Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[Vergil]

My first post here so far i learned that DSP is

1.Narcissist

2.Liar

3.Have high ego

4.Never admit when he fucked up

5.Slob

6.Have Very low stamina

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

I've read most of this thread like 98% and i havent seen any dicks...

That's because DSP's dick is reportedly minuscule, you need a magnifier to see it.

My first post here so far i learned that DSP is

1.Narcissist

2.Liar

3.Have high ego

4.Never admit when he fucked up

5.Slob

6.Have Very low stamina

You missed 7. Has gout, but besides that, you got the gist of it. Welcome aboard.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Don't worry, they were pretty sad dicks.

 

[Asperchewy]

My first post here so far i learned that DSP is

1.Narcissist

2.Liar

3.Have high ego

4.Never admit when he fucked up

5.Slob

6.Have Very low stamina

That's because DSP's dick is reportedly minuscule, you need a magnifier to see it.



You missed 7. Has gout, but besides that, you got the gist of it. Welcome aboard.

8: A whopping 10.16 centimeters

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[JackEastriver]

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"Okay, how bout I sweeten the deal? (SNORT) A half gallon of authentic Italian sauce..."

 

[Keystone]

Someone with photoshop skills should put Phil and Kimberly's faces on that "Where's my money?" Family Guy clip. And yes, I am a massive faggot for mentioning Family Guy.

 

[BlackBerserker1]

I'm surprised he hasn't offered partial payment in the form of empty videogame cases and signed business cards.

 

[Vergil]

8: A whopping 10.16 centimeters

lol what even more funny is that he jokes about it by saying some guys buy and upgrade they cars/new stuff so they can feel better about whatever they lack

so dsp basically told us why he have a shopping addiction is all make sense now

That's because DSP's dick is reportedly minuscule, you need a magnifier to see it.



You missed 7. Has gout, but besides that, you got the gist of it. Welcome aboard.

thanks and how could i forgot about his gout lol

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

lol what even more funny is that he jokes about it by saying some guys buy and upgrade they cars/new stuff so they can feel better about whatever they lack

so dsp basically told us why he have a shopping addiction is all make sense now

Most of what DSP says that's negative towards other people makes more sense when you realize it's projection.

 

[Vergil]

Most of what DSP says that's negative towards other people makes more sense when you realize it's projection.

and is even more funny when you realize he have a shopping addiction thanks to his 4 inch lol

 

[Xenomorph]

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I'll give you a shoutout on my famous vhlags
You can have a free Project 7 T-Shirt.

 

[BLACKPINKPRO]

It seems like he's having a hard time coming up with even the $1,000 payment. The plot thickens

 

[Sparkletor]

Why is nobody wondering if Kim took a ruler to Philips phallus? Or has she had so much cock she can measure it with her magic vag?

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Why is nobody wondering if Kim took a ruler to Philips phallus? Or has she had so much cock she can measure it with her magic vag?

Well, I spent awhile operating a small business where I crocheted accessories, and over time I got pretty good at eyeballing measurements. I imagine that escorting is, uh, similar, at least in some regard.

 

[Transvaalan]

....so the one escort has now retroactively turned into five?

 

[neger psykolog]

....so the one escort has now retroactively turned into five?

I don't know, if you listened to his prestream today he was pushing his Patreon the hardest I've ever heard before.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

I don't know, if you listened to his prestream today he was pushing his Patreon the hardest I've ever heard before.

I have it's glorious. It would be the best if actually DSP was taken down by the 5 saintly escorts, as I will call them that from then on.

 

[neger psykolog]

I have it's glorious. It would be the best if actually DSP was taken down by the 5 saintly escorts, as I will call them from then on.

Has he ever pushed Patreon and tips so hard before?

 

[BLACKPINKPRO]

His apparent begging for extended time due to his low patreon sounds exactly like something Dspiggy would do.