X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Bad Times]

i was happy about not being drafted, and then i got drafted

i was happy about not being sent to the front lines, and now i'm being sent to the front lines

i'm happy about not dying, and soon...

WHY GOD, WHY?

Pre-thumous / for my future fallen comrad

 

[Caddchef]

"Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission"

"I like your spunk soldier, but when you're with @Corrugated Daffodils, EVERY MISSION is a suicide mission."

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

"Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission"

"I like your spunk soldier, but when you're with @Corrugated Daffodils, EVERY MISSION is a suicide mission."

I guess it's time to get fitted for a velour uniform.

 

[Zvantastika]

It's up fam-dangos the long awaited terror mission:

Sorry to:
@Zvantastika
@JSGOTI
@Computery Guy
@Caddchef
And
@scorptatious

I hope your clones aren't as big of cucks as all of you and don't die to the literal worst alien type in the game this time.

The moment I saw I was on the front of the meat bus, I knew I was already dead. Can we have more rocket launchers?, at least let me explode something before being cannon fodder.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Episode 7 is out:

Special Awards:
Lucky Star Medal goes to @Bad Times For hitting an alien in Fog of War.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Wow I'm still alive.
Truly blessed by the leathergods.

 

[OhGoy]

"It's a shame, because OhGoy really shouldn't have died there."

damn straight it is, bitch

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

"It's a shame, because OhGoy really shouldn't have died there."

damn straight it is, bitch

To be fair the floater was hit twice he would of died if you guys hadn't rolled anything but the lowest possible damage roll.

 

[jewelry investor]

Saved by a fence.

 

[OhGoy]

To be fair the floater was hit twice he would of died if you guys hadn't rolled anything but the lowest possible damage roll.

don't you dare make excuses

 

[Bad Times]

Lucky? Or by divine intervention, a cloud covered the light above him and I saw it.

I saw the cia nigger glowing. And I took my shot.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I've been too busy to watch, but I think it's amazing I'm not dead yet.

 

[whatever I feel like]

You can sign me up as a name. Would be proud to serve my planet, sir.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

You can sign me up as a name. Would be proud to serve my planet, sir.

Yes sir!

 

[PlasticOwls]

...am I dead yet?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

...am I dead yet?

Knowing @Corrugated Daffodils if not now, you will be soon.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

The newest part is out. Lots of death:

 

[Van Darkholme]

...and Captain Van Darkholme survives another suicide mission.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

...and Captain Van Darkholme survives another suicide mission.

Who needs armour when you have tight leather.

 

[jewelry investor]

Flares are for cowards, and so is not getting almost tko'd by a small ufo.