X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Flares are for cowards, and so is not getting almost tko'd by a small ufo.

I aim to make the aliens kill so many of us that they get depressed and kill themselves!

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I was wrong with my first theory, @Corrugated Daffodils is REALLY using this as a way to kill us all off in a dark, twisted fantasy.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I was wrong with my first theory, @Corrugated Daffodils is REALLY using this as a way to kill us all of in a dark, twisted fantasy.

Hey I recorded the next part already and got you guys armour. You all dying is just a happy side effect

 

[jewelry investor]

Hey I recorded the next part already and got you guys armour. You all dying is just a happy side effect

I hope you got us some plot armour too.

 

[Zvantastika]

That last mission was a recon mission, we needed to see how an exceptional individual reacts to getting shot and other stuff. The conclusion is that they all go berserk, who knew?, oh well at least it's not like we left someone behind or anything. Totes proud to be part of the team and stuff.

 

[Bad Times]

and nothing of value was lost.

base is still nice and toasty, will drink a cup of hot chocolate in all the lost one's memories.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Ah, ah, staying alive! Staying alive!

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

That last mission was a recon mission, we needed to see how an exceptional individual reacts to getting shot and other stuff. The conclusion is that they all go berserk, who knew?, oh well at least it's not like we left someone behind or anything. Totes proud to be part of the team and stuff.

and nothing of value was lost.

base is still nice and toasty, will drink a cup of hot chocolate in all the lost one's memories.

Don't worry you're responding to a terror mission in the next part. So you won't be too out of practice.

 

[OhGoy]

oh, we're making requests now?

in that case i request deployment to a different unit under different command

if everyone wasn't so desperate, you'd be court martialed right about now for that last mission

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

oh, we're making requests now?

in that case i request deployment to a different unit under different command

if everyone wasn't so desperate, you'd be court martialed right about now for that last mission

I'm making a USA Base soon. It'll be run by Dorrugated Caffodils.

 

[OhGoy]

I'm making a USA Base soon. It'll be run by Dorrugated Caffodils.

...where are my anti-depressants?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

...where are my anti-depressants?

Need cheering up? Boy do I have a treat for you then:

The newest part!

Special Award Time:

The "Tempting Fate" Medal goes to @Stay safe For shooting me in the back of the fucking head.

"Best Dressed" Goes to @Ride for showing that our new armour doesn't make us immune to enemy fire.

Wait fuck @Ride died on April fools day.

Who pranked him by swapping out his armour with a purple latex body suit!

The OP has also been updated with a fairly accurate header for this.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Fuck.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

They instantly dealt with Sofa. @FuckYou is jealous down in hell.

 

[Bad Times]

I'd like a full medical scan of our command as his clone appears to be either an alien or some sort of secret cyborg project we're not aware of.

Fucking fatally wounded and then shot in the head, survives. Fuck.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I'd like a full medical scan of our command as his clone appears to be either an alien or some sort of secret cyborg project we're not aware of.

Fucking fatally wounded and then shot in the head, survives. Fuck.

Reptilians have two brains, you know.

 

[0 0]

Man, I got snipes.

 

[Power Armor]

RESEARCH ME

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

RESEARCH ME

Oh we will. Untill then I'm throwing you into the squad.

 

[Bad Times]

Oh we will. Untill then I'm throwing you into the squad.

But Sir! That's a prototype suit and it's also unmanned! Plus it looks like it will still go down in one or two hits, are you sure about this?