Containment Random Chris Updates

I thought this Maud dick was going to stop her updates. Ah well, at least we now know where Chris probably picked up his use of 'namaste' from.

I thought so too so I ran an exhastive 10 second google search (about all that it's worth). Apparently his fiance told him not to stop it... according to him

A brief look at the apparent 'author' (D. G. Speirs) has the lolcow (or at least autism) scent about it as well as one might guess.
 
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In spite of it being a full month since his last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon.

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He's now getting $652 from 24 people.
I think a lot of them are either real life friends of his trying to help a tard out in an easy way, or trolls who want to keep him doing the comics.
 
In spite of it being a full month since his last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon.

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He's now getting $652 from 24 people.
It's funny that, since around October, the number of patrons is kind of stable, while his earnings are kind of growing, so people, for some reason, are giving Chris more money as time goes on.
 
In spite of it being a full month since his last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon.

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He's now getting $652 from 24 people.
If he's on SSDI, doesn't he have to report his monthly income to the SSA? The limit is $1,170 for SSDI without affecting disability as of 2017 and I don't think Chris has hit that when we include both patreon and whatever he's making selling stuff, but it still has to be reported. Not reporting can cause the SSA to stop sending his tugboat, make him pay back the amount they payed him while he was earning, and/or result in jail time depending on the circumstances of it.

I highly doubt Chris is actually reporting his income like he's supposed to. Also I doubt Chris is reporting his non-SSDI income properly for tax purposes so that's another issue. The SSA monitors bank accounts of recipients, so I'm wondering if there will ever be a Saga where he gets in trouble with the SSA for this stuff.

I also wonder if some people are paying into his patreon in hopes he'll go over his monthly income limit causing him to lose his tugboat. The freak out from Chris if that actually happened would be pretty interesting.
 
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In spite of it being a full month since his last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon.

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He's now getting $652 from 24 people.
Chris needs to learn that he has to work on a consistant basis to make money. You know, like normal people do. So anyone who thinks they're helping Chris by giving him money for nothing is making a huge mistake.

Barb's gonna die sooner or later and as things stand he's going to be totally unprepared to step it up and handle things on a day to day basis at a time where he absolutely needs to.

And for anyone giving him money for any other reason: GJ giving your money away. You're really hurting Chris.
 
"I am very curious of your take of Cwcville Christian's Past, or otherwise your interpretation of my past."

Uhh, does Chris not know that he is Christian?
This has me wondering, Marvin says Chris is talking to trolls pretending to be Rosechu and Sonichu or whatever and is believing it because crazy. Would he believe in someone who says they are the cwcville version of him? or would that finally clue him in that he's being played?
 
Chris needs to learn that he has to work on a consistant basis to make money. You know, like normal people do. So anyone who thinks they're helping Chris by giving him money for nothing is making a huge mistake.

Barb's gonna die sooner or later and as things stand he's going to be totally unprepared to step it up and handle things on a day to day basis at a time where he absolutely needs to.

And for anyone giving him money for any other reason: GJ giving your money away. You're really hurting Chris.

I don't know if this would work, because Chris being Chris would lie, but what if he had to be confronted with a calendar of which days during a month he actually worked? When you see four+ weeks with so little activity, would he do his standard whining? Would it snap him into working a little? Having something that concrete in front of the lazy ball of lard excrement, I wonder.
Of course the only problem is actually having that much inside knowledge so you can tell when he worked each day and how much. Whatever, Wraiths can dream too.
 
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