Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

christ that's awful

It's not much better to listen to:
https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25/i-get-you-taylor-swift

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Just wait until he hears about this..."IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! Ignoring my plights to help a homeless whore is disgraceful. I deserve this attention. I wrote a song and a book. I'm disabled!!! All this person did was get knocked up out of wedlock. Where's MY justice??"

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrit...-helps-pregnant-homeless-fan-buy-a-house/amp/

 

[The Great Citracett]

Here's his current concern. Vague emails.

 

[Pony Horn]

Just wait until he hears about this..."IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! Ignoring my plights to help a homeless whore is disgraceful. I deserve this attention. I wrote a song and a book. I'm disabled!!! All this person did was get knocked up out of wedlock. Where's MY justice??"

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrit...-helps-pregnant-homeless-fan-buy-a-house/amp/

Spoiler: REEEEEEE

 

[DragoonSierra]

He's too broke at the moment, but he did, at least the one time. It cost him $4 grand -- which was apparently double the normal price; Russell was already known for being a troublesome customer. That was the time when he got the VIP treatment; the brothel sent a limo with the hooker to pick him up from the train station, he wasted all his time taking her to dinner, and then when the clock ran out (he claimed he didn't realize that she was "on the clock" while they had dinner -- what a bamboon), he blew up and expected a pity fuck, at which point, she'd had quite enough of him and wouldn't even let him buy more time to fuck her. Then he went ree-ing back to the brothel owner (Dennis Hoff) who, in an attempt to keep a happy customer, took half the money away from the hooker and offered to credit Russ for time with 3 other girls, which Russell refused because that hooker was his girlfriend. He sued her; Dennis Hoff didn't show up to testify against her (I know, I'm as shocked as you are), and Russell lost, and got a restraining order filed on him by the hooker.

That ended up being long story long, but the details are too good to leave out. There's more, too, because that's the beginning of the long, sad story that ultimately resulted in him getting banned from Dennis's brothels.


This, exactly. I'm honestly not sure whether he thought his time would be well-invested and he'd be rewarded with free sex for life, or whether he legitimately thought the clock didn't start until they got to the bedroom -- although with as trustworthy as he is known to be, I'm inclined to doubt his side of the story. Either way her refusal to bed him came as a horrible shock and led to an epic meltdown.

I think he full well knew that normally the clock starts immediately, but he thought that he was so damn special that once she met him in person and had too much fun on their date to truly call it "working", she'd fall head over heels in love and give it to him for free.

What is the GFE anyway?

I know Mormons who still don't drink anything caffeinated because they consider it a drug (which it actually is), but do drink hot herbal teas. It seems a reasonable distinction to eschew caffeine.

All these Mormon rules do remind me of the old joke, though. "Why do you always take two Mormons fishing? Because if you take just one, he'll drink all your beer." Which is as true about Muslims, incidentally, as it is about Mormons.

@multiverse @EverythingIsChemicals

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

It's not much better to listen to:
https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25/i-get-you-taylor-swift

Yup. I can see Russ one day, straightening his spectacles as he wipes beads of sweat from his brow and, using the back of his forearm, clearing away the drool from his mouth as he looks down on Taylor's still, lifeless body.

"I got you" will be the only words he mutters.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

What is the GFE anyway?


@multiverse @EverythingIsChemicals

Girlfriend Experience. You can kiss them and take them on dates and they pretend to like you and have feelings for you.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Girlfriend Experience. You can kiss them and take them on dates and they pretend to like you and have feelings for you.

That cracks me up, because with the amount of money you have to drop on an escort for the GFE, you could invest in things that would get you an actual girlfriend. Clothes, a haircut, gym membership, maybe even a dating coach. But that would take effort and the realization that the problem is in fact them.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

The people who only follow Russel couldn't understand multiple threads based on specific content. So now we have to wade through for content between pages of "comedic poetry".

Not to mention pages of psychiatric diagnosis and information into the Mormon beliefs.

 

[Aristophanes]

That cracks me up, because with the amount of money you have to drop on an escort for the GFE, you could invest in things that would get you an actual girlfriend. Clothes, a haircut, gym membership, maybe even a dating coach. But that would take effort and the realization that the problem is in fact them.

Exactly. Russ wouldn't even need to spend that much (i.e. things like fitting clothes, hygiene etc) to impress someone, but the thing that he won't be able to fix with money is his broken personality and the sense of entitlement that comes with it.


You can be poor with next to no money at all and still find love - personality plays a large part in attracting (and keeping people interested) to you. Russ clearly lacks a personality, or at least one that is approachable, warm, and interesting.

 

[sharshorita]

Girlfriend Experience. You can kiss them and take them on dates and they pretend to like you and have feelings for you.

I saw a little doc on the Bunny Ranch, and they were saying it's much more emotionally taxing, and that's why it costs more. It's a lot easier to pretend to be horny or at least not utterly disgusted than to pretend a person you don't like is really great and all his complaints and beliefs are legit.

Just imagine being literally paid to listen when Russ bitches about how Taylor Swift ruined his life and whatever other crazy or secret, or much-more-disgusting-than-things-he-says-in-public beliefs he has and blow smoke up his ass and act like he's great and right about it all. You'd have to pay me significantly more, I know that for sure.

