Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Timic83]

This cunt almost ruined the Doom book "Masters of Doom" for me with his shitty audiobook version

 

[Slamerella]

He's such a fag he is only notable for a character everyone hates and managed to become more of a whiny bitch in adult life.

Virgin Wil Wheaton vs Chad Jaleel White

If I had the tools right now I'd make an edit.

"People tell him to shut up as a command to the point it has become a catch phrase"
"Has a catch phrase that consists of pure innocence and can be used in many ways as long as you're the center of attention

"Played a heavily hated character in a popular franchise"
"Played one of the most notable platform characters from the 90s, reignited a spark in a TV Sitcom, and put out more albums than most actors."

 

[Tookie]

He's such a failure they cut his scene from Nemesis. Fucking Nemesis.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Just remembered he had a glorious post-Brexit freakout way back when. This seriously reads like the ramblings of an insane person:
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what a knob

he doesn't live here and never has done, what the fuck does he know about it?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

My favourite Felicia fact is that Quirky Nerd Princess has been in a serious relationship for at least a decade with Patrick Sheane Duncan, a guy old enough to cum cobwebs. They've purged the Internet of his name in association to her, which is smart for her brand, because he's 70. She promotes his book and thanked him in credits for The Guild. Presumably he's baby daddy.

Oh god this was news to me.

https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0069/59/1439325564568.jpg

And we know what sprouts when old men plant that seed...

 

[Spicy Hog]

If you have this circled part of your beard grown out, fucking stop it unless you're goddamned Santa or own a hunting goods store. It makes you look like a homeless cocksucker. Shit's always gross looking and needs to be cleaned up. It doesn't make you look "rustic" or "wise" in any way shape or form, its just sloppy/depressed divorced dad as fuck

Christ you sound just like my ex wife.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

If I had the tools right now I'd make an edit.

"People tell him to shut up as a command to the point it has become a catch phrase"
"Has a catch phrase that consists of pure innocence and can be used in many ways as long as you're the center of attention

"Played a heavily hated character in a popular franchise"
"Played one of the most notable platform characters from the 90s, reignited a spark in a TV Sitcom, and put out more albums than most actors."

Don't forget Wil: "Grew up from a wimpy child actor to an even wimpier older actor
Jaleel: "Grew up from a wimpy child actor to this a buff action star"

 

[TheImportantFart]

This photo of the two of them cracks me up:

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

It's actually worse than that - he's in the finished movie at the wedding scene, but he can only be seen if you set it to the widest aspect ratio:
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And the really fucked up part is that he shouldn't even be there! He ran off with some weird alien after he tried to stop Picard from removing some space Injuns from a Cardassian planet. Maybe there was a clause in his contract he could be in the TNG movies, and he really needed the $859.

However, he was the least of the problems in Nemesis.

If you’re ever tempted to like Wesley Crusher, just remember that the character literally only exists as a form of wish fulfillment for Gene Roddenberry, who felt a rift with his son as the boy went through typical teenage growing pains.

Gene literally wrote the son he wanted and had Wil act him out.

I heard the only reason space nerd Wil was in so many TNG episodes was because there was a writer's strike, but before they went on strike they wrote several scripts with the space nerd and they were going to to back and pick the best script. But then they went on strike, and the producers just took ALL the scripts and went with 'em.

Oh no he's got Frank Wu Syndrome

This is common among geeks, dweebs, soy boys, goons and other flavors of degenerate. They have such a low self opinion that they can't make a genuine smile, because it doesn't look right (or they think it doesn't look right) so they do the open mouth WHOOOAH I'M SCREEAMIN! look.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Can somebody ferret out the reaction to the disaster that was his hosting of Blizzcon? I remember a fair amount of salt over that, that he was about as familiar with WoW as, well, I am.

Yet, Wil, well...

If I were grading myself, I’d give myself a solid B. I made some embarrassing mistakes, like saying it was 2016 several times (I blame my brain for being excited that the next day was my 16th wedding anniversary) and for saying “Etcetera” when I was supposed to say “E T C” during the talent contest. In my (weak) defense, I didn’t (and still don’t) know who ETC was, which I guess will confirm that guy who was all “WIL WHEATON IS NOT QUALIFIED TO HOST BLIZZCON” so congratulations to him. Maybe they’ll find that guy and hire him for net time. To further defend myself, I read what was on my card, which said “Etc.” and not “E.T.C.” which probably would have saved me some embarrassment and some hardcore WoW players consternation.

that time i hosted blizzcon - link is archive.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

What's annoying is that the Warehouse 13 crew loved having Niel Grayston over, and the likewise was found when Alison Scaglotti (aka Claudia) when she went and guested over there.

Both teams were apparently prepping various crossover episodes and even partial seasons in which Claudia and Doug would guest and help each other in pretty good adventures. This was back when SyFy was making it's own "TV" universe with Alphas, W13 and Eureka.

Guess what ruined it?

God damn fucking Sharknado.

Because Sharknado made all the damn money for SyFy they chose to drop every plan they had for a neat "TV universe" they'd been slowly building (which medium-long term was paying off) and ditch it all in favour of more shitty movies.

The TV crews and production arm they cut down and shunted off into Defiance which limped through 3 seasons and some legitimately god awful CGI.

Either way, Parish was a fucking annoyance throughout and Felicia Day was at least tolerable in comparison.

But they're intentionally bad! And that means that they MUST be entertaining, right?!

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

This is common among geeks, dweebs, soy boys, goons and other flavors of degenerate. They have such a low self opinion that they can't make a genuine smile, because it doesn't look right (or they think it doesn't look right) so they do the open mouth WHOOOAH I'M SCREEAMIN! look.

I was reading 4chan and this came up recently, they call it the "fear grimace". I didn't notice it before but now I see it everywhere.

 

[RG 448]

That is such a piece of shit thing to say.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This photo of the two of them cracks me up:

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fig. 1: constipation face
fig. 2: diarrhoea face

 

[Transvaalan]

Remember when he wrote Anita Sarkeesian's entry for TIME's 100 most influential people of 2015? It's somehow worse than you'd expect:
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Lolsm they got a perfect profile of her Jew nose.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

The thing about Hawking is any fucker could grab the voice and say it's him.

Yeah, are we sure it wasn’t just Microsoft Sam?

 

[ForgottenAcct]

That is such a piece of shit thing to say.

It also misses the point of the religion entirely. I don't know if the Church has an actual answer on this, but it seems like getting slaughtered in a church is a fast-track to heaven tbh.

 

[KM 749]

Anyone who puts "Kill the Nazis" or anything like it in as part of their username is always going to, without fail, be too sensitive, too volatile, and too weak to even win a fight against a member of the Hitler Youth.

 

[SpicyNigerian]

Apparently he apologized for his comments on the shooting.

 

[KM 749]

Apparently he apologized for his comments on the shooting.View attachment 347703

The scumbag just can't help but justify himself and incorporate his agenda into everything, even into an apology for the families of the deceased.

"Sorry about that, but Paul Ryan's bigotry LITERALLY blinded me with rage and righeous moral indignance! I was setting aside the tragedy for YOU!"