Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Koby_Fish]

Even if that is literally the first time you ever saw it, if you take that shit as a credible threat, you are fucking exceptional. You have no claim to understanding of Internet culture or even basic reality. You are literally a moron.

I suppose there are some people who've never run into it, and if they are also exceptionally paranoid (like both wheaton and his wife most certainly are--as extremists on both ends of the political spectrum often tend to be--not to mention wil's publicly announced mental disorders), they will often take it seriously, because they can't separate reality from fiction/fantasy, and think there really are people out there who are dead fucking serious when they shitpost things like the Navy Seal copypasta.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I suppose there are some people who've never run into it, and if they are also exceptionally paranoid (like both wheaton and his wife most certainly are--as extremists on both ends of the political spectrum often tend to be), not to mention wil's publicly announced mental disorders, they will often take it seriously, because they can't separate reality from fiction/fantasy, and think there really are people out there who are dead fucking serious when they shitpost things like the Navy Seal copypasta.

I generally doubt they think a bona fide SEAL is threatening them, but I can see how if you're a gormless, paranoid narcissist you may think the shitposter actually wants to kill you.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I generally doubt they think a bona fide SEAL is threatening them, but I can see how if you're a gormless, paranoid narcissist you may think the shitposter actually wants to kill you.

At this point we should be grateful that Wheaton has made a conscientious effort to not reproduce. I can't remember exactly but I think I saw something a few years ago where he mentioned not wanting to spawn (something something vasectomy maybe? I could be remembering wrong but it sounds like something he'd do). Either way, his wife has clearly had all the kids she ever intended on having and probably didn't want any more anyway. Wil's now one of those "my dogs are my kids" types.

But I halfway wonder just how messed up the wife's kids are in the head due to having a complete nutter radfem mother, but also Wesley Crusher as a stepdad--after all, he's neurotic AF.

 

[polonium]

I generally doubt they think a bona fide SEAL is threatening them, but I can see how if you're a gormless, paranoid narcissist you may think the shitposter actually wants to kill you.

Wil Wheaton would cum in his pants if he could get a stalker. It would be the best thing to happen to him in years, he'd be able to bleat about it on Twitter for Victim Points, and it would throw him back into the media's spotlight again, even for a brief moment, so that maybe, someone, anybody, please just one person might notice him again.

 

[Medicated]

Jerry O'Connell married Mystique.
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I just realized Sliders is probably the only unsullied sci-fi property at this point.

 

[The Dude]

@AnOminous anyone who takes anything seriously on the internet is a drooling, window-licking mongo.

Wil Wheaton would cum in his pants if he could get a stalker. It would be the best thing to happen to him in years, he'd be able to bleat about it on Twitter for Victim Points, and it would throw him back into the media's spotlight again, even for a brief moment, so that maybe, someone, anybody, please just one person might notice him again.

It's too bad it was Brent Spiner/Data who got the schizophrenic stalker chicks having psychic sex with him, and not Acting Ensign Crusher. Spiner is a talented guy and a good person, whereas Wheaton is a bitchy narcissist who wants to dictate how everyone talks, thinks, votes, and eats. He's a faggy little SJW fascist.

I just realized Sliders is probably the only unsullied sci-fi property at this point.

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So Cucklord Supreme and his Danger Hair female doppelganger are going to be on Stranger Things? Fuck... I hope they don't have major rolls.

 

[polonium]

It's too bad it was Brent Spiner/Data who got the schizophrenic stalker chicks having psychic sex with him, and not Acting Ensign Crusher. Spiner is a talented guy and a good person, whereas Wheaton is a bitchy narcissist who wants to dictate how everyone talks, thinks, votes, and eats. He's a faggy little SJW fascist.

Everything I've seen indicates Brent Spiner is a terrible actor but bless him, he tries.

 

[The Dude]

Everything I've seen indicates Brent Spiner is a terrible actor but bless him, he tries.

I always thought Spiner played the "quirky nerd" roles quite well. Or, at least better than his cuck Soyboy TNG costar.

 

[polonium]

I always thought Spiner played the "quirky nerd" rolls quite well. Or, at least better than his cuck Soyboy TNG costar.

The definition of an actor is being able to play more than one role well.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Even if that is literally the first time you ever saw it, if you take that shit as a credible threat, you are fucking exceptional. You have no claim to understanding of Internet culture or even basic reality. You are literally a moron.

And that's the meat of these people. They are relentless, fierce and over-the-top against trolling because in their child-like mind, there's no difference between a lie and a ridiculous statement for humorous purposes. They cannot ignore them either. Any regular functioning adult would see the Lego figure or read the Navy SEAL tweet and just laugh it out. There is no "Who the fuck cares?" thought process in their minds.

I'm no shrink but this seems to be related to the prolonged boyhood these individuals seem to live in. The way they obsess over videogames, action figures, series, comics, etc. is partially to blame for this behavior. Everything they read has to be analyzed and archived as a factoid or attacked for their lack of ground on the subject matter. Why this particular dude was never been faced with a meme from 2010 when in theory Internet is their preferred playground, it's beyond me.

