X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

You should be one of the tanks instead of a soldier. Is it possible to rename tanks?
I don't know if you can, but that's a great idea. I'd love to be a whole range of unmanned weapon platforms.
 
I don't know if you can, but that's a great idea. I'd love to be a whole range of unmanned weapon platforms.
I have no idea. I'll test it now!

With a heavy heart I bring you the next part. We had to defend Bangkok we had to defend the supply of Ladyboys but the losses were too much!


Special awards:

@Bad Times Gets the "Team Killing Fucktard" Award for killing more Xcom Soldiers than the chrysalids did.
@Van Darkholme gets the "Bug Hunter" Award for killing lots of Lid's
@Van Darkholme also gets the "Heartcore Heavyweight Belt" for breaking my heart with his sacrifice.
 
bad times goes nuts with friendly fire and survives (and gets a promotion as well)

van darkholme murders the fuck out aliens, only to be "allah hu akbar'd" by an alien at the end

these truly are bad times

edit: perhaps this is a metaphor for what 2018 may hold for us... heroes will die, fools will live

may god have mercy on us
 
With a heavy heart I bring you the next part. We had to defend Bangkok we had to defend the supply of Ladyboys but the losses were too much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WysGWuZCOQ&feature=youtu.be

Special awards:

@Bad Times Gets the "Team Killing Fucktard" Award for killing more Xcom Soldiers than the chrysalids did.
@Van Darkholme gets the "Bug Hunter" Award for killing lots of Lid's
@Van Darkholme also gets the "Heartcore Heavyweight Belt" for breaking my heart with his sacrifice.

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My heart level is now in the negative.:c
 
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Life is the emperor's currency, spend it well.

It was either all of us or some of us, sacrifices have to be made which is the burden I carry. :winner: for all the troopers I put down so I could put down a bunch of xeno fucks. As your new colonel, I promise this war will end in glory.

WE WILL REMOVE THE ALIEN THREAT AND BRING JOBS BACK TO AMERICA.
 
Just to let everyone know unfortunately I lost the footage for an entire episode and saved over the latest save accidently. I can take it back to the last turn of the mission though.

It's an alien base mission there have been some losses @JSGOTI 's Mind is being raped repeatedly by a Sectoid Commander and @AnOminous is playing a game of cat and mouse hiding from our new heavy plasma equipped mind controlled mod. We've spilt the @Van Darkholme clones into three Solid Darkholme, Liquid Darkholme and Solidus Darkholme. Liquid died straight away like a bitch but Solid and maybe Solidus are still around hunting down aliens.
 
Just to let everyone know unfortunately I lost the footage for an entire episode and saved over the latest save accidently. I can take it back to the last turn of the mission though.

It's an alien base mission there have been some losses @JSGOTI 's Mind is being raped repeatedly by a Sectoid Commander and @AnOminous is playing a game of cat and mouse hiding from our new heavy plasma equipped mind controlled mod. We've spilt the @Van Darkholme clones into three Solid Darkholme, Liquid Darkholme and Solidus Darkholme. Liquid died straight away like a bitch but Solid and maybe Solidus are still around hunting down aliens.

You mean you lost an episode just as the "Bad Times" chapter starts? This could of been my redemption mission!
 
Do you think the aliens have their own version of Kiwifarms?
It's the cryofreeze where they put the abducted specimens that smell weird and are too big to fit in the biotube.
 
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