Cordelia
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Flash me your dick a few times, weird, but whatever. Only send me a thumbs up in response to my TS video? You're dead to me, you son of a bitch.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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TIL that the ins and outs of running every specific "girlfriend experience" hustle are so important they are completely worth derailing a bamboon's thread over. I thought we'd already gotten to the point of "Whoa, it seems to mean a lot of different things depending on the service provider," but what the hell do I know. I wonder if Russhole would forbid his entirely theoretical brothel inmates from providing anything with that name at all, out of sheer jealousy?
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Oh, they will be HIS girlfriends. They won't be providing anything but a service to anyone else. The jealousy would be through the roof with Russ. He couldn't handle anything like that going on in his "classy" brothel. *gag*
Bamboon McDrool
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Especially since he blocks the people before posting these things and they don't even see them. It's obviously for attention.
downloads
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I cannot find any comments from any fake profiles so I assume they are private messaging him? Or don't exist at all who knows. They better watch out though internet police are coming
edit People make fun of the dumb shit I say so the dumb shit I say must be the truth!
edit question, do people want to see his mundane screenshots? I love his facebook because it's so ridiculous to me but it occurs to me that maybe no one else cares about every dumb thing he posts
edit People make fun of the dumb shit I say so the dumb shit I say must be the truth!
edit question, do people want to see his mundane screenshots? I love his facebook because it's so ridiculous to me but it occurs to me that maybe no one else cares about every dumb thing he posts
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Yeah, the screen shots are what most people want to see. Most users are upset about all the nonsense between this stuff.
SwiftlyRuiningRussell
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Outlaw laughter? Nobody is allowed to think anything is funny on Facebook?
Next he'll want to have the love reaction removed since he's never truly loved anyone.
Truly exceptional.
Next he'll want to have the love reaction removed since he's never truly loved anyone.
Truly exceptional.
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Does anyone else think the person making fake profile who needs their head checked is just Russ?
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In some bizarre dimension where Russ was able to get a brothel going I an not convinced that he would stay in business for more than a couple weeks. Can anyone imagine him being willing to share any of the girls he considered 'attractive'? Guy is possessive of chicks he's only seen on Instagram.
This is definitely the kind of thing that normal, well-adjusted people worry about.
This is definitely the kind of thing that normal, well-adjusted people worry about.
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Can this thread please get a haha reaction?
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Anything that prevents me from having to hunt things down is fine by me. I follow several cows and if things aren’t in the tread, I don’t have time. Post away!
SwiftlyRuiningRussell
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First, I'm sorry, but a straight man wouldn't be *heartbroken* over a thumbs up reaction to a text...especially since Russ sent his *friend* a text on Christmas if him sperging over the same boring bullshit.
Second, a straight man would be LIVID if another guy sent him dick picks multiple times. Given Shitlips history of embarrassing people who wrong him, he would've posted about this earlier.
"When I really didn't want to see it?" That's NOT a normal reaction. Sounds to me like Snowflake is butt hurt. Pun intended.
Second, a straight man would be LIVID if another guy sent him dick picks multiple times. Given Shitlips history of embarrassing people who wrong him, he would've posted about this earlier.
"When I really didn't want to see it?" That's NOT a normal reaction. Sounds to me like Snowflake is butt hurt. Pun intended.
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I spent several hours offline depending on the day. The screenshots here keep me up to date, so keep 'em coming!
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For fuck's sake, Russ finally gets an ACTUAL "#metoo" adjacent issue in his life and he doesn't give a shit about it compared to Taylor Swift not being willing to jump him because he's deformed.
(edit: although because he's such a liar it's tough to know what the kernal of truth is here)
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xyrichard
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OK, so Russell has now decided that being #swifted wasn't oppressed enough. Hopefully, he will completely re-write his history to be the naive, preyed-upon moebius twink bottom passed around by his burly fellow missionaries like an old playboy magazine. If I were reallllly optimistic, I would say that this might be the first chapter in his trip to troondom.
Edit: spelling; the "first" in the last line was misspelled as "fact".
Edit: spelling; the "first" in the last line was misspelled as "fact".
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Aw yeah, more details, thanks Shannon we were all wtf with that insane post.
This tells me Russ had some creepy sex pest friend (not as creepy as Russ but close) who’s life revolves around buying hookers and strippers (Could be a closeted Mormon). Hookers and obsessing over them was all they had in common.
Russ did not make this guy up, the details he sperged out and shared were way too unflattering and weird for it to be a Russ lie. It’s always super obvious when Russ tries to make shit up.
Said buddy is too creepy and sex obsessed for any normal friends, because if you’re hanging with Russ in hotel rooms, you got serious issues. Think Bob Crane & John Carpenter ala AutoFocus or maybe just Green River Killer kind of guy) Just remember even lolcow Kevin Havens found a roommate to live his “real doll” lifestyle with.
Does make you wonder what creepy shit Russ gets up to offline. In his time online he stalks and harassed IG models and wails about pop stars tuning his life by not fucking him. I don’t think his time off line is any less creepy, in fact the ppl who have known Russ IRL have confirmed as much. I mean Russ just admitted he spends time alone in hotels with a hooker obsessed dude that likes to show him his dick.
Just think to a few weeks ago his whining about how badly things went at some hookers apartment. I think Russ gets into shady shit and creepy ppl in his nonstop desperate pussy hunting. Stuff we just get hints at when he spazes out online about it.
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