X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Overcast]

I am ready to fight me some damn dirty illegal mexi... I mean aliens. Put me in if you haven't already.

 

[LofaSofa]

I'd like to see a "Kiwi Farms: Autists vs. Aliens" musical.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Shit, my stats got me worried.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Killing the entire team

Just give one of them a rocket launcher and let him panic.

 

[Lackadaisy]

what is this nonsense

second question

i dead yet?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Fuck off, space niggers. We're full.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

what is this nonsense

second question

i dead yet?

I'm 90% sure you were the first person to die.

 

[AnOminous]

Put me in, i survived FATAL, i can survive this!

You didn't survive, you got bit clean in half by Cerberus. You didn't even get fucked in the ass before you died!

 

[r4ndom]

Team killing three people?

team killin is one step away from enemy killin.

 

[AnOminous]

team killin is one step away from enemy killin.

team killin is killin, and killin is killin. gratz.

 

[SailingtheSaltySeas]

Throw me in so I can bathe in the blood of all my teammates that I "accidentally" killed.

 

[Caddchef]

You didn't survive, you got bit clean in half by Cerberus. You didn't even get fucked in the ass before you died!

My anus survived unmolested which surely the best one can hope for whilst playing FATAL?

 

[AnOminous]

My anus survived unmolested which surely the best one can hope for whilst playing FATAL?

No, that's the WORST. You are such a non-Chad virgin you managed to fail to get laid in any way in a game of FATAL. I got fucked to death by a horse! ON PURPOSE!

 

[Caddchef]

No, that's the WORST. You are such a non-Chad virgin you managed to fail to get laid in any way in a game of FATAL. I got fucked to death by a horse! ON PURPOSE!

I miss FATAL....

 

[AnOminous]

Good but we need to kill aliens. If they mind control you the squad might have to focus their own autism on you to try and cancel it out.

We might kill a few of the commie fuckers Aliens out of the resulting chimp out.

You better add me in to the next video or I'll continue to shitpost all over your thread.

Actually I'll do that even if you do.

 

[r4ndom]

I miss FATAL....

never heard of it, what the story?

 

[Caddchef]

never heard of it, what the story?

Enjoy!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fatal-2-the-fataling.17009/

 

[jewelry investor]

recruit me fam.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

You better add me in to the next video or I'll continue to shitpost all over your thread.

Actually I'll do that even if you do.

You already in.

 

[r4ndom]

Enjoy!

that was a fucking story. im really tempted to look at the rule book now but the fact that the first 13 pages of that thread is just people trying to understand it im probably gonna avoid it.