Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
iii said:
Are there any newer screenshots of the game's code? I'm wondering if most of the game is still if else
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Here's a snippet of code from the latest Yandere Simulator build:

while(game.isRunning) {
if(game.time == 0700) {
render new Clock(time = "07:00")​
} else if(game.time == 0701) {
render new Clock(time = "07:01")​
} else if(game.time == 0702) {
render new Clock(time = "07:02")​
} else if ...​
...


:informative: I tried to make this code as dumb as possible so that people would know I was kidding, but it still seems believable that he would write that kind of shit so I feel the need to add this disclaimer.
 
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Snacker said:
Here's a snippet of code from the latest Yandere Simulator build:

while(game.isRunning) {
if(game.time == 0700) {
render new Clock(time = "07:00")​
} else if(game.time == 0701) {
render new Clock(time = "07:01")​
} else if(game.time == 0702) {
render new Clock(time = "07:02")​
} else if ...​
...


:informative: I tried to make this code as dumb as possible so that people would know I was kidding, but it still seems believable that he would write that kind of shit so I feel the need to add this disclaimer.
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I absolutely did think that was his real code without a second of doubt, so your disclaimer is appreciated.

Did anyone tell him what a state machine is yet, by the way?
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
That style is so ugly. Tritails aren't even a legit hairstyle and it shows that Mei's a bit of a child rather than being mature and studious. But I guess Alex wants to have his way as always.
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why not use a hairstyle like this
img-thing
 
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I tried decompiling the latest build with JetBrains dotPeek. It worked, I think. I’ve attached a couple of files below (as .txt, because it won't let me upload .cs).
Maybe it’s because I decompiled it, but it barely looks like something written by a human.
I’ve never used Unity, but from what I know about programming it looks like just lets it generate the code rather than write anything himself.
This might explain why it sucks so bad.
 

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almaden said:
I tried decompiling the latest build with JetBrains dotPeek. It worked, I think. I’ve attached a couple of files below (as .txt, because it won't let me upload .cs).
Maybe it’s because I decompiled it, but it barely looks like something written by a human.
I’ve never used Unity, but from what I know about programming it looks like just lets it generate the code rather than write anything himself.
This might explain why it sucks so bad.
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I'm rusty with Java, and too lazy to try to understand it right now, but it still hurts me when I look at it. I have no experience with making games, I'm but a newbie, but something has gone terribly wrong with that. The StudentScript legit has over 50 freaking variables. Who does that?! If you even reach 15 you should know that you are doing something wrong, but over 50??? 50?! For one fucking generic NPC???
:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

EDIT: I'm sorry, did I say 50? Make that 400.
 
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almaden said:
I tried decompiling the latest build with JetBrains dotPeek. It worked, I think. I’ve attached a couple of files below (as .txt, because it won't let me upload .cs).
Maybe it’s because I decompiled it, but it barely looks like something written by a human.
I’ve never used Unity, but from what I know about programming it looks like just lets it generate the code rather than write anything himself.
This might explain why it sucks so bad.
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You can't reverse engineer the source code from an executable like this
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:

Alex you lazy ass....
Taking characters from another animu game for your shitty game is really pathetic...
I wonder what the creator of Doki Doki Literature Club would say about this?
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Alex wouldn't care and would at best half-assedly rename/recolor them to avoid copyright strikes... while leaving the assets in the game. It;s what he always does when faced with threats, because he's too retarded and arrogant to understand things like ownership and editing.
 
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