We just call it "Millenial Science Theater 3000". The zingers aren't even funny, and at least twice an episode they have to make a "We're socially progressive!" 'riff'. The host segments are unwatchable, as they talk about their laser cutter and 3-D printer for no reason other than to assure the IRS those are real business expenses and the deductions are 100% legit.

From the article:
The riffing in the new MST3K (provided by new host Jonah Ray with Baron Vaughn and Hampton Yount as Servo and Crow, and a writing staff that includes Rick & Morty’s Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland ) is less about pointing out the film’s flaws and more about situating their silliness in a modern idiom. Without Beaulieu, Conniff, and Murphy penning jokes, the series has lost most of its material about TV, movies, and celebrity from the ’40s through the ’70s. They’ve been replaced with more current references,including everything from material about Neil Degrasse Tyson’s habit of ruining movies on Twitter to Saved By the Bell to a regrettable “Uptown Funk” sing-along.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

 

[The Dude]

The definition of an actor is being able to play more than one role well.

Well, Spiner got kinda typecast in that role, but I've seen him in a couple different flicks playing outside his typecast. Can't remember the flick, but there was a comedy he was in where he was a villain and I thought he was quite enjoyable. He mostly played Data very straight and dry, which was obviously because Data was an emotionless robot until he received his "emotion chip". But when he was Lore he was able to branch out and made a pretty good villain. He's also had a few silly roles that I felt he did fine with. I don't think he really got to live up to his potential with the roles he was given because everyone saw him as Data.

Now bring on the :autism: ratings because of my TNG sperging.

 

[CWCissey]

So Cucklord Supreme and his Danger Hair female doppelganger are going to be on Stranger Things? Fuck... I hope they don't have major rolls.

I hope they get their faces ripped off by Demigorgons.

Can't remember the flick, but there was a comedy he was in where he was a villain and I thought he was quite enjoyable.

Master Of Disguise?

 

[Mola Ram]

Master Of Disguise?

Spiner's greatest role:

 

[CWCissey]

Just did a check on that link regarding Cucklord and Slag being in Stranger Things. Nothing. Nowt on Google too.

That cunt is trolling and I am breathing a sigh of relief.

 

[Arctic]

I'm no shrink but this seems to be related to the prolonged boyhood these individuals seem to live in. The way they obsess over videogames, action figures, series, comics, etc. is partially to blame for this behavior. Everything they read has to be analyzed and archived as a factoid or attacked for their lack of ground on the subject matter. Why this particular dude was never been faced with a meme from 2010 when in theory Internet is their preferred playground, it's beyond me.

This could be the case but there are other manchildren on the internet that are much more well-adjusted, like AlphaOmegaSin and the AVGN. My pet theory is that Wheaton is the way he is because he knows on some level that he is a shitty actor and most people don't like him, but he also enjoys his residual e-fame and doesn't want to look for a normal job. Living in this prolonged state of anxiety causes him to lash out anything he perceives as a threat, even something as ridiculous as the navy seal pasta.

 

[The Gagh Whisperer]

This could be the case but there are other manchildren on the internet that are much more well-adjusted, like AlphaOmegaSin and the AVGN. My pet theory is that Wheaton is the way he is because he knows on some level that he is a shitty actor and most people don't like him, but he also enjoys his residual e-fame and doesn't want to look for a normal job. Living in this prolonged state of anxiety causes him to lash out anything he perceives as a threat, even something as ridiculous as the navy seal pasta.

Wil is used to being the big man in the small town. He can't be "Just a Geek". He has to be Geek Celebrity Wil Wheaton. He can't handle the thought of just being an average joe in a crowd. Everything he participates in, he has to remind people who is is, befriend the influencers, get on the podcasts, get on stage.

Probably part of why he's railed against anonymity. If everyone is anonymous, how will people know he was on Star Trek? It's why he can live his life on the internet for decades and still be oblivious to the copypasta. He never steps out of the VIP lounge.

 

[LN 910]

@AnOminous anyone who takes anything seriously on the internet is a drooling, window-licking mongo.



It's too bad it was Brent Spiner/Data who got the schizophrenic stalker chicks having psychic sex with him, and not Acting Ensign Crusher. Spiner is a talented guy and a good person, whereas Wheaton is a bitchy narcissist who wants to dictate how everyone talks, thinks, votes, and eats. He's a faggy little SJW fascist.



So Cucklord Supreme and his Danger Hair female doppelganger are going to be on Stranger Things? Fuck... I hope they don't have major rolls.

The only major rolls Wil gets is on his stomach.

 

[Sable]

I voted for Day, because the one thing I saw her in didn't annoy me too much, and all those posts of Wheaton slurping down soy kinda spooked me.

 

[Emperor Julian]

She was pretty inoffensive in buffy.

 

[TheImportantFart]

The only major rolls Wil gets is on his stomach.

And eye rolls whenever he opens his mouth.