Containment Random Chris Updates

[Done]

Do you even know what a ween is or are you just being a sped?

Oh no he's a sped alright. I mean how can you even ask if Desiree is a ween after seeing these posts?

Desiree Delightful, the ween who failed to convince Chris she is Crystal, is now role-playing as Barb. Chris hasn't replied to any of those posts.

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That's some tryhard bullshit. Also, some of the tweets are directed at Cole, who hasn't responded either.

lol, he blocked the account. Nearly 1,000 tweets from it dedicated to weening Chris, and that's how it goes out.

If 1,000 tweets made to "troll" Chris weren't enough to make someone a ween, then I don't know what to say.

 

[Count Olaf]

Certainly. Not one peep over not getting something on his Amazon wish list!

I'm just surprised he didn't put out an incredibly long and expensive "I want multiples of these" Chrismas Wish list this year. His ego had never failed to prevent him from asking/demanding the people of the world to shower him with free gifts before. Maybe Idea Guy told him to hold off this year. Or perhaps he's just waiting for Christian Love Day.

Desiree Delightful pointed out on the CWCki that Chris re-followed the account's new Twitter handle today.

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These seem to be the messages that were directed at Chris for him to notice the account.

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Just keeps trying and trying, doesn't he? At this point it's not even funny anymore it's just sad. Okay, it's still a little funny.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm just surprised he didn't put out an incredibly long and expensive "I want multiples of these" Chrismas Wish list this year. His ego had never failed to prevent him from asking/demanding the people of the world to shower him with free gifts before. Maybe Idea Guy told him to hold off this year. Or perhaps he's just waiting for Christian Love Day.

He didn't put one up for his birthday this year, either. I think he stopped with the wish lists because he never got results from it, and he's getting hundreds of dollars a month from Patreon anyway.

 

[Done]

He didn't put one up for his birthday this year, either. I think he stopped with the wish lists because he never got results from it, and he's getting hundreds of dollars a month from Patreon anyway.

Didn't he complain last year that weens abused the "bought it elsewhere" option?

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I'm just surprised he didn't put out an incredibly long and expensive "I want multiples of these" Chrismas Wish list this year. His ego had never failed to prevent him from asking/demanding the people of the world to shower him with free gifts before. Maybe Idea Guy told him to hold off this year. Or perhaps he's just waiting for Christian Love Day.



Just keeps trying and trying, doesn't he? At this point it's not even funny anymore it's just sad. Okay, it's still a little funny.

Chris probably thinks he'll get everything he wants now that he's even more convinced that CWCville is real.

 

[Smashjitzu]

Chris probably thinks he'll get everything he wants now that he's even more convinced that CWCville is real.

He's going farther and farther down the rabbit hole. Eventually Chris will become so entangled in his own wonderland there's no possibility for escape back into the real world.

 

[Rupin]

Chris is sitting pretty now. He literally gets paid to do nothing by getting people more autistic than he is to give him their money. Makes you wonder who the real dumby is after all these years.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Chris is sitting pretty now. He literally gets paid to do nothing by getting people more autistic than he is to give him their money. Makes you wonder who the real dumby is after all these years.

Power level time:

In a way, I think I fit in with the group who would like to get paid to do nothing but sit around and play games all day. I sorta envy Chris that he's gotten time to get paid to do nothing, but know that it won't be enough once he loses that house.

He's going farther and farther down the rabbit hole. Eventually Chris will become so entangled in his own wonderland there's no possibility for escape back into the real world.

I think Chris doesn't want to go back to the real world because it's too inconvenient for him. He wants to move to that autistic collage of Sonic, Sailor moon, Neptunia, Christian values, and people that are forced to agree to everything Chris does and says.

 

[Count Olaf]

He's going farther and farther down the rabbit hole. Eventually Chris will become so entangled in his own wonderland there's no possibility for escape back into the real world.

>Believes he used third eye mind powers to find and share a body with an anime girl living in a piece of hardware

> Literally believes anything the mystery idea-guy spews out as concrete fact no matter how obviously weenish it is

> Regularly gives facebook updates about his fantasy world as if it was all happening in the real world

I think he's already reached that point. And the scary thing is that the bar just keeps getting lower and lower. Who knows how low it will go in 2018.

 

[Smashjitzu]

I think he's already reached that point. And the scary thing is that the bar just keeps getting lower and lower. Who knows how low it will go in 2018.

I imagine we won't have to wait long.

