Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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A visit from smug Bob, and his inability to just admit TLJ's polarizing despite this.
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That'll show those people who thought it was possible for somebody to disagree with you. Now for the more pertinent question: what's more pathetic, people who spend the time and effort to make bots vote a movie's user rating down, or the people who actually and fervently care about the former?

Yeah sure, they're whitebread, and you aren't.
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Please tell me what planet you're from where indiscriminate chain migration is a good thing and wanting to prevent it is racist.
 
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Mario + Rabbids.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see it strained over your mantits either.
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Well, I guess McDonald's technically counts as "somewhere to be".
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"I can't pay attention to Twitter!"

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Well, I guess McDonald's technically counts as "somewhere to be".
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"I can't pay attention to Twitter!"

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I swear to god Dobson and Bob are one of the few lolcows that actively piss me off. I am just amazed at how arrogant and douchey these two can be while at the same time they try to claim some sort of moral high ground. How do they even do that without seeing their own hypocrisy?
 
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I swear to god Dobson and Bob are one of the few lolcows that actively pisses me off. I am just amazed at how arrogant and douchey these two can be while at the same time they try to claim some sort of moral high ground. How do they even do that without seeing their own hypocrisy?
Dobson is too ineffectual to get me feeling that way. Bob on the other hand I can understand feeling that way with his aggressive attitude, violent fantasies, eugenics, the "Superior" evolution gimmick, etc. Dobson mostly bends to the will of whoever asspats him the most and doesn't have disturbing authoritarian dreams.
 
Dobson is too ineffectual to get me feeling that way. Bob on the other hand I can understand feeling that way with his aggressive attitude, violent fantasies, eugenics, the "Superior" evolution gimmick, etc. Dobson mostly bends to the will of whoever asspats him the most and doesn't have disturbing authoritarian dreams.
On the other hand, Bob is far less depressing than Dobson. And he lives in a basement, let that sink in..
 
Dobson is too ineffectual to get me feeling that way. Bob on the other hand I can understand feeling that way with his aggressive attitude, violent fantasies, eugenics, the "Superior" evolution gimmick, etc. Dobson mostly bends to the will of whoever asspats him the most and doesn't have disturbing authoritarian dreams.

Bob, sadly enough, also has a trifle more potential to actually be in a position of influence at some point. Not a lot of influence -- one look at his Twitter feed and even most lefties would have to admit he's completely off his rocker -- but I could see him scoring an editor position at ScreenRant or something. On the plus side, the inevitable meltdown from such a catastrophic appointment would be delightful to watch.
 
Yeah sure, they're whitebread, and you aren't.
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This is a very smart move by Trump. When the leftards inevitably reee about the supposed xenophobia of disallowing immigrants bringing their whole fucking village with them, the public get to see how disconnected from reality they are.
 
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Dobson is too ineffectual to get me feeling that way. Bob on the other hand I can understand feeling that way with his aggressive attitude, violent fantasies, eugenics, the "Superior" evolution gimmick, etc. Dobson mostly bends to the will of whoever asspats him the most and doesn't have disturbing authoritarian dreams.

There are times I half suspect Bob is a secret shitlord doing a long con pretending to be the unreleased id of the Left. I mean the parodies done by folks like Gavin McInnis and Steven Crowder still come off as more reasonable than Bob.
 
There are times I half suspect Bob is a secret shitlord doing a long con pretending to be the unreleased id of the Left. I mean the parodies done by folks like Gavin McInnis and Steven Crowder still come off as more reasonable than Bob.

At least the parodies done by Crowder don't come across as malicious and spiteful, unlike Bob who is a living satire.
 
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