Oh! And also, he's being an asshole to you the whole time and completely inconsiderate, and you have to pretend you don't notice and also give him the fantasy that you are actually, maybe, possibly falling for him.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

"It's not snowing where I AM, so the weather app is WRONG!"

It always amazes me how someone who's very existence relies on the public taking him for his word without proof, always needs proof to believe anything. The maturity of a 4 year old trapped inside a body that looks to be 45 isn't a good combo.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

The people who only follow Russel couldn't understand multiple threads based on specific content. So now we have to wade through for content between pages of "comedic poetry".

As a newbie (who wasn't here yet, but read through the whole thread after the fact and had to wade through the drama), the "correct" way that users were supposed to use the subforum was confusing and counter-intuitive. Specifically, the whole rule of "make a new thread for notable updates". I recall thinking that it would've been much simpler to just make a set of threads: e.g. "new Fb/IG/Twitter posts", "old posts (that were new to you)", "armchair psychiatry/Mormon influences on Russ's exceptionalism", "Russ fan-poetry", ":horrifying: Photoshops", etc. Then let mods decide if a particular update (new trial? new target? new Russ-produced song?) was deserving of its own new thread.

"While trying not to show a downtrodden face"

I'm not the only one who noticed (and was very amused to notice) that his dog that he likes (not the annoying one he hates) was "kicked in the face by a horse", right? And that other baby elephant critter that was stepped on (and kicked) by an elephant? I like to think that it was kicked in the face too, even though it didn't specify where the kick was aimed.

That cracks me up, because with the amount of money you have to drop on an escort for the GFE, you could invest in things that would get you an actual girlfriend.

The GFE appeals to clients who don't have the ability (time, money) to keep a real girlfriend. Since it's no strings attached, if you need to study for finals, or you're traveling, or you just don't have the money this month, or even found someone else and want to move on, there is none of the associated drama -- the hooker genuinely does not care about you; she was simply pretending. Russ, of course, is incapable of believing this.

It'd really be perfect for a socially-exceptional individual like Russell, if they could just understand that it's a mimicry of real affection, not the genuine thing; manage to rein in the creep factor enough for the duration of the transaction, and not freak the girl out by acting like such a stalker.

 

[Dangerhair]

As a newbie (who wasn't here yet, but read through the whole thread after the fact and had to wade through the drama), the "correct" way that users were supposed to use the subforum was confusing and counter-intuitive. Specifically, the whole rule of "make a new thread for notable updates". I recall thinking that it would've been much simpler to just make a set of threads: e.g. "new Fb/IG/Twitter posts", "old posts (that were new to you)", "armchair psychiatry/Mormon influences on Russ's exceptionalism", "Russ fan-poetry", ":horrifying: Photoshops", etc. Then let mods decide if a particular update (new trial? new target? new Russ-produced song?) was deserving of its own new thread.

cRusty Greer: Too big for a thread, too small for a subforum.

But seriously, although Greer pumps out a lot of shit, he's nowhere near as prolific as some other cows. Hamberlynn Greed, for instance, has a regularly updated Youtube, Tumblr, Twitter, some livestream thing and a regular cast of orbiters.

cRusty just has Facebook, and constantly BAWWWleets and ragequits that. He also only interacts with the same 3-4 people and deletes any comments that aren't asspats. Then there's the Instathirst posting until his account gets banned or he ragequits.

He also doesn't really have defined "sagas" like Hamberlynn and CWC. He's just a thirsty, repulsive mofo who wants to bang a famous 10 by wooing if he can, suing if he has to.

 

[DrJonesHat]

cRusty Greer: Too big for a thread, too small for a subforum.
He also doesn't really have defined "sagas" like Hamberlynn and CWC. He's just a thirsty, repulsive mofo who wants to bang a famous 10 by wooing if he can, suing if he has to.

You could loosely call the TS and AG suits sagas given the run up to them and the ensuing fallout.

 

[Dangerhair]

You could loosely call the TS and AG suits sagas given the run up to them and the ensuing fallout.

He really only has one MO though, it's just the object of fixation that changes. TS is still ongoing, and he just pretends that AG didn't happen.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He really only has one MO though, it's just the object of fixation that changes. TS is still ongoing, and he just pretends that AG didn't happen.

Yeah, he pretty much memory holed everything to do with AG and gets very testy when it's brought up.

 

[Piltdown Mannequin]

Answer to dumb message #2: No.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

It'd really be perfect for a socially-exceptional individual like Russell, if they could just understand that it's a mimicry of real affection, not the genuine thing; manage to rein in the creep factor enough for the duration of the transaction, and not freak the girl out by acting like such a stalker.

The fact that he refers to what are transactions between him and hookers as "intimacy" says he has no idea what the real thing is like.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The fact that he refers to what are transactions between him and hookers as "intimacy" says he has no idea what the real thing is like.

I am willing to bet that he's never had sex without paying for it. Shit, if he did find a girl who'd fuck him for free, she'd probably end up charging him anyway for emotional trauma.