 

[Probably Not]

The Desiree Delightful ween apparently DM'd Chris over Twitter a few times in September and October and posted screencaps to the CWCki.

According to the caps, Chris discussed how he recuperates whenever he sees dicks and explained why he signed up to KF back in October.

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I find it funny that despite his claims about being accepting of LGBT he's still homophobic to the point that even seeing a dick causes him problems. Really, for someone so claimed to be accepting he sure is scared of the cock. Not even macho straight guys, separatist or radical lesbians, or MTF transgenders are this scared of dicks.

 

[Onewittyuser]

He's going farther and farther down the rabbit hole. Eventually Chris will become so entangled in his own wonderland there's no possibility for escape back into the real world.

Doesn't he still socialize with other LGBT people though? I'm pretty sure that I read that somewhere.
but yeah soon he is going to go off the deep end, and honestly, I can't wait. It'll probably give us some much better content.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Translation: Don't make me second guess myself, my life of being a setsy lesbian is in its prime!
I like how Chris is asking this other sperg a question as if it's a real situation.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I thought this Maud dick was going to stop her updates. Ah well, at least we now know where Chris probably picked up his use of 'namaste' from.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I find it funny that despite his claims about being accepting of LGBT he's still homophobic to the point that even seeing a dick causes him problems. Really, for someone so claimed to be accepting he sure is scared of the cock. Not even macho straight guys, separatist or radical lesbians, or MTF transgenders are this scared of dicks.

Is that indicative of homophobia? Chris seems to be averse to dicks of either orientation because of his sexual insecurities.

 

[Probably Not]

Is that indicative of homophobia? Chris seems to be averse to dicks of either orientation because of his sexual insecurities.

He's mentioned he has random gay thoughts pop into his head which seems weird if he's not either a closet homosexual or really paranoid of homosexuality. Add to this that he's also really disturbed by the male chest (why he uses his "muscle bra") which could be interpreted the same way. I really don't think he has ever gotten over his fear of homosexual men given how he used to mention the subject and even now has problems with the male form. When I say homophobia I mean that it's more Chris being literally afraid of homosexual men and the potential of it in himself more than hating them. This is also very likely an aspect of or heavily tied into his misandry and internalization of it may be part of what sparked the Tom Girl saga.

Of course he also has a double standard where he sees no problem with lesbians and women to the point that he wants to be one which is an obvious sign of autogynephilia. A lot of this could be heavily tied into a form of misandry Chris has never really dealt with, like his other psychological issues. Normal people aren't scared and disgusted of dicks to the point they need to look at lesbian porn to deal with the anxiety.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I thought this Maud dick was going to stop her updates. Ah well, at least we now know where Chris probably picked up his use of 'namaste' from.

I think Maud was going to stop, and maybe s/he changed their mind, hence the first day of year four being about changing your future.

Heh, I only know about Maud from this thread, and I worked it out. Chris actively follows and interacts with it and it went over his head.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's mentioned he has random gay thoughts pop into his head which seems weird if he's not either a closet homosexual or really paranoid of homosexuality. Add to this that he's also really disturbed by the male chest (why he uses his "muscle bra") which could be interpreted the same way. I really don't think has ever gotten over his fear of homosexual men given how he used to mention the subject and even now has problems with the male form. When I say homophobia I mean that it's more Chris being literally afraid of homosexual men and the potential of it in himself more than hating them. This is also very likely an aspect of or heavily tied into his misandry and internalization of it may be part of what sparked the Tom Girl saga.

Of course he also has a double standard where he sees no problem with lesbians and women to the point that he wants to be one which is an obvious sign of autogynephilia. A lot of this could be heavily tied into a form of misandry Chris has never really dealt with, like his other psychological issues. Normal people aren't scared and disgusted of dicks to the point they need to look at lesbian porn to deal with the anxiety.

Oh please! This is 2018 and Chrsitian Weston Chandler was legally declared female a long time ago. Now a cosmopolitan woman on the go, Christine can think about fat, hairy, dicks whenever she pleases without that pesky heterosexual guilt because she's a woman, and they can like cocks and vagoos without it being awkward. Hell, Miss Christine Weston Chandler may even pick up some emergency contraceptives on the way home in case things get too rowdy over at the Pokemon league! Being the definition of archetypal feminity, Miss Christine could conceive a child with just a wayward glance by an eager and enchanted brute male.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris has to try and out autism everything Tau of Maud posts. It's actually fairly impressive.