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Rocky said:
Does it bother anyone else that phil can't look at the camera directly? He constantly looks around his "office" the entire time he's talking.
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The detractors are always there, watching you. He doesn't know but there are actually 5 detractors living in his house. Would it hurt for him to actually walk through the house and make sure that no one is in Leanna's room?
 
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A thought just occured to me. As much as Phil pigs out on fast food, wouldn't it be smarter for him to invest in Happy Meals, hang on to the toys for a few years, and sell them on eBay?
 
does anyone know when dsp first claimed to have blocked mysterywoman on twitter?
 
HansGruber said:
What bugs the fuck out of me is the real girlfriend angle. Maybe I'm a sucker but there is absolutely zero way he has a girlfriend. There is just too much inconvenient truth of escorts and timelines and his questionable stories about her and distractions to believe him. What bothers me is that this is one time he would be unequivocally lying. Not tiptoeing around definitions, not tinkering in the margins of truth - just flat out fucking lying. And hard too. I would love Kim to blow his shit up of course, because that shit is funny, but it would be nuclear to prove he has no real girlfriend. Remember, escort does not mean no girlfriend.
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I think escort does mean no girlfriend, but regardless, the girlfriend story has more holes in it than the escort story. Here's the thing though---in the end Phil will get out of the girlfriend lie with something like, "Dood, just too much financial stress right now, we couldn't get seriously involved" or even more likely, "She was afraid of all the hate from my detractors and even though she's my soulmate I had to let her go for her own good."

DSP the hero/martyr.
 
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neger psykolog said:
does anyone know when dsp first claimed to have blocked mysterywoman on twitter?
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No idea when he mentioned it but he blocked me on December 13th, then the next day on the 14th he broke contact on everything, Didnt answer my phonecalls, didnt answer my Text Messages etc. Then the 15th i was so pissed off that i came here to get him back on track which worked.
 
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I am tempted to argue it's Phil dumping money to make it look like he's being successful and to force the goals, but it's probably more likely his child fans giving away all of their Christmas money to him in the sad, but hilarious attempt to "win against the detractors".
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Patreon is up to $1,523.25 at the moment. I think there's about $180 or so of that which will get removed by the end of the month so those patrons doesn't get charged again on January 1 since he got 4 new $50 pledges this month. But maybe they each legit just want to give DSP $100 for two camgirl vids.
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1523? It's showing 1128 for me
 
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I don't think it's a-loggy to get annoyed by this. These kids aren't hurting themselves pledging to Phil. It isn't their money. It's their parents' money. And the parents let them do this shit because they are well off and probably already have their college paid in full before they are even old enough to decide where to go.

That is the scam. That is why, not just Phil, but all of Twitch and Patreon makes their money. Why do you think GDQ got all family friendly over the years?

Fools and their money are easily parted. Ebay figured out years ago that if you make spending money a game, people will line up to do it. Twitch and Patreon has refined this business model into a razor sharp blade of unadulterated autism. And I don't think this bubble is going to burst anytime soon. And Phil isn't going anywhere even if the hooker releases those videos. Because autism sells. I dare say that it sells better than sex.
 
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I wonder how many good Samaritans will jump on Phil's stream tonight because of the "fundraising" tag not knowing the guy, asking to what noble cause this fundraising is devoted to and how many cringe exchanges this will inevitably lead to.

Random Stranger : "Hey, good stuff man, glad to see some people step up and do something charitable for once"
"So what good cause are you raising funds for exactly ? I wanna be a part of it."
"Is it :

#SaveTheOrphanedChildrensOfTheWorld ?
#CureCancer ?
#GiveTheHomelessShelterDuringWinter ? "

DSP (or DSP Cultist) :'No, not at all, it's more like : #SaveTheGoutyManchildsSecondHouse and #PayMyTaxes tonight. "
 
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