

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Really running the risk of going off-topic venting beliefs of an unsubstantiated story. For what it's worth I suggest treating it as exactly that for now, a story, which may or may not turn out to be accurate.

There's things which add up and make sense while there's other things which don't seem to add up. But time WILL tell how much authenticity there is to this. Daft bickering over it imo.

Not trying to backseat moderate but rather just prevent what looks like an inevitable back-and-forth between "believers" and "non-believers".

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Really running the risk of going off-topic venting beliefs of an unsubstantiated story. For what it's worth I suggest treating it as exactly that for now, a story, which may or may not turn out to be accurate.

There's things which add up and make sense while there's other things which don't seem to add up. But time WILL tell how much authenticity there is to this. Daft bickering over it imo.

Not trying to backseat moderate but rather just prevent what looks like an inevitable back-and-forth between "believers" and "non-believers".

I agree. If you take even a second to question any of this autistic bullshit, it looks like spergs come out of the woodwork frothing at the mouth defending their speculation as fact.Simply questioning specifics seems to send certain people into a tizzy.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Lol all of you calm down. you all look like you're eating at each other, some of you are tbh.

We all are getting antsy over the possibility of a Best DSP Arc ever. Everyone take 5, go play with your dog or some shit and relax.

 

[Xenomorph]

Can't wait for Phil's sex tape leak

Snort thrust snort thrust snort
Rolls over
"Was it good for you?"
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Thrusting?
WRONG
Pfffft he just lays there like a dead fish and he would still be out of breath and honking

 

[carolburnett]

All I've ever said is people shouldn't believe this 100% in full and that I am content to wait it out and see what happens.
And that, it appears, is what all of you will be doing until that January deadline.

And water is wet. If that's all you keep posting about in here, it doesn't add much fun and it gets boring real fast because it feels like you just post it so you can flaunt how you never fell into the bullshit if this all turns out to be a hoax rather than add anything interesting or thought provoking to the thread.

However, if you want to posit some theories for Mr. Toad's Wild Escort Ride and why she is NOT the escort please post those. I personally want to hear more about Fred in a Wig (or other alternate theories).

 

[neger psykolog]

And water is wet. If that's all you keep posting about in here, it doesn't add much fun and it gets boring real fast because it feels like you just post it so you can flaunt how you never fell into the bullshit if this all turns out to be a hoax rather than add anything interesting or thought provoking to the thread.

However, if you want to posit some theories for Mr. Toad's Wild Escort Ride and why she is NOT the escort please post those. I personally want to hear more about Fred in a Wig (or other alternate theories).

naw nigga he got da supreme hypotheses that he gonna drop real soon

 

[ProdigalDuke]

If this is all true, what's the bet Phil has to shell out on another whore just to play up to the GF storyline? Gonna look awfully suspicious if we get an emergency "Muh girlfriend left me!" video near the end of January, since both fans and detractors are aware of the escorts deadline. Might need to drop a few grand on another short red head to keep up appearances.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

NEW THEORY! Freed Fuchs IS MysteryWoman, and he and Phil are into this together; Freddy Boi returned to his origins and is back being a huge DSP fan, and is now even surpassing Vidar on tips and paymetons and bitcheers. Both of them will have their revenge over the oh-so-clever kiwifags who ruined them both, once and for all!

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"But this ridiculous theory doesn't explain-" don't bother asking for explanations/ she'll just tell you that she came/ in the year of the cat

 

[JackDavis]

If this is all true, what's the bet Phil has to shell out on another whore just to play up to the GF storyline? Gonna look awfully suspicious if we get an emergency "Muh girlfriend left me!" video near the end of January, since both fans and detractors are aware of the escorts deadline. Might need to drop a few grand on another short red head to keep up appearances.

Supposing the story is true, and Phil gets another escort to cover up his cover up, that would be some true 4D Chess shit.

 

[Xarpho]

Just browsing through here and looking at the summary @neger psykolog wrote, if this is all true...that the "girlfriend" is an escort that has yet to be paid for services, and if Mystery Woman is not paid by late January, are we talking "Mystery Woman releases compromising videos of Phil being a nasty perv and proving everything true" or "all that and a pimp shows up to break Phil's legs"?

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Supposing the story is true, and Phil gets another escort to cover up his cover up, that would be some true 4D Chess shit.

Now that you mention it, I remember someone comparing DSP's stile of tweeting with RANDOM uppercase WORDS and ending them with EXCLAMATIONS! with Trump's.

 

[neger psykolog]

Just browsing through here and looking at the summary @neger psykolog wrote, if this is all true...that the "girlfriend" is an escort that has yet to be paid for services, and if Mystery Woman is not paid by late January, are we talking "Mystery Woman releases compromising videos of Phil being a nasty perv and proving everything true" or "all that and a pimp shows up to break Phil's legs"?

if this is all true and Phil somehow is dumb enough to not pay up, then there's almost no disappointing direction this story can go

 

[Drip Feed]

And if its true and not a single paypig still believes after multiple message and pictures are released that hes using them for sexual service tickets, i wouldn't know what the heck to even think anymore with his community .

 

[Sparkletor]

Bzzt
Hello?
Pimp here to break your legs
K come on in

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

And if its true and not a single paypig still believes after multiple message and pictures are released that hes using them for sexual service tickets, i wouldn't know what the heck to even think anymore with his community .

The next step is that they will cut off the middle girl and directly offer their negholes for DaddySydePhil to pozz.