X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Add me faggot!

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Part 2 is here:

The first post will be edited to include all parts as well as some special awards.

The "Whoopsie Daisy" Award for Marksmanship goes to: @r4ndom For getting the first team kill.

The Magenta Appendix goes to: @Namesarehardtocomeupwith For being the first person killed by a teammate.

Add me faggot!

Will do boss

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

So I join a war without my knowledge, and is the only one who got killed in the mission. Judging by that promotion, I'd say this is an elaborate plan and not a spur of the moment thing. Probably since I can't aim for shit.

Pretty much what I expected if I ever go into a war

 

[JSGOTI]

If I'm not included, I'm going to go poz your neghole <3

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

If I'm not included, I'm going to go poz your neghole <3

C-can't we do both?

 

[JSGOTI]

C-can't we do both?

Only if you take the knot. Uguuu~

 

[OhGoy]

mfw i don't have to be drafted into an alien war since i'm new and barely anyone knows of me

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

mfw i don't have to be drafted into an alien war since i'm new and barely anyone knows of me

Not with that attitude. I'll add you to the list.

 

[Zvantastika]

Recruiting the most autistic people in great numbers to stop a threat, fully knowing you are kind of fucked?, I feel just like in motherland.
Count me in, I want to see how many teamkills I can get before someone teamkills me.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Recruiting the most autistic people in great numbers to stop a threat, fully knowing you are kind of fucked?, I feel just like in motherland.
Count me in, I want to see how many teamkills I can get before someone teamkills me.

Welcome Comrade.

Report to training to learn how to make aliums more deader.

Some people fear becoming a lolcow like Chris. I just fear becoming a lets player.

Speaking of autisticly crippling fears here's part 3:

 

[Bad Times]

w e a p o n i z e d
a u t i s m

 

[Computery Guy]

I can only assume I'm the computer system at dear old Kiwicom. As the song goes, everything's made of buttons and wires.

...god, no wonder we're fucked, if I'm in charge of logistics.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I can only assume I'm the computer system at dear old Kiwicom. As the song goes, everything's made of buttons and wires.

...god, no wonder we're fucked, if I'm in charge of logistics.

Well the only way to unfuck it is with a rifle and some elbow grease.

Thank you for signing up your sacrifice will be in vain. But your family gets a fruit basket.

 

[Caddchef]

Put me in, i survived FATAL, i can survive this!

 

[Computery Guy]

Well the only way to unfuck it is with a rifle and some elbow grease.

Thank you for signing up your sacrifice will be in vain. But your family gets a fruit basket.

The first autistic computer hero. Amazing.

 

[r4ndom]

The "Whoopsie Daisy" Award for Marksmanship goes to: @r4ndom For getting the first team kill

lets hope this is the beginning of something greater.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

lets hope this is the beginning of something greater.

Team killing three people?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Team killing three people?

Killing the entire team

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Put me in, coach! I have enough autism to kill 20 men!

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Put me in, coach! I have enough autism to kill 20 men!

Good but we need to kill aliens. If they mind control you the squad might have to focus their own autism on you to try and cancel it out.

We might kill a few of the commie fuckers Aliens out of the resulting chimp out.