Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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nlanpro said:
That's not how this fucking game works, you jackass. You LEARN from those experiences. You choose whether , or not you become the very same people you hate, and most of all you GROW from them. I been bullied as well during my younger years. The hatred, the spite, and the merciless ignorance? All of them I felt victim of them. But that didn't stop me from becoming a better person. That shouldn't stop you from rising above that.
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The best part is that Bob constantly says exactly the same thing as you when it's pointed out to him that a lot of the people he considers subhuman are victims of upbringing and circumstance. That it's their personal choice to rise above those circumstances and be a good person despite them.

Yet he's referring to large chunks of the population as "people" in sarcasm-quotes and spouting daily quasi-genocidal rants, because some kids called him fat in high school.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Man who believes there's more than two genders and Activision did 9/11? Locked out.
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Man who believes in Moon Wheat? Locked out.

iafiv said:
I wonder was Bob bullied/treated like crap because he was an innocent victim or was he a creepy dude in high school and everyone was shunning him?We only ever get his side no one asks but how did you behave among people back in high school?
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I used to think people ended up assholes because they were bullied in school. Lolcows have convinced me they were bullied in school because they were assholes even then, and probably weren't beaten enough.
 
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Diabetes.
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But "Punch Nazis" is okay.
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You really can't judge someone for having an ego as bloated as your forehead.
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Moviebob, the pop culture critic who calls Hamilton obscure.
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I could say the same when you get kicked out of the basement.
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It means your aunt wants you to eat glass, and I totally understand where she's coming from.
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Bob's talking about his ethnic heritage. I'm glad he's such a melting pot, because more people can feel ashamed.

I will also never not find it hilariously fitting that he's the descendant of the man who fell off The Mayflower.
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Want some vegetables with those carbs?
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I never though that the My Little Pony movie could be less watchable, but Bob found a way.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I never though that the My Little Pony movie could be less watchable, but Bob found a way.
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The funny thing is I read writers do wonders with MLP, and are far more competent at doing so than Chipman wishes he could be.

Full disclosure I'm not into MLP, but some of my friends are. They have shared some stories to me.
 
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I love how he calls people complaining about Last Jedi "manbabies", despite doing the same thing countless times (Mass Effect 3, Amazing Spider-Man 2, BvS)
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Have fun being a nine-course meal for the wolves.
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I honestly don't get how opposing gay marriage means you support ISIS. Is this his "Piracy funds Terrorism"?
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I guess Bob doesn't know that in the Midwest its common for gun owners to come in all shapes and sizes male/female/whatever.I don't think he realises that historically americans have owned guns regardless of gender.Also i could say that the whole joke about 'compensating for something' is getting kind of tired.I didn't know it was still being used seriously in 2017.
